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mocha latte cupcake
09-08-2008, 03:46 PM
welcome to another exciting adventure in the life of JM...AS ALWAYS PICTURE AND WORD INTENSIVE! AND *ACTION*

welcome to friday afternoon, there was a cool breeze rolling in and the thoughts of the skies falling seemed intense... as i pulled out of nissan in the haley too sessi, i was like hm..... *change cd*.... :ninja: *glow sticks* its pitch black... it totally topless weather! *drop the top* (yes i do keep a set of glow sticks on me @ all times get over it!)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/11/14632792_12c6d4ec57.jpg

*check engine temp*... ok... vroom ease out of the nissan and we're off... topless cruisin, panty droppin @ every red light, the rain starts to drop...
http://www.edward-weston.com/images/Cara_Weston/clouds_small/vertical/Rain%20clouds%203_small.jpg
no worries, down shift to 5th, lil gas... lil lower in the seat... instant rain forcefield... as i was rollin back to the casa de amor, i was like hmm, ya know i feel like there should be alcohol or something going on soon... *pop the cell phone, digits pushed.. ring ring.*

http://louisville.edu/~acmudd03/beer-toast.jpg
hey foo wanna get teh birru?! oh chit jdm you know i do.. so the dom, the christophe, and the barra join me in the land of cervesa or as i like to call it.... LA HACIENDA. where for $3 you can get 32 oz of whatever beer pleases your heart, and all the chips you can eat for free! best $9 anyone can ever spend! w00t w00t


*oh no3s teh rain!* -angry cloud sounds and flicker of lights- BANDS OF RAIN AND POSSIBLE FISH FALL FROM THE SKY! oh no3s we are teh doomed... quick! drink drink!
http://www.companysj.com/v244/cuban-hurricane.jpg

and after the rain there was alot of fun and sobering up... but wait! quickly! to the cottage cheese (my friend cheeses house)... as the alcohol is slowly wearing off i decide it probably best to drive with the top up, being that its raining like i fell asleep in the shower!
http://www.hometowninvasion.com/photos/470/IMG_2109_2.jpg
i can't see chit!

arriving @ the cottage cheese i feel my jdm senses tingling... *ring ring* tis the curry! he tells me about the land of milk and honey also known as S3 headquarters and i hear a mad orgy in the background! those kids play hard i tell you what! i was impressed!
http://www.its.caltech.edu/~squires/gursky/pics/gursky_union_rave.jpg

after a spirited round of Grand Turismo 4 a-spec (old skool nuykas!)
http://ps2media.gamespy.com/ps2/image/article/592/592009/gran-turismo-4-20050228021054396.jpg
i decided it was time for the jm to use some of that sweet that nasty that jdm vtax stuff and get sideway in teh rain!

after much practice i can manage a small slide in the S2k... aka the anti slide machine. thanks to the rain it was quite predictable and very easy, i like to think of traffic circles with rain as the ultimate switch back teacher... @ least around here it is b/c there is either a 6 inch curb or a 16 foot tree to choose from... so you must channel your true inner JM and make it happen... flick the switch, Daft PUNK (one more time) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-0s0pRleg&NR=1
and away we go. enter slow (20) clutch feint, slip.... slip... slip... brakes... correct... blip blip.... straight out!..... I R TEH DORIFTO KEENGA! :bump: :lmfao: ahhh the simple joys of life! w00t w00t...

something happened here....idk :thinking: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

CATURDAY!
http://lolgunabeach.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/zomgitscaturday.jpg

boom bishes its caturday and the JM is up in yer shizzle!
where do i begin! oh yeah! thats right! welcome to sat...er...caturday! we started today with the morning work out aka run to the pool nakey as fast as possible so no one sees me... not really but i did run to the pool :ninja: clothed you sicko's... keep my ball bearings outta your mind!

