THE OFFICIAL JM IS GOING TO DROWN IN A TROPICAL STORM/HURRICANE THREAD.

[The Yousef]

i spoke to JM today and he was writing his last will and testament. he has bequeath me the following from his personal possesions:

-Lucy (of which i do not want...for it is cursed)
-Haley (JDM dorifto it into a ditch...then i'll light the b1tch on fire) IE:
http://www.esodraggers.com/esovc/images/s2000_fire_2.jpg


any other ideas on the destruction of his cars?

[blacknightteg]

stfu yousefus, you little girl.

[DirtyMechanic]

wait what. i know haley cant drift to save her life especialy when JM is driving her. what did you do to the car to make i crash...? dont joke like that cury boy...

[BKgen®]

http://www.esodraggers.com/esovc/images/s2000_fire_2.jpg




parting out? i'll take those rims.

[The Yousef]

wait what. i know haley cant drift to save her life especialy when JM is driving her. what did you do to the car to make i crash...? dont joke like that cury boy...

but i like that joke...and that is all that matters. :goodjob:

[FlipKing]

I get Lucy. :D

[DirtyMechanic]

but i like that joke...and that is all that matters. :goodjob:DIAF....?:thinking:

[The Yousef]

I get Lucy. :D

you do realize that Lucy is his (forever) broken B14 SE-R that is cursed by God and only runs right when JM trips on LSD then passes out and dreams that idles correctly?

[FlipKing]

i have a b13, which God smites with an ever bad tranny, so yea, I understand

[mocha latte cupcake]

i h8 you all! lucy runs meanies! and haley is gettin her headlamps buffed tomorrow :D (pocket that 550 dollars thank you insurance company :D )

i wish i had those rims... mmm Volks RE030s? :thinking: idk i finally got my laptop up and running though YAY! however IA will have to be without the JM token pictures for a while since about 6 gigs of funniness got wiped out snif sn

ps: curry i h8 u!

[Alan®]

you do realize that Lucy is his (forever) broken B14 SE-R that is cursed by God and only runs right when JM trips on LSD then passes out and dreams that idles correctly?
BWAHAHAHAHAH

[The Yousef]

i h8 you all! lucy runs meanies! and haley is gettin her headlamps buffed tomorrow :D (pocket that 550 dollars thank you insurance company :D )

i wish i had those rims... mmm Volks RE030s? :thinking: idk i finally got my laptop up and running though YAY! however IA will have to be without the JM token pictures for a while since about 6 gigs of funniness got wiped out snif sn

ps: curry i h8 u!

it's all that ghey loli pedo faggity pr0n you downloaded and spank too that destroyed your laptop...



freak.

[Me86Rob]

hahahahaha i like this thread

[Ran]

Why am I the only one that vote "yes"? lol

[ShooterMcGavin]

destruction derby?