Give the east coast

[Sammich]

one gay ass storm and IA dies...wtf

i mean damn i can see if ike was coming..

[Stormhammer]

what storm?

[mocha latte cupcake]

F YOU! I'M BACK BISH! RUN FOR SHELTER SAMMICH!

[Sammich]

what storm?

storm deez bish:D

we talkin bout hanna's hoe ass...her hole is so worn its closed up..cant even see the eye..


F YOU! I'M BACK BISH! RUN FOR SHELTER SAMMICH!

i see nissan let u out to play lol

im at work puto..waiting for hanna to fuk me..my penis is already hard:lmfao:

[jwrape]

watching it come ashore at www.twopalms.com:goodjob:

[mocha latte cupcake]

LOL LOL yeah man its going to miss us but we're expected to get 3-4 inches of rain... which is mroe than enough to warrant haley putting on her floaties :D

[Sammich]

WTFEEZY...HALEY ISNT LOWERED..GAYFER

OH...AND TO MENTION LOWERING...MY SPRINGS CAME IN YESTERDAY :ninja:

[jwrape]

Watching the waves beat florida up on www.twopalms.com

[mocha latte cupcake]

YES BUT WHEN HALEY IS SITTING BELOW SEA LEVEL! she needs her F'in floaties little blue bombshell that she is!

also: congrats cracka hater! lowered da maxima!

[Stormhammer]

someone is obviously bored

[Sammich]

I BANGED HALEY..I MEAN..YEA I'M WAITING TO PURCHASE SOME STRUTS :ninja:

[Sammich]

someone is obviously bored

BORED DEEZ NUTZ:D

WHEN U GONA BUY MII WHEELS:D

[mocha latte cupcake]

well we're dead here man, the island has already run out of everything but premium gas @ over 3/4 of the gas stations...

and yeah j00 need struts bish! and no you didn't touch my baby last night, cause i was gettin vtec style skeet under the stars last night! you can ask scotty he heard her screamin :D

[Sammich]

well we're dead here man, the island has already run out of everything but premium gas @ over 3/4 of the gas stations...

and yeah j00 need struts bish! and no you didn't touch my baby last night, cause i was gettin vtec style skeet under the stars last night! you can ask scotty he heard her screamin :D

DAMN..NO GAS...SKEET STAINS IN HALEY..AND NO STRUTS..HOW CAN THIS GET ANY WORSE:lmfao:

TOKICO ILLUMINAS = $428

*DEPRESSION SETS IN*:(

[Stormhammer]

i was talking about jwrape. he's watching waves 600 miles away on a webcam lmao

[FlipKing]

Sammich...You should be scared. Everyone one knows black people cant swim!!!! hahahaha

[Sammich]

i was talking about jwrape. he's watching waves 600 miles away on a webcam lmao

OH

YEA

...

THAT...

HE MUST BE...LOVING BOARD...:ninja:

[Stormhammer]

HOW CAN THIS GET ANY WORSE:lmfao:



so tempting to make this thread worse

[Stormhammer]

OH

YEA

...

THAT...

HE MUST BE...LOVING BOARD...:ninja:

nah the man loves his wife and kids.

[Sammich]

Sammich...You should be scared. Everyone one knows black people cant swim!!!! hahahaha

IVE EVOLVED MORE THAN OTHER BLACKS..I CAN FLOAT:lmfao:

[Sammich]

so tempting to make this thread worse

I WILL OVERINFLATE YOUR TIRES NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO DO A MOUNTAIN RUN IF U TRY TO SCREW THIS THREAD UP LOL

[BKgen®]

WTFEEZY...HALEY ISNT LOWERED..GAYFER

OH...AND TO MENTION LOWERING...MY SPRINGS CAME IN YESTERDAY :ninja:

so you didn't get the ksports? what kind of springs did you end up getting?

[Sammich]

so you didn't get the ksports? what kind of springs did you end up getting?

