So i made a craiglist personal ad

[OneSlow5pt0]

im hoping i get epic laughs..........i will keep you honkies updated

[PRiMAdonna]

post the link! ill give you epic laughs.....

[ubers2k]

link?

[Bruce Leroy]

You are gonna get raped

[OneSlow5pt0]

You are gonna get raped

wont be the the 1st time:ninja:

[Slomaro Z28]

you have to post the replies too....

[OneSlow5pt0]

i will but doubt ill get any

if i dont im just gonna sit in the corner and mastubate with my tears

[alpine_aw11]

Nice. Should've went with casual encounters though.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Nice. Should've went with casual encounters though.

why?

should i change it? i wanted to do erotic services,but wouldnt let me.......then i would set up a great ad,lol

[Kourt]

Wow... You did this for the laughs?? You seem serious you little honey badger you!

[Slomaro Z28]

why?

should i change it? i wanted to do erotic services,but wouldnt let me.......then i would set up a great ad,lol

lol, look under the gigs section.....sure you could make something up for it.

[alpine_aw11]

Because the casual encounters section is faking hilarious. See example.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cas/827679957.html

[OneSlow5pt0]

Wow... You did this for the laughs?? You seem serious you little honey badger you!

lol,sorry i perfect my craft:D

[Slomaro Z28]

Because the casual encounters section is faking hilarious. See example.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cas/827679957.html

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Gas money:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol gas money,that the whole resaon i came up with this is a i needed money........lol,gave me this idea

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reworked

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cas/827655950.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cas/827655950.html)

[alpine_aw11]

LOL noice. Should merit some good responses.

[twinj]

It did look kind of serious. I got tired of reading............

[OneSlow5pt0]

"hey doll.
my name is bonnie.
right now, i'm completely exhausted so i'm not going to make this extravegant long email, but i will let you know that even though you're a bit young for my taste, i would like to meet you just to see if anything clicks.
i'll send you a pic if you write back.
for now, i'll just let you know a few stats...
i'm 24, 5'4".
i have (at the moment) mostly brown hair with orange & pink chunks.
i do have some art and a few moderate piercings.
sorry this seems short, but i've had a long week.
hopefully i'll talk to you later.

-bonnie"

[alpine_aw11]

Bonnie's lovin the way yo cawk be tastin.

[twinj]

^^HAHAHA

You better post the pics!!!!!!!!!! Honestly man I am thinking she is ever bit of 40 something. "doll" who still says that?

[Nismo]

Aww what a stud muffin. post pics of said bonnies tits.

[OneSlow5pt0]

"Well hello Bonnie,if that is ur real name :)
thank u for reponding to my ad,felt kind werid doing this..........kinda made me feel like a D&D basement kid,but ur message was nice...and id like to see/hear more from u darling"

[Nismo]

http://mugumu.com/main.php/d/73-2/You+Gonna+Get+Raped+86.jpg

[OneSlow5pt0]

"do you happen to have aim?
if you do,
and hey, that is my real name
grrr....
but yeah, i'm distracted very easily right now...
my aim is
that would make it a little bit easier for me...
basement kid : )

by the way, here's a pic so you know i'm real."

[Nismo]

Wheres the ****ing pic> God damn it! Post tits!

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Tits-Or-GTFO/1/post-tits-or-gtfo.png

[OneSlow5pt0]

http://a960.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_fb02b936ea99742954f67ee043ba5c3f.jpg


.......

[twinj]

She isn't fugly.........I hate when girls do the weird camera angle. That usually means ..................

[OneSlow5pt0]

now i feel bads,she reponded to serious one i posted...................so kinda not fair for thread

[Nismo]

Bet she's a whale. Ask for a full body shot.

[Bruce Leroy]

Get the full body pic... If she is up to your standards, add her to the roster.

[twinj]

Dont feel bad. She dosen't look like a whale

[OneSlow5pt0]

"o,ok dont growl at me little lady
o,ok im sorry for bugginh u
nah ur the basment kid ;)
do u have a full body shot?"

"long story...
i just moved to atlanta recently.
some of the people that were helping me moved
helped themselves to my digital camera.
gay.
so, i can't take a full body shot for ya.
i have old pics, but i change constantly so
they'll all look like different people.
but i'm hoping that just im'ed me a little while ago.
otherwise.....
someone out there thinks that i have brad on the brain."

"well can u give me idea of size of u,im 5'9 130 pounds.......so pretty tiny"

[green91]

Wow shes actually not that bad.. i was expecting chewbacca or a beached whale.

[OneSlow5pt0]

"itty bitty boy...
i'm incredibly curvatious...
not like a fatty mcfatterton,
but more like 50's hot.
i'm a 38-C...
and don't have big toes : )
and get hit on left and right daily
if that helps?"

