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Ran
09-17-2008, 08:08 AM
So yesterday afternoon I'm sitting at the Popeye's drive-thru getting some food for dinner. Hells yeah Popeye's! All is well until it comes time to pay. As I open my center console to grab my wallet, I find something that seriously has me perplexed and it gives rise to concern:

http://i37.tinypic.com/23u7evm.png

Pedo jokes aside, I seriously have no idea where this hairtie came from. It's WAY too small to be my girlfriend's and I'm sure as hell not about to ask her if she knows where it came from.

I think someone is planting evidence on me. :cry:

Sammich
09-17-2008, 08:12 AM
bwhaahahahahahhahhahahahahahahhaah

:ninja:

i 'borrowed' your car a week ago.. i thought i removed all the evidence...turns out i didnt..whoopsy

mocha latte cupcake
09-17-2008, 08:13 AM
:ninja: i'm staging a coup....:ninja: i shall be the loli king muhahahahah :ninja:


:thinking: but seriously i've had that happen before... idk... throw it away amy! after you wash any trace that you had it on you off of it of course! i would recommend bleach!

Sammich
09-17-2008, 08:16 AM
yea bleach the interior :ninja:

Nemesis
09-17-2008, 08:17 AM
1. Im going to steal your steering wheel.








2. Your fingers scare me.











3. Maybe kittys? lol

Ran
09-17-2008, 08:25 AM
Maybe kittys? lolI don't think she's ever been in my car. Even then, does she wear hairties that an 8yr old would wear? lol

Nemesis
09-17-2008, 08:26 AM
I don't think she's ever been in my car. Even then, does she wear hairties that an 8yr old would wear? lol


lol oh....true. Im still waking up :( Man we need to get another M:TG meet goin!

mocha latte cupcake
09-17-2008, 08:35 AM
amy - how do you know was 8? you sick sick loli hunter!

george - i'll help you steal the wheel in return for certain... items...

Ran
09-17-2008, 08:36 AM
amy - how do you know was 8? you sick sick loli hunter!You shut your face! I was making a generalization. :tongue1:

Nemesis
09-17-2008, 08:36 AM
george - i'll help you steal the wheel in return for certain... items...


whatcha need? I have an Ipod :ninja:

Ran
09-17-2008, 08:37 AM
I have an Ipod :ninja:That doesn't work. lol

Nemesis
09-17-2008, 08:42 AM
That doesn't work. lol


it powers on. :ninja:

mocha latte cupcake
09-17-2008, 08:44 AM
interesting... i shall meet with you teh george and we shall discuss loli strategies... i know a few lolis that could distract certain loli hunters with mustangs and we might be able to strike... the white and blue loli super ultra distraction attack can not fail!

Ran
09-17-2008, 08:45 AM
i know a few lolis that could distract certain loli hunters with mustangsWhy are you going to meet with George just to distract him from your own meeting? :lmao:

Nemesis
09-17-2008, 08:48 AM
Why are you going to meet with George just to distract him from your own meeting? :lmao:


:lmfao:

mocha latte cupcake
09-17-2008, 09:00 AM
:cry: i got caught up in the moment! leave me alone ~runs away crying~

Mike Lowrey
09-17-2008, 09:22 AM
Ran,
So, um, where did you bury the body?

Ran
09-17-2008, 09:36 AM
I swear, you guys are no help at all. lol

Mike Lowrey
09-17-2008, 09:39 AM
I swear, you guys are no help at all. lol

:lmfao: :lmfao:



p.s. was she good?

Deke
09-17-2008, 09:40 AM
weird. I remember one time back in like 10th grade I found a hair tie in my bedroom. I had just started dating a girl when it happened and she certainly hadn't been over to my house. Never did find out whose it was...

mocha latte cupcake
09-17-2008, 09:41 AM
i think girls plant them honestly... like muhahahaha lets see him squirm and try and get out of this one! muhahahahah

nreggie454
09-17-2008, 09:54 AM
I found a XS v-neck undershirt at my place, and thought it was my girlfriend's....


I am still in the doghouse for trying to return it to her.

Sammich
09-17-2008, 09:56 AM
I found a XS v-neck undershirt at my place, and thought it was my girlfriend's....


I am still in the doghouse for trying to return it to her.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

1000cckiller
09-17-2008, 10:00 AM
quit fking little children and you won't be surprised, at what you you find in your car.

Ran
09-17-2008, 10:04 AM
I found a XS v-neck undershirt at my place, and thought it was my girlfriend's....

I am still in the doghouse for trying to return it to her.Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm trying to avoid here. lol

Nissan Sean
09-17-2008, 10:04 AM
lol at your sig pic Ran

Sammich
09-17-2008, 10:05 AM
my advice..either hide it and wait til she asks for it..or just trash it

Ran
09-17-2008, 10:07 AM
I think it might belong to one of her little cousins. Not sure though.

Killer
09-17-2008, 10:11 AM
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm trying to avoid here. lol

reverse the roles here...

throw a used condom in her car..... then be all like "wtf where did this come from whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and when she flips out and tries to deny it... tell her you'll only forgive her if she forgives you... then pull out said hair tie...

Killer
09-17-2008, 01:52 PM
what was your resolution ran???

Ran
09-17-2008, 01:54 PM
reverse the roles here...

throw a used condom in her car..... then be all like "wtf where did this come from whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and when she flips out and tries to deny it... tell her you'll only forgive her if she forgives you... then pull out said hair tie... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Reps if I can :D

Killer
09-17-2008, 02:13 PM
this plan is full of win...

Sammich
09-17-2008, 02:20 PM
it is...as a result i got rid of tori and ed picked her up...dumb brazilian

Crazy Asian
09-17-2008, 05:06 PM
OH ****S FBI IS ON TO YOU!!!

Slow Motion
09-17-2008, 07:56 PM
Whoa. Ran I have no idea what to say. I am suprised. Your other personality scored with a loli and you have no recolection.