DROP ZONE...DONT SAY **** LOL

THE ILLUMINAS WILL MAKE UP FOR IT LOL

NAW DROP ZONE ARE DECENT

[FlipKing]

Learned how to float? Ohhh, yeahhh. All that grease in yo head floats on top of the water.lmao

[mocha latte cupcake]

SIGH TEH SAMMICH! and you can float about as good as a frickin 200 lb block of iron you 5th grade lunch food!

[Sammich]

Learned how to float? Ohhh, yeahhh. All that grease in yo head floats on top of the water.lmao

NO...THATS WHY I MARRIED MY WIFE..SHE HAS SOME PRETTY NICE FLOTATION DEVICES:ninja:

[Sammich]

SIGH TEH SAMMICH! and you can float about as good as a frickin 200 lb block of iron you 5th grade lunch food!

MOTHERFUKERS HATIN ON MY BRUNCH...:wtf::lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

yes women are useful after all... they can be used as floatation devices when in water, they also can be used to sexual pleasures when they sleep. it keeps down on the complaining...

[FlipKing]

Ohhh, those still work? Glad i wasnt too rough on em. :ninja: lol

[Stormhammer]

that makes me wonder


seriously - why it it that a majority of black people do not know how to swim??/

[mocha latte cupcake]

sammich was raised @ a young age to fear water, even bathing is an issue. its not wonder he's in the "pumpernickel" section of the peeps. also, its mainly cause you can't shoulder lean while you swim i beleive...

[FlipKing]

JM you may be doing it wrong if they complain with you....lol

[Sammich]

that makes me wonder


seriously - why it it that a majority of black people do not know how to swim??/

LOL CUZ THEY NEVER TAKE CLASSES AND ALSO WE ARENT THAT FASCINATED W/ THE BEACH (MAYBE THE POOL).

I TOOK A CLASS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BUT OTHER THAN THAT...THATS THE EXTENT OF MY SWIMMING


sammich was raised @ a young age to fear water, even bathing is an issue. its not wonder he's in the "pumpernickel" section of the peeps. also, its mainly cause you can't shoulder lean while you swim i beleive...

UR GETTIN OUTTA HAND WALLABY..SHALL I SNATCH UR F00DZ UHGEEN?:lmfao:

[BKgen®]

drop zone...?

:ninja:

what does mister JDM has to say bout dis?

[FlipKing]

EL oh EL, snap, I was actually at a Young Joc concert(I know he didnt do shoulder lean just made me think of it)

[Sammich]

JM you may be doing it wrong if they complain with you....lol

QFT

I NEVER GET COMPLAINTS

I GET COMPLIMENTS...JM HAS A SMALL WEINER

HE'S LIKE RICKY BOBBY'S BEST FRIEND FUKIN HIS EX-WIFE ONLY WHEN SHE'S PASSED OUT FROM DRINKING:lmfao:

[Sammich]

drop zone...?

:ninja:

what does mister JDM has to say bout dis?

LOL FOR THE MOST PART ITS ABOUT THE STRUTS..IF THE SPRINGS ARE THAT SCREWED UP ILL JUST GET SOME OTHER SPRINGS...MORE THAN LIKELY H&R SPRINGS, I KNOW THEY ARE GREAT SPRINGS:goodjob:

[FlipKing]

Lol, we cant all be black sammich. Atleast we aint got nappy heads, we know how to swim, and cops dont follow us around in every store we go in.hahah

[BKgen®]

eibach ftmfw

[mocha latte cupcake]

they only complain b/c i don't finish with them i don't want to give them that satisfaction, danny taught me that women should feel shame and remorse for not being able to release my jdm pleasure into them.

sammich - :ninja: keep talkin grape ape... keep talkin...

GK - :no: tis not a JDM approved part...