[KREEP]

Lol at this thread! Full body pic or she is a whale! Post the reast of your findings asap don't puss out!

[KREEP]

woot get teh nekid pixors

[Double_0_Rusty]

In for da nakies!

[alpine_aw11]

Now I'm starting to feel bad for this girl. The casual encounters has massive potential, but she thinks this is serious.

:waits for everyone to call me a fag:

[OneSlow5pt0]

Now I'm starting to feel bad for this girl. The casual encounters has massive potential, but she thinks this is serious.

:waits for everyone to call me a fag:

yea i feel bad,bout to call this thread off..........someone else can run wiht my plan

[KREEP]

Cough cough Fag,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ok ok start a new one that isnt so serious.
you should start one that you would not feel bad doing like someone who wants to meet a married individual for freaky a$$ sex.....do it NOW lol

[OneSlow5pt0]

pics,i better get reps..........cause i feel bad :(

[twinj]

Cough cough Fag,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ok ok start a new one that isnt so serious.
you should start one that you would not feel bad doing like someone who wants to meet a married individual for freaky a$$ sex.....do it NOW lol
LMAO

[green91]

uhm wow..

[twinj]

She got the :boobies: :boobies: :boobies:

[KREEP]

AHAHAHAHA Good stuff! She will send teh nekid pix lol

[KREEP]

You know you are going to hook up with her later! LOL

[Double_0_Rusty]

LMAO repped.

I, too, just made one! new thread to follow.

[OneSlow5pt0]

You know you are going to hook up with her later! LOL

nah hooking up with girl from myspace 2morrow

[KREEP]

yEAH REPPED THAT SH!T IS HILARIOUS! Take advantage of the big booby girl tell her to send pix of one tit

[KREEP]

nah hooking up with girl from myspace 2morrow
While you are banging her out scream my name and cooter punch her! Thanks in advance lol:goodjob:

[OneSlow5pt0]

While you are banging her out scream my name and cooter punch her! Thanks in advance lol:goodjob:

lol,she alreadys sent me some vids............so she probbaly be down,lol

[KREEP]

lol,she alreadys sent me some vids............so she probbaly be down,lol

:D coughcough ....Post the vids! do it asap K thnx

[twinj]

yEAH REPPED THAT SH!T IS HILARIOUS! Take advantage of the big booby girl tell her to send pix of one tit

aaaaahhhhh man LMAO, A pic of one tit:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Revmaynard]

Damn Brad, you're such the e-pimp! LOL

[gtrmonkey]

REPPSSSSSSS

[OneSlow5pt0]

so made another one for booty,lol

1st reply

"Nice pics. Are you just into *****?"
edit:Pu$$y

[OneSlow5pt0]

AHHH!!!!!!!! gay guy

"yeah but if you are just into *****... im a gay male that likes to service str8 and bi guys"

[KREEP]

....................

[alpine_aw11]

AHHH!!!!!!!! gay guy

"yeah but if you are just into *****... im a gay male that likes to service str8 and bi guys"

I know you're ready to get serviced:lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

nah,i was like thank for the comment on my pics..............but im into girls

[redrumracer]

^^HAHAHA

You better post the pics!!!!!!!!!! Honestly man I am thinking she is ever bit of 40 something. "doll" who still says that?
fat chicks


and you are now obligated to let her show you the ropes. LMFAO

[redrumracer]

oh and POST VIDS!!!

[OneSlow5pt0]

"Talent scout here for Adult Film company. I saw you on Craigslist and thought you would make a perfect candidate for a male adult actor (straight porn). I am seeking men and women over the age of 21 to do some adult work.


Average pay is $500-$600 video. Reply back if interested.

Damian W.
CatCalls Productions"

[slostang]

lulz.

:lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

this was fun,lol....................im leaving a real one up over night,i betetr get some replys.

[Slomaro Z28]

"Talent scout here for Adult Film company. I saw you on Craigslist and thought you would make a perfect candidate for a male adult actor (straight porn). I am seeking men and women over the age of 21 to do some adult work.


Average pay is $500-$600 video. Reply back if interested.

Damian W.
CatCalls Productions"

:lmfao: Write back and ask how many you can do a day :idb:

[FriskyWalrus]

brad i just lol'd at this entire thread. but seriously. that chick looks like my friend vecreshia. just bigger

[green91]

Dude cialis up and bang some hoes!

[Ran]

lol @ you starting a joke then feeling bad about it

Welcome to the internet man. You gotta be prepared to hurt some feelings while disregarding your own. Take it to the limit!

[OneSlow5pt0]

"I'd like to talk with you a bit more. If you're a real person mail me on _________ if not then you probably won't see this "