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B_Hoov
09-11-2008, 12:34 AM
just wondering what everyone thought, i don't expect any scientific proof of it being true or not, but i bet i have seen 10 commercials tonight alone on pills for "natural male enhancement" im not going into grotesque details, if you dont know what im referring to then...sorry, the short bus is that way> but has anyone on here actually tried it and gotten any results? (like anyone is going to answer that on a public forum) i just cannot stand seeing commercials like that, knowing ppl are getting excited...then blow there money on sugar pills and B12 to boost energy...discuss, i will rep for replies until i am shunned by the rep gods...

Ronsam2006
09-11-2008, 02:28 AM
I mean I'm sure they work, it's the side effects I would be worried about since they don't talk anything about them.

OneSlow5pt0
09-11-2008, 03:01 AM
one time i was having sex,and one of those commercials came on............i just stopped and we look each other and busted out laughing

TheGodfather
09-11-2008, 03:08 AM
Those extenze commercials anger the sh!t out of me.

I can't stand them.

And from what I've read, they do nothing but make an erection last longer and in no way make your penis bigger because without implants it is not possible.

ksniperfox
09-11-2008, 05:58 AM
best way to find out is buy it, try it, and let us know.


but eh, ive never really had the need for that shiite but go ahead and try it.

Ed
09-11-2008, 07:30 AM
lol @ smiling bob

BKgen®
09-11-2008, 07:46 AM
one time i was having sex,and one of those commercials came on............i just stopped and we look each other and busted out laughing

you and your boyfriend?

Ed
09-11-2008, 07:48 AM
im surprised no one made fun of the op yet...

lulz

BKgen®
09-11-2008, 07:49 AM
b_hoov has a small penis. :ninja:




*runs*

Ed
09-11-2008, 07:52 AM
b_hoov has a small penis. :ninja:




*runs*

lolololol reps if i can

BKgen®
09-11-2008, 07:53 AM
i ran because i know the guy and he could probably rip my head off


*runs again*

Ed
09-11-2008, 07:58 AM
well in that case, i will refrain from making fun... hahaha

Sammich
09-11-2008, 08:04 AM
fuk that...that steriod injectin sumbish has a vienna

alpine_aw11
09-11-2008, 08:48 AM
Apparently those companies encountered a lot of lawsuits recently. It does work, but the catch is if you stop taking them it will actually shrink down to be smaller than the pathetic excuse of a penis it was before you loaded up on pills. I mean I could be wrong, but it sounds reasonable to me.

Sammich
09-11-2008, 08:49 AM
*REORDERS EXTENZE*

Hulud
09-11-2008, 08:59 AM
I mean I'm sure they work, it's the side effects I would be worried about since they don't talk anything about them.
if they ACTUALLY worked then the FDA would approve it the use. The FDA does not approve any "natural male enhancements"


Apparently those companies encountered a lot of lawsuits recently. It does work, but the catch is if you stop taking them it will actually shrink down to be smaller than the pathetic excuse of a penis it was before you loaded up on pills. I mean I could be wrong, but it sounds reasonable to me.
and where did you hear that? the word in the pharmacy business is that its just a scam. it does not work.

Hulud
09-11-2008, 09:02 AM
you all do realize that the ceo of the company who manufactured enzyte was sent to jail for fraud right?

obviously it doesnt work lol

alpine_aw11
09-11-2008, 09:04 AM
if they ACTUALLY worked then the FDA would approve it the use. The FDA does not approve any "natural male enhancements"


and where did you hear that? the word in the pharmacy business is that its just a scam. it does not work.

I don't remember, I didn't care to look into it. Probably wasn't credible, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were to be true. Truth is I'll never find out because I don't plan on ordering **** pills.

Hulud
09-11-2008, 09:05 AM
I don't remember, I didn't care to look into it. Probably wasn't credible, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were to be true. Truth is I'll never find out because I don't plan on ordering **** pills.
its not true is what im saying.

those things are just simple herbs you can get in the vitamin section at teh drug store.

alpine_aw11
09-11-2008, 09:08 AM
its not true is what im saying.

those things are just simple herbs you can get in the vitamin section at teh drug store.

Yea I figured that. I love the "doctors" they get to do the commercials lol. So how are they still airing those commercials if the CEO went to jail for fraud? I thought he went to jail because of the whole issue of the shrinkage factor when you stopped taking them, but if they're totally ineffective they shouldn't be sold.

Sammich
09-11-2008, 09:08 AM
what kinds of herbs

*takes out note pad*

lol

Hulud
09-11-2008, 09:10 AM
Yea I figured that. I love the "doctors" they get to do the commercials lol. So how are they still airing those commercials if the CEO went to jail for fraud? I thought he went to jail because of the whole issue of the shrinkage factor when you stopped taking them, but if they're totally ineffective they shouldn't be sold.
i agree they shouldnt be sold cause there are so many dunbasses out there who will buy it.

Shibby
09-11-2008, 09:12 AM
every night i cannot sleep.. i have insomnia. I havent slept yet at all today.