[FlipKing]

JDM approved parts cost too damn much,lol

[Sammich]

I WENT GRAPE APE ON UR LOLI..HOW BOUT THOSE APPLE TITS


Lol, we cant all be black sammich. Atleast we aint got nappy heads, we know how to swim, and cops dont follow us around in every store we go in.hahah

I HAVE WAVES IN MY HAIR...COPS DO FOLLOW ME..IN MY TRUCK LOL

GKBANANAPANTALONES - EIBACH ONLY GIVES THE MAX A 1.3-1.5" DROP..I NEED MORE THAN THAT

[Sammich]

JDM approved parts cost too damn much,lol

LMAO

I WOULD HAVE WAITED TO SPEND MONEY ON COILOVERS, BUT I DONT DO TRACK OR ANYTHING, SO ITS NOT REALLY RECOMMENDED TO DO COILOVERS UNLESS U DO TRACK/AUTO-X/ETC

[BKgen®]

GKBANANAPANTALONES - EIBACH ONLY GIVES THE MAX A 1.3-1.5" DROP..I NEED MORE THAN THAT

damn lowlife black ppl...

[BKgen®]

LMAO

I WOULD HAVE WAITED TO SPEND MONEY ON COILOVERS, BUT I DONT DO TRACK OR ANYTHING, SO ITS NOT REALLY RECOMMENDED TO DO COILOVERS UNLESS U DO TRACK/AUTO-X/ETC

mine beat my ass on the interstate lol.

[mocha latte cupcake]

jdm approved parts = sexy cars which equals loli attn which equals win. reason why the super clean JDM cars get models and the fast and furious cars are left with their empty Nitrous bottles

sammich - she does have apple tits actually :D perky B cups oh so much win its awesome!

[Sammich]

damn lowlife black ppl...

GOTA LOVE THE LOW LIFE

*SINGS THEME SONG*

"LIVING THE LOW LIFE":lmfao:


mine beat my ass on the interstate lol.

EGGZACTLY WHY I DIDNT GET A SET..I HEARD THEY RIDE LIKE SH*T..I NEED A NEAR STOCK RIDE..WHICH IS WHY I'M GOING TO SPEND THE MONEY ON GOOD STRUTS:goodjob:



sammich - she does have apple tits actually :D perky B cups oh so much win its awesome!

OH I KNOW..I SWALLOWED THEM MINI APPLES WHOLE:lmfao:

[FlipKing]

Haha, I have a perma loli, so I dont need that. and she LOVES mah SE-R :)

[mocha latte cupcake]

yeah loli's <3 SE-R's fuh realz! i started lucy again today! and like planned... the loli receptionist came over and started talking to me about her lol too funny.

[BKgen®]

they're great in the corners, but they just bounce too much on the highway.

[mocha latte cupcake]

agreed. i've driven a 500+ hp SE-R such a waste on the street... but the highway runs are epic win! pass a viper with a SE-R FTW!

[Sammich]

they're great in the corners, but they just bounce too much on the highway.

SPEAKING OF WHICH...MY BRO IN LAW HAS SOME EBAY COILOVERS...WE WERE ON THE BRIDGE...I SWEAR TO GOD I SWORE I WAS IN A SIX FOH W/ THE SWITCHES BEING HIT..I WAS LIKE 1/2" FROM HITTING THE CEILING:lmfao:

[BKgen®]

:lmfao:

[Stormhammer]

as an aside, LEGO Star Wars is much greatness.

I have gotten so much satisfaction being a LEGO Darth Vader and force choking everyone to death.

[Sammich]

speaking of which..i want some legos :(

[Stormhammer]

Oh, and making sure droids go flying all over the bloody place :D

[Sammich]

driods?

[Stormhammer]

speaking of which..i want some legos :(

i have a **** ton of them. i love them - kept them all since I was 4 :D

[Stormhammer]

driods?

you know, R2D2, C3P0, IU-44, Gorks, etc

[Sammich]

WATTA BESTBUY GEEK LOL

[Stormhammer]

WATTA BESTBUY GEEK LOL

-force chokes you-

[Sammich]

-force chokes you-

:lmao::lmao:

[Stormhammer]

-kooooo chisssss koooooooo chisss-