after gettin my michael phelps on and drownin quite a few ants as i pretended i was godzilla rawring my way around the pool striking fear into the small creatures on my personal tokyo area... :lmfao:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000FA4TLQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
i laughed and then got a bagel... '

and like on all saturdays after there is swim time i always watch @ least 2 episodes of anime since its a nice relaxing thing for me to do w00t w00t! (spice and wolf) was this weekend addition vera nice :goodjob: i highly recommend it for my anime peoples!
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9939/spiceandwolfin3.jpg

from there i went to get some lunch with the rentals on the beach, *haley Stayed in the garage she had a long night so she needed her rest* so as we rode out in the maxima aka VQ35DE FTMFW BISHES MAD TORQ STEER! :taun: i noticed that i had a tail light out... *MACGUYVER TIME! duct tape, quality nissan parts and a stolen bunny pelt* phew that was close... and we're back!

after the most delicious food EVAR! i decided that i hadn't gotten enough sleep yet... so i headed back to the casa de amor and caught up on some Z's... twas a good nap time, i dreamt of race queens, topless time, the beach and there was a suspicious looking kittah that followed me in the dreams... :ninja: idk what that was about... but i was feeling quite safe about it and just as i was about to wake up HE POUNCED ON ME!
http://www.nerdtests.com/picsarea/e8c5a8596ea985532253b7f490210af6.jpg
NO! OH GOD NO! HALP MI! *poof wake up* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! he's still here... wait! aww tis just teh puppy! :ninja: she planned this i know it!

after a short interlude where my memory blanks out again i recieved a text massage... i was like "ero? kore wa nan desu ka?! twas my friend zachery aka the talon terror aka the boosted busted ball bearing bish aka halps mi i ate da waters! and i was like y0, and he was like///do you wish to sush? i was like 'aye? da sushi's?! HAI! IKEMASU! and then fast forward a little...

http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/C741542647/E20070417140221/Media/Sushi%20good.jpg
sushi ftw!

but wait!
http://www.well.com/~pyarrow/tokyo/images/sake.jpg

SAKE II mi! w00t w00t! after eating $100+ in sushi we decided it was time to leave, but i got to hang with the chef's and talk with them, they were telling me all these places to go while in japan, all the fun stuff to do, then started made me all these things that didn't come on the menu! it was teh bomb! it was so much fun! and then! and den! :ninja: dude wheres my car reference

LOLI's! w00t epic sweet love of de world they gave me a loli! a nice japanese girls! (epic digits) and my buddy ended up talking to this snow bunny! i sure do heart teh island sometimes~! but this made my night :D we basically ate $70 dollars in free sushi and sake, had a good conversation, and even better company! great times! CATURDAY gets a 9 outta 10 :bump:

SUNDAY!
so i gots up on sunday to awaken with the sounds of aural vampire running around in my head, and watching a nice screen saver... aww crap i fell asleep on IA again... teh sigh :doh: oh well time to get up... OH SNAPS! i gots to play drums today! :eek: run run run as fast as i can, i has vtec i r teh jdm man! quick dorifto teh traffic circle!
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oh no3s i need teh breakfast!
http://image.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/02/25/0225_starbucks_460x276.jpg
PHEW! NOOOOO! BACK IN DA CAR NO WAITS!
http://www.basuweb.com/images/S2000/near_redline.jpg
back around the traffic circle
http://driftingstreetmedia.com/s2000-drifting-thumb.jpg

*rock out drums*

lunch time! i called a loli and was like hey babe lets go get pizza it was good top down weather so we rolled out to ministry of sound enjoying the oh so perfect weather, top down, weaving in and out of traffic (hilton head traffic is like nothing but a cone course its all moving the same direction and evenly lol so much fun, my peoples who have come down here know :D )

we headed to the greatest pizza place of all time... you know the one!
http://kenny.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/mm-pizza-bakers.jpg
awww yeah! we had a calzone and enjoyed every bite of it! super amazing calzone epic win! i even had a silverstone S2k park next to me, almost brought a tear to my eye :cry: so pretty together! enough of that!

after that we rolled with the top up back to my place... a cloud was following me... :ninja: yeah thats it... actually it was just fawkin hawt! F that! A/C = win! so i dropped the loli off after lunch, and just relaxed for a while... but alas the adventure was not over! *look over there on the horizon* (hehehe misdirection)

BOOM! a bimmer calls me, HALP mi jdm i has teh new exhaust and i need it put on! *see JM here with a cape* i'll save you bimmer! there was much food, ramune, gum, working, rusting, E30 bimmer love, and well just a good time to be had! a friend got his new exhaust put on, not bad sounding quite deep and dignified :D i approve :cheers: sigh that took a while...F you're cliffs notes!

