My girlfriends mad at me.. LOL.

[willum14pb]

My girl was driving home when she called:

-I was driving home and after I got off the phone I hit a turtle (she)
-Is everything ok (me)
-Yeah but I feel bad about the turtle (she)
( I started cracking up )
-Thats not funny (she)
-Thats aight god will forgive you because he knows that women specially blondes cant drive (me)
she hang up the call on my face, after five minutes I got a txt from her saying not to call her until monday.





So i think monday.. ill act all normal.. take her out to a nice chinese restaurant and order some turtle soup.. then tell her it's from the turtle she killed!!!


LOL. girls are ridiculous.

[§treet_§peed]

^ hey cutie

[FasTech]

That'd be pretty funny but no booty for you Monday either......lol

[LoveGirl]

LOL. girls are ridiculous.

Yeah, we are.

[§treet_§peed]

lol thats why God gave us two hands my friend

[willum14pb]

That'd be pretty funny but no booty for you Monday either......lol


:dunno: whatever, i've lived without it before. me and palmela are great friends still :P

[X-Runner]

Yeah, we are.

At least you admit it :taun:

[FasTech]

:dunno: whatever, i've lived without it before. me and palmela are great friends still :P


There you go! LOL

[LoveGirl]

At least you admit it :taun:

:gay:

[X-Runner]

:gay:

:cry: big fat meanie lol

[Evil Goat]

id drop that ***** like a sack of potatoes....move onto the next one...

[LoveGirl]

Maybe if you texted me more often or something I wouldn't have to be mean.
:P

[X-Runner]

Maybe if you texted me more often or something I wouldn't have to be mean.
:P

I gotcha ;)

[hydroshutter]

That's cute you take orders from her like that.

[X-Runner]

It really is.

[j_alexia_m]

Haha! That is hilarious! Winnerz

[Elbow]

Is your gf 5?

[willum14pb]

That's cute you take orders from her like that.

lol take orders? If she wants to be stupid ill let her. She already called me since then, she always does stuff like that when i piss her off. lololol. Anyone good looking woman gets angry when they dont get their way or get made fun of in a time where they feel ****ty for something, ahaha.

[b@d @pple]

what is she 16?

[MistaCee]

So i think monday.. ill act all normal.. take her out to a nice chinese restaurant and order some turtle soup.. then tell her it's from the turtle she killed!!!



:lmfao:

[Firefightin_tC]

Yeah, we are.

Anybody find LoveGirl's avatar ironic to this thread?

[man]

Anybody find LoveGirl's avatar ironic to this thread?

Lol, you win 3 internets...

[Terror]

word +1 girls are reeediculous 99% of the time

[LoveGirl]

Anybody find LoveGirl's avatar ironic to this thread?

Nice observation.

[PRiMAdonna]

My girl was driving home when she called:

-I was driving home and after I got off the phone I hit a turtle (she)
-Is everything ok (me)
-Yeah but I feel bad about the turtle (she)
( I started cracking up )
-Thats not funny (she)
-Thats aight god will forgive you because he knows that women specially blondes cant drive (me)
she hang up the call on my face, after five minutes I got a txt from her saying not to call her until monday.





So i think monday.. ill act all normal.. take her out to a nice chinese restaurant and order some turtle soup.. then tell her it's from the turtle she killed!!!


LOL. girls are ridiculous.

did it hurt?

[Nittanys1]

mmmmm nothing like cooter soup!

[kittychick]

mmmmm nothing like cooter soup!
what did you just say? :smackass:

[SL33P3R]

haha I DEFF can see my girl doing something like this, haha

[Nittanys1]

what did you just say? :smackass:


lol I was watching "my big redneck wedding" today and the bride wanted some cooter to make some soup. According to the show its redneck sang for snapping turtle.

[Lizbiz101]

That's messed up about the getting mad over a turtle, but I give you props on taking her out to dinner to make up. Good job!! All you other guys take notes!!

[kittychick]

^hahah, like they're smart enough to actually learn from each others mistakes!

[The BUCKY]

i wish my wife would tell me to not call her till monday
.

[redrumracer]

:dunno: whatever, i've lived without it before. me and palmela are great friends still :P
palmela never cares about what you did or who you did it with.

[The BUCKY]

palmela never cares about what you did or who you did it with.


no shi

[SL33P3R]

palmela never cares about what you did or who you did it with.


Ive never met a girl that could stroke it better than my palmela either:goodjob:

[quickdodge®]

All you other guys take notes!!

Why? Later, QD.

[Clegger]

my girl is all pissed at me too.

I said

who here loves you more than I do

She said nobody

and then she said Jesus

and I rolled my eyes

Now she isnt talking to me

[willum14pb]

i wish my wife would tell me to not call her till monday
.


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

poor mike. Just gag her and put her in a dumpster... :ninja:

[ksniperfox]

id drop that ***** like a sack of potatoes....move onto the next one...


x2. if she cant take a joke, ditch the *****.

[willum14pb]

x2. if she cant take a joke, ditch the *****.

lol got her all wrong. She can take a joke just fine, but you gotta pick your timing. No girl likes a joke about something they feel bad about, especially the moment they're feeling bad about it.