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slostang
09-20-2008, 01:32 AM
an older man walks into a bar.
he sees a nice lookin woman and buys her a drink
he asks the woman "what's your name?"
she says "diamonds gold."
the man says that's an odd name.
she says my old name got boring so I had it legally changed to my two favorite things. what's your name?
the man says "tits golf."

Catnip
09-20-2008, 01:50 AM
*crickets*

slostang
09-20-2008, 01:54 AM
It's kinda funny.

Catnip
09-20-2008, 02:16 AM
It's kinda funny.

Kinda like the TBS commercials.

BKgen®
09-20-2008, 04:37 PM
Kinda like the TBS commercials.

It's as funny as cancer.

EJ25RUN
09-20-2008, 04:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/trueneutral/Human%20Inbox/GotTheAids.jpg

FasTech
09-20-2008, 04:43 PM
Are you high Slovic!?!?!?

Blitanicle99
09-20-2008, 07:47 PM
Are you high Slovic!?!?!?

No but I definately am. :D

twinj
09-20-2008, 07:50 PM
^^lol

Revmaynard
09-20-2008, 07:51 PM
x2 :ninja:

.blank cd
09-20-2008, 08:23 PM
404 funny not found

.blank cd
09-20-2008, 08:26 PM
however...

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj155/vtexguy03/misc%20pics/motivator6353418.jpg

:cheers:

Friggintitsman
09-20-2008, 08:56 PM
Ok two men are at a 20's club sitting at the bar.
One man looks at the other and says.
" I can have any chick in this bar"
The other man says
"Yeah right you gotta be pushing 70 yrs old, you're overweight, and balding. What makes you think any of these young sexy women would have sex with you?"

Old man says
"cuz I'm a rapist"

.blank cd
09-20-2008, 08:59 PM
http://jj.am/gallery/d/57115-1/catnip.jpg

4dmin
09-20-2008, 09:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/trueneutral/Human%20Inbox/GotTheAids.jpg

bahhhhhhhh love that episode

Catnip
09-20-2008, 09:32 PM
wow.

this is like the lame ass jokes from the nerd at work.

twinj
09-20-2008, 09:37 PM
Ok two men are at a 20's club sitting at the bar.
One man looks at the other and says.
" I can have any chick in this bar"
The other man says
"Yeah right you gotta be pushing 70 yrs old, you're overweight, and balding. What makes you think any of these young sexy women would have sex with you?"

Old man says
"cuz I'm a rapist"
That one was actually funny.