RandomGuy
08-31-2005, 03:18 PM
I just had the most intense 15 minutes ever lol
I just walked into my room and my blinds were open... casted a big ray of sunlight on my carpet in front of my computer chair... thought nothing of it... i saw something sitting there, looked like a pen or something so i was like whatever.... i looked closely and HOLY SHIT it was a lizard, about a foot long... (skinny w/ super long tail) and it looked like a toy. I didnt know whether it was real or fake, but it was obviously sunbathing in my room. The colors on it were tight though... it had a long blue tail... had a black and yellow body and looked super-glossy. It layed silently and shit and i was like wtf.
Something about me, i hate lizards, really. So im thinking of ways to get this mofo out, so I didnt want to do anything cuz i know they can run fast as shit. I thought about it for a minute... then my plan was to get a broom... pin it to the ground with it and then beat the shit out of it with a boot then throw it out my window.... Heres what happened... First step of the plan... i pinned it to the ground SLAM with the broom.... the lizard released its tail somehow and escaped... the tail was like a fucking snake... me and my boy were freakin out like wtf... it was really moving around like a snake... the lizard got away.. went behind my bed... My bed is on rollers so I rolled it away and the lizard was in teh corner of the room. We kept on tryign and trying and it seemed like it was fucking with us... kept on moving the bed this way, that way. finally pinned it to the wall using a computer case panel (lol improvization) and sprayed the fuck out of it with some AXE... then i took like 20 sheets of paper and grabbed that bitch, and threw it out the window... it survived all of that...
All my windows are shut, etc, how the fuck did it get in? Anyone know what to do in this situation, i dont want it to repeat cuz when this happened in my last house, it got away... was in my house chilling for like a month til we caught it.
let me repeat again, i hate lizards... anyways that was my 15 minutes of adrenaline... yeah im bored.
I just walked into my room and my blinds were open... casted a big ray of sunlight on my carpet in front of my computer chair... thought nothing of it... i saw something sitting there, looked like a pen or something so i was like whatever.... i looked closely and HOLY SHIT it was a lizard, about a foot long... (skinny w/ super long tail) and it looked like a toy. I didnt know whether it was real or fake, but it was obviously sunbathing in my room. The colors on it were tight though... it had a long blue tail... had a black and yellow body and looked super-glossy. It layed silently and shit and i was like wtf.
