Todays Mexican Joke

[Brett]

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......
They panhandle on different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.
Jose says , .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'
Jose says ' No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars'
Carlos says.... 'So what does your sign say'?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......
It reads , 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

[EJ25RUN]

true story

[ATK_Designs]

:ts:

[BKgen®]

ehh... lame.

[Brett]

not lame, Its a mexican joke, all mexican jokes are real talk!! LOL

[BKgen®]

i hate you so hard brett.

[ShooterMcGavin]

made me snicker

[Sport1.3]

i opened this thread fully expecting just to see a picture of george

[90_ACCORD]

haha nice

[DJ Maestro]

Brett speaks of the tr00f. :D

[Killer]

made me snicker


i'd love a snickers...

[B18c1Turboed]

And all white redneck trailer park trash is also!!! Have you heard the one about the 50 year old modifying civics and s2000 yet!!! Real talk!


not lame, Its a mexican joke, all mexican jokes are real talk!! LOL

[Brett]

And all white redneck trailer park trash is also!!! Have you heard the one about the 50 year old modifying civics and s2000 yet!!! Real talk!

I was 49 when I had the civic :lmfao: but damn that just made me think, 4 more years.... and I will be 40 :eek:

[blackboi50]

i lol'd!!!! :lmao:.......1

[Reaper]

This thread lacks win

[FlipKing]

i'd love a snickers...

I thought the same thing:lmfao:

[FlipKing]

Bout time for Brett to retire, get a vette and keep it under 50,lol

[Brett]

^^ I agree about the Vette part but not staying under 50 :D

[Crazy Asian]

Brett is 46346 years old. He's had all the transportation in the world. From the donkey, horse, carriage, Model T, Gremlin, man who knows what else he had.

[Brett]

^^ Troof!! LMAO

[Sammich]

And all white redneck trailer park trash is also!!! Have you heard the one about the 50 year old modifying civics and s2000 yet!!! Real talk!

HOLY PWNING MOTHERFUKERS:lmfao:

[Brett]

^^ That was a Ownage? C'Mom sammich... you know better than that :D

[Sammich]

I KNOW UR AVY IS OWNAGE :D

[Brett]

:lmfao: I figured Paul would like it :D

[Sammich]

LOL

[RandomGuy]

this is some real talk

[ksniperfox]

****, i'd give CACTUS_EG $10 to move back to mexico. i bet every other IA member would too.

[Maniacc]

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......
They panhandle on different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.
Jose says , .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'
Jose says ' No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars'
Carlos says.... 'So what does your sign say'?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......
It reads , 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexicohttp://i35.tinypic.com/9vgmdu.jpg

[DevilK9]

McCain Avatar on the initial posting of a Mexican joke thread. To me...that's hilarious.

But then again, I don't have a sense of humor.

[Sammich]

lulz @ maniac