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81911SC
09-12-2008, 09:45 PM
Last night me and my gf were alone in her home. I had plans for her so I got her real drunk but I got drunk too. Then I completely undressed her and had wild sex. Really wild. So she was completely naked and sleeping, but I was still awake. I was drunk so I don't remember why I did this. I was turning in bed a lot so I guess she god uncomfortable and she hummed a little in her sleep, so I leaned over to her ear and whispered: "Hush little baby don't say a word, and nevermind that noise you heard." then continued and slowly increased my voice "it's just a beast under your bed.... in your closet, in your head!" she slowly began opening her eyes, I got panicked and ****ing screamed at the top of my lungs to her ear: "EEEEEXIIIIIT LIIIIIGHT!" she screamed, got up and hit her head to the wall. I got even worse panicked and didn't know what to do. While she was trying to locate the source of the scream, I quickly spat on her eyes and ****ing screamed again "EEEEENTEEER NIIIIIIIIGHT!" and Falcon Punch'd her in teh face. She slammed her head to the wall again and fell unconcious. I checked her pulse, she was alive. But all this action got me real horny so I jerked off and cummed to her face and hair. Then I hugged her and went to sleep.

After a few days, I broke up with her because she started to remember bit and pieces of moments from that night. Stupid ***** probably still think it was a dream. Now I spend my days fapping to incest hentai. And I love Metallica.

Z33_kid
09-12-2008, 09:49 PM
hmmmm it was the devil ! lol

BKgen®
09-12-2008, 09:51 PM
Last night me and my gf were alone in her home


After a few days, I broke up with her

FAIL.

(not to mention the fact that you claim to have a "girl"friend. :gay:)

Echonova
09-12-2008, 09:58 PM
FAIL.

(not to mention the fact that you claim to have a "girl"friend. :gay:)http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/9999s.gif

81911SC
09-12-2008, 10:26 PM
Ah hell. LOL

MK3Virus
09-12-2008, 10:42 PM
at least stick it in her mouth...

Got Milk?
09-12-2008, 11:51 PM
THIS THREAD FAILS LIKE THACKER AT SPECIAL OLYMPICS.

LoveGirl
09-13-2008, 02:21 AM
at least stick it in her mouth...

HAHA.

§treet_§peed
09-13-2008, 09:43 AM
lol you gotta re read your **** before you post it man

FasTech
09-13-2008, 11:01 AM
Creepy!

tron
09-13-2008, 11:21 AM
man that **** was funny as fawk

Elbow
09-13-2008, 12:17 PM
I have no idea what I just read.