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Ran
09-08-2008, 10:03 AM
So my girlfriend bought this Japanese fashion magazine last week. Okay whatever, looks pretty girly. Well, she goes to church on Sunday and I'm bored so I pick this thing up and start flipping through it.

I must have been in the bathroom for hours. :nautjerk:
Sport1.3
09-08-2008, 10:04 AM
One incredible Bowel movement?

or greasing the porpoise?
Ran
09-08-2008, 10:05 AM
One incredible Bowel movement?

or greasing the porpoise?I shook hands with the Pope, if that means anything to you. lol
Sammich
09-08-2008, 10:07 AM
LOL RAN CANT GET HIS LOLI TO PUT OUT SO HE PUTS IN...
Sammich
09-08-2008, 10:07 AM
I shook hands with the Pope, if that means anything to you. lol

SO U HAD UR CHURCH SERVICE TOO UR SAYING?
Ran
09-08-2008, 10:08 AM
LOL RAN CANT GET HIS LOLI TO PUT OUT SO HE PUTS IN...lol, you obviously don't know me very well.

Variety is the spice of life. :goodjob:
Sport1.3
09-08-2008, 10:08 AM
I shook hands with the Pope, if that means anything to you. lol

How long had it been since your last confession? lol
Ran
09-08-2008, 10:09 AM
How long had it been since your last confession? lolLet's see...it's 11:10 on a Monday, so...about 4 hours.
Sport1.3
09-08-2008, 10:11 AM
Let's see...it's 11:10 on a Monday, so...about 4 hours.



i was going with the Catholic motif, i didnt really need to know those specifics :lmfao:
DJ Maestro
09-08-2008, 10:26 AM
So Ran, how does all this get you in trouble? :thinking:
BKgen®
09-08-2008, 10:29 AM
lmfaobwahahahwtfbbqlulz @ "greasing the porpoise"
willum14pb
09-08-2008, 10:33 AM
No substitute for good ol Palmela Handerson.
Ran
09-08-2008, 10:39 AM
So Ran, how does all this get you in trouble? :thinking:Her magazine has "disappeared" for an "unknown" reason.
DJ Maestro
09-08-2008, 10:40 AM
Her magazine has "disappeared" for an "unknown" reason.

Ohhhhhhhh. Got ya. :goodjob:
Stormhammer
09-08-2008, 10:41 AM
^^ lol did the pages get glued together?

DJ Maestro your sig actually makes me dizzy
Sport1.3
09-08-2008, 10:52 AM
who milks their Tadpole to still pictures in a magazine anyway???WTF??? No HD/HiRev POVinterracialbrutalmidgetanalloli pron vids no care
Sammich
09-08-2008, 10:53 AM
who milks their Tadpole to still pictures in a magazine anyway???WTF??? No HD/HiRev POVinterracialbrutalmidgetanalloli pron vids no care
blue ray dvd pr0n ftw...u can see the parasites in that overly fuked p00n
Ran
09-08-2008, 10:55 AM
^^ lol did the pages get glued together?That's none of your business. :ninja:


No HD/HiRev POVinterracialbrutalmidgetanalloli pron vids no careI'm working on putting one of those portable players in the bathroom now. You know the ones that you see in cars all the time? Yeah. :goodjob:
Sport1.3
09-08-2008, 10:55 AM
blue ray dvd pr0n ftw...u can see the parasites in that overly fuked p00n

werd, i wanna be able to see through the makeup hiding all the herpies sores
EJ25RUN
09-08-2008, 11:00 AM
did she notice the pages had sticky icky?
Sammich
09-08-2008, 11:01 AM
werd, i wanna be able to see through the makeup hiding all the herpies sores

nothing like seeing STDs
mocha latte cupcake
09-08-2008, 11:14 AM
i see... all is well then... i'm glad that someone else <3's japanese fashion magazines :ninja:
DJ Maestro
09-08-2008, 11:29 AM
^^ lol did the pages get glued together?

DJ Maestro your sig actually makes me dizzy

It's called hypnotic loli suggestion. Makes you crave teh loli lovin'. :goodjob:


:ninja:
Sammich
09-08-2008, 11:29 AM
i see... all is well then... i'm glad that someone else <3's japanese fashion magazines :ninja:

GIMME AZN DANCING FOR MUH SIGZ