Revmaynard
09-08-2008, 03:50 PM
Wow, how long did this post take to write up!? Lol What I did read was funny. Sounds like you had....a good time? Haha.

mocha latte cupcake
09-08-2008, 03:54 PM
about an hour in between work, but i like to make sure it would take up @ least 5 minutes of someone's life cause i know people get bored... its like a public service i offer, and well honestly i believe i have a exciting life so i like to share :D

and yeah man you know it! i had a blast! thanks for reading :goodjob:

Sammich
09-08-2008, 04:00 PM
CLIF FNOTES

mocha latte cupcake
09-08-2008, 04:04 PM
f your cliff notes you broke back jiffy made white bread crustless creation! look @ the piktars like an illiterate sumbish j00 r! you can't even read!

Sammich
09-08-2008, 04:06 PM
ITS ON LIKE ORVILLE REDDENBACHER

mocha latte cupcake
09-08-2008, 04:11 PM
o rly now?

Sammich
09-08-2008, 04:13 PM
u will fail fail will u

RandomGuy
09-08-2008, 04:23 PM
verbal diarrhea

lol my brain hurts too much right now to even try to decipher

FlipKing
09-08-2008, 04:26 PM
JM I wish to get back the 45 minutes it took to read your thread( I am a slow reader and kept getting distracted by the pictures)

Ran
09-08-2008, 04:31 PM
I read up to the picture where someone puked neon all over the monitor, took a break, then finished.

Sounds like fun. You do drive too fast around that loop though. lol

mocha latte cupcake
09-08-2008, 04:37 PM
:D hasan... quiet! you enjoyed it i don't wanna hear it!

and got the jist of it then... pictures are there to give you a visual lol :D you'll be ok i promise this wasn't even one of the super longer ones lol

AMY3 - hahahaha :lmfao: yes yes indeed! btw.. i learned that its... KORE WA NAN DESU KA... not SORE WA bwhahahah

FlipKing
09-08-2008, 04:39 PM
JM, instead of finding pics for your ranting blogs...find me nudes of the chick in your sig. Real Talk.

mocha latte cupcake
09-08-2008, 04:41 PM
:real answer: teh pm's

AlanŽ
09-08-2008, 04:47 PM
this just made my afternoon

Me86Rob
09-08-2008, 04:53 PM
JM dude you have inspired me to take my Z out right now and do some rain sliding. thnx man

Ran
09-08-2008, 04:54 PM
JM dude you have inspired me to take my Z out right now and do some rain sliding. thnx manBe careful man. Your Z31 is a tank so if you start sliding it, you might not be able to stop it. :lmao:

eViLMunkey
09-08-2008, 04:57 PM
Bwahahaha.. sounds eventful

Crazy Asian
09-08-2008, 05:05 PM
I are lost but all I saw was EPIC TIME!!!

Me86Rob
09-08-2008, 05:13 PM
Be careful man. Your Z31 is a tank so if you start sliding it, you might not be able to stop it. :lmao:

lol thnx for the heads up. my previous car was a foxbody, so im used to the tankishness

collins
09-08-2008, 05:40 PM
umm... foxbodys arent that heavy....



jm, i gotta come down there and get my fix!

mocha latte cupcake
09-08-2008, 06:04 PM
you know it man1 like i tell all my friends! my house is your house, just give me a weeks notice :goodjob:

Me86Rob
09-08-2008, 06:42 PM
Collins, my fox weights 168lbs less than a Z31

Echonova
09-08-2008, 08:24 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/42987528754298457.jpg

Me86Rob
09-08-2008, 09:02 PM
lol echonova you always got teh funniez on hand