I hate the stupid extenze commercial. It is the worst commercial ever made. I want to sue the company for making me go crazy and making a commercial that lasts 5 minutes long. and plays twice during a commercial break.


I cannot stress how angry I get when I see that stupid commercial come on at night while I'm watching Comedy Central. It makes me hate television.

Sammich
09-11-2008, 09:13 AM
what ever happened to the GGW commercials lol

Total_Blender
09-11-2008, 09:14 AM
i agree they shouldnt be sold cause there are so many dunbasses out there who will buy it.

Like PT Barnum said "there's a sucker born every minute". If the FDA/government took all the over teh counter products that didn't work off of stores shelves there would be a lot of empty shelves :lmfao:

Shibby
09-11-2008, 09:15 AM
what ever happened to the GGW commercials lol

GGW owner is in jail...

Sammich
09-11-2008, 09:20 AM
GGW owner is in jail...
they stopped the commercials cuz he's in jail..gay..

Hulud
09-11-2008, 09:20 AM
Like PT Barnum said "there's a sucker born every minute". If the FDA/government took all the over teh counter products that didn't work off of stores shelves there would be a lot of empty shelves :lmfao:
no not really. only things that would be removed would be a whole lot of herbals

Hulud
09-11-2008, 09:21 AM
they stopped the commercials cuz he's in jail..gay..
what are yo utalking about? GGW are still on. they didnt stop the commercials, i saw one the other day on comedy central after midnight

Sammich
09-11-2008, 09:22 AM
what are yo utalking about? GGW are still on. they didnt stop the commercials, i saw one the other day on comedy central after midnight

i do go to sleep after midnight...

but they dont have the full blown 'info' mercials like they use to

Hulud
09-11-2008, 09:30 AM
i do go to sleep after midnight...

but they dont have the full blown 'info' mercials like they use to
you mean the 30-60 mins ones?

thats probably because they didnt want to pay for it anymore

Sammich
09-11-2008, 09:30 AM
you mean the 30-60 mins ones?

thats probably because they didnt want to pay for it anymore

guess i need to find something else to wack it at lulz

Shibby
09-11-2008, 09:36 AM
blurry spots get you off at night?

ksniperfox
09-11-2008, 12:12 PM
cause there are so many dunbasses out there who will buy it.


not really so many dumbasses as there are people with small wangs.:lmfao:

Stormhammer
09-11-2008, 12:27 PM
one time i was having sex,and one of those commercials came on............i just stopped and we look each other and busted out laughing

I'm laughing at the notion of you having sex.

Stormhammer
09-11-2008, 12:30 PM
you gotta admit though, Cialis has a REALLY catchy whistling tune. I'm always whistling it.

okra1981
09-11-2008, 12:42 PM
I made a commercial for an over the counter herbal enhancement, they only prolong or make it easier to get an erection. On that note, there is no chubby when you take one, it's an all or nothing thing. I couldn't even look at a girl's cleavage without problems, it was like seventh grade all over again.

Ronsam2006
09-11-2008, 03:17 PM
if they ACTUALLY worked then the FDA would approve it the use. The FDA does not approve any "natural male enhancements"


and where did you hear that? the word in the pharmacy business is that its just a scam. it does not work.
Oh i see. They probably suck then.

B_Hoov
09-11-2008, 03:30 PM
b_hoov has a small penis. :ninja:




*runs*

how did i know you'd be the one to say some ****? lol, well im happy and the wife does not complain :D , and i have a son now so it must work just fine. as long as it works and the wife is happy... :goodjob:

Killer
09-11-2008, 03:32 PM
one time i was having sex,and one of those commercials came on............i just stopped and we look each other and busted out laughing


that's a really good joke hypno!!!!!!!!!

Blitanicle99
09-11-2008, 04:57 PM
. I couldn't even look at a girl's cleavage without problems, it was like seventh grade all over again.



Hahhahahahha

MistaCee
09-11-2008, 05:31 PM
fuk that...that steriod injectin sumbish has a vienna


LMMMAAAOAOAOAO:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Sammich pwnd

B_Hoov
09-11-2008, 11:59 PM
b_hoov has a small penis. :ninja:




*runs*


*cuts through frame of soapbox car so as to come apart 3/4 track length*
:ninja:

FlipKing
09-12-2008, 12:10 AM
There is one commercial i like actually.........its the hour long Girls Gone Wild commercials that come on at 3 in the morning on comedy central :D those things enhance some ****,haha

okra1981
09-13-2008, 05:56 PM
There is one commercial i like actually.........its the hour long Girls Gone Wild commercials that come on at 3 in the morning on comedy central :D those things enhance some ****,haha
Yeah, I saw a difference in a certain part of my anatomy after one of those once. I hate those videos though, they are like the first part of a porno, then they stop after things could start getting good, bastards.

Whiteboy572
09-13-2008, 06:36 PM
Maybe you should ask the japanese. There good at making small packages perform well. Haha :D

Slow Motion
09-13-2008, 06:57 PM
This is what IA has become. A place to discuss the need for male enhancement and penises. Call brett i'm sure he's got enough blue diamonds to help those in need.