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Revmaynard
09-13-2008, 06:38 PM
I just had four younger teenage girls ask me for a ride when I was outside smoking a cigarette. Now they're sitting/standing in the grass across from my house. I'm going to try to snap a pic without them looking.

Whiteboy572
09-13-2008, 06:39 PM
Give them some candy so they will go away. :yes:

Revmaynard
09-13-2008, 06:43 PM
These suck, but they were through my screen/window. I wonder what they're waiting on.....LOL

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/true_men_dont_kill_coyotes/S6302215.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/true_men_dont_kill_coyotes/S6302216.jpg

DecoyOctopus
09-13-2008, 06:45 PM
young hoez are hilarious cuz they always wanna roll with big boys.

Revmaynard
09-13-2008, 06:46 PM
I'm not even that old. 19...woot! lol But I do suppose I look 30 LOL.

LoveGirl
09-13-2008, 06:48 PM
Ew. Maybe they're stalking you.

FasTech
09-13-2008, 06:48 PM
Go give them "da Cawk".....lol
Honestly, are they worth it?!?!?lololololol

X-Runner
09-13-2008, 06:48 PM
I'm not even that old. 19...woot! lol But I do suppose I look 30 LOL.

Your 19? Are you kidding me!?! :lmfao: You really could pass for 25+

Go give them a "ride" then, you know you want to :lmao:

Hulud
09-13-2008, 06:49 PM
tell them for the ride its either: cash, grass or ass. everyones gotta pay

Scotsman
09-13-2008, 06:50 PM
tell them for the ride its either: cash, grass or ass. everyones gotta pay:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Revmaynard
09-13-2008, 06:50 PM
Lol. Nah, not worth it for me. I live with my girlfriend of two years. She's at work and I'm waiting on some friends to come over.

LoveGirl
09-13-2008, 06:50 PM
Your 19? Are you kidding me!?! :lmfao: You really could pass for 25+

Go give them a "ride" then, you know you want to :lmao:

Stop incinuating that type of behavior, Core-ee.

How come I'm the only one who doesn't know what The Rev looks like?

I feel left out.

:(

EJ25RUN
09-13-2008, 06:51 PM
where's that one awesome pic of you? Look like your an Allman Brothers member.

Hulud
09-13-2008, 06:51 PM
Lol. Nah, not worth it for me. I live with my girlfriend of two years. She's at work and I'm waiting on some friends to come over.
wtf?

what she dont know wont hurt her

Revmaynard
09-13-2008, 06:51 PM
That's me in the avatar. See, I look too old for 19. :ninja:

Hulud
09-13-2008, 06:52 PM
That's me in the avatar. See, I look too old for 19. :ninja:
no but that avatar would like underage ass, just only boy ass....

Scotsman
09-13-2008, 06:52 PM
wtf?

what she dont know wont hurt hertroof , if your not married and leave no evidence (ITB) your good to go!

mikesEK
09-13-2008, 06:53 PM
grass on the field? then lets play ball

Hulud
09-13-2008, 06:53 PM
grass on the field? then lets play ball
if not, lets go muddin

LoveGirl
09-13-2008, 06:54 PM
... you look like you like little boys.

Scotsman
09-13-2008, 06:54 PM
old enough to bleed , old enough to breed

Revmaynard
09-13-2008, 06:55 PM
Exactly. That's why I'm not going for it. :goodjob:


LOL

dohc4.6sc
09-13-2008, 06:55 PM
grass on the field? then lets play ball

if theres no grass, flip her over and play in the mud.

Scotsman
09-13-2008, 06:58 PM
if theres no grass, flip her over and play in the mud.repost

dohc4.6sc
09-13-2008, 07:00 PM
repost

shut up, i didnt read it till just now....

Scotsman
09-13-2008, 07:01 PM
shut up, i didnt read it till just now....:lmfao:

Slow Motion
09-13-2008, 07:02 PM
I think they were waiting on you to give them a Ride *wink wink*

FasTech
09-13-2008, 07:06 PM
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!!!!!!!

Scotsman
09-13-2008, 07:12 PM
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll231/waltm2222/buttsecks.gif

Echonova
09-13-2008, 07:17 PM
Rev talking to the girls...
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Danny.gif

tdurr
09-13-2008, 07:38 PM
^^ rofl at that jif...

redrumracer
09-13-2008, 08:13 PM
are they over 16, if so not a problem

redrumracer
09-13-2008, 08:15 PM
old enough to bleed , old enough to breed
WRONG, if they breathing then they breeding.

Scotsman
09-13-2008, 08:19 PM
WRONG, if they breathing then they breeding.http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/pp242/romaine_010/Hansen_peppers.gif

redrumracer
09-13-2008, 08:26 PM
http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/pp242/romaine_010/Hansen_peppers.gif
fail.

Revmaynard
09-13-2008, 08:31 PM
Lol. They left about an hour ago. My friend showed up and his sister is friends with one of them. They're freshman in High School. LOLOL

Scotsman
09-13-2008, 08:33 PM
Lol. They left about an hour ago. My friend showed up and his sister is friends with one of them. They're freshman in High School. LOLOLhttp://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s52/agoodeboy/incoming_freshmen.jpg

Revmaynard
09-13-2008, 08:35 PM
where's that one awesome pic of you? Look like your an Allman Brothers member.

LOL. Just saw this. I think I look like the Geico caveman. :lmfao::lmfao:

JDMJAYDC2
09-13-2008, 08:40 PM
yo look at her bush does it got hair??? F@ck this chick bare till she passes out and forgot how she got there

Scotsman
09-13-2008, 08:44 PM
yo look at her bush does it got hair??? F@ck this chick bare till she passes out and forgot how she got therethen taxi her to my house:ninja:

Kasper
09-13-2008, 10:55 PM
Well if ya woulda talked out with the camera they mighta started gettin naked for ya!! if they ask ya coulda just said that you were takeing pictures for the milk cartons!

The Ninja
09-14-2008, 11:49 AM
WTF? Jailbait? They all look like manatees to me.

willum14pb
09-14-2008, 11:55 AM
if they're crawling, they're already in the right position.

willum14pb
09-14-2008, 11:56 AM
WTF? Jailbait? They all look like manatees to me.

+1 on the manatees comment. I think he's generalizing jailbait as anything underage.. because he'd **** anything that walks obviously.

Here's some help for you OP.

1. jailbait 1853 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jailbait#), 37 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jailbait#)http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jailbait#)http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jailbait#)
An attractive underaged girl who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll go to jail, so she's the bait that lures you into the jail cell, hence the term jailbait. Is similar to a lolita (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolita), except the term jailbait only applies to an attractive underaged girl that you want to bang, while a lolita (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolita) is an attractive underaged girl who also wants to bang you
R. Kelly's next concert is gonna be in cellblock 4 cuz' he got caught messin' with jailbait.

The Ninja
09-14-2008, 12:28 PM
+1 on the manatees comment. I think he's generalizing jailbait as anything underage.. because he'd **** anything that walks obviously.

Here's some help for you OP.

1. jailbait 1853 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jailbait#), 37 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jailbait#)http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jailbait#)http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jailbait#)
An attractive underaged girl who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll go to jail, so she's the bait that lures you into the jail cell, hence the term jailbait. Is similar to a lolita (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolita), except the term jailbait only applies to an attractive underaged girl that you want to bang, while a lolita (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolita) is an attractive underaged girl who also wants to bang you
R. Kelly's next concert is gonna be in cellblock 4 cuz' he got caught messin' with jailbait.

LMFAO!!!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: