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4dmin
09-19-2008, 09:28 PM
Confucius Say:
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.


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Man who run in front of car get tired.


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Man who run behind car get exhausted.


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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.


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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.


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Man with one chopstick go hungry.


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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.


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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


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Baseball is wrong:




Man with four balls cannot walk.


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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.


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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.


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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.


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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.


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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.


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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.


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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.


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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.


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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


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jew_boy
09-19-2008, 09:31 PM
WTF!!... :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

AlanŽ
09-19-2008, 09:36 PM
THAT LAST ONE IS FUCCIN FUNNY

GuessWho
09-19-2008, 09:39 PM
Last one FTW!!!!

redrumracer
09-19-2008, 09:55 PM
yea last one ftw