**HOW TO CALL THE POLICE** When you're old.......

[Nitro]

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?'
He said 'NO' Then they said that all patrols were busy , and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.

Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot
them.' Then he hung up.


Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: ' I thought you said that you'd shot them!
'George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'


I LOVE IT

Don't mess with old people.

[Brown Man]

hahaha.

wat some people have to do for some service.

[BlkCD5]

:lmao: old people don't play

[FlipKing]

Only thing better would have been if He had actually shot them

[Ran]

lol, awesome

[Me86Rob]

pwnd

[twinj]

Best joke I heard today.

[Brett]

Old people rock!! LOL

[MistaCee]

Old people rock!! LOL


Yea!! We love you Brett! You rock!

[FlipKing]

^^^ Says the Senior Citizen

[seanrg1116]

yes..............old people are still around because they have made smart choices and this prooves it:lmfao:

[ATK_Designs]

hahahaha...smart one. Take notes.

[AirMax95]

Best joke I heard today.

your sig is funny as hell!

[Nitro]

Only thing better would have been if He had actually shot them

:lmfao:

[redrumracer]

Only thing better would have been if He had actually shot them
thats has happened, as long as your white you can get away with it cuz your protecting your community.

there was a post a while back comparing a similar scenario of a black vs white and the black was potentially facing charges were as the white man didnt have to worry, of course these were also in 2 different states though so different laws.

[Wurm]

lol

[babygurl]

Working at 911 I love getting people like that on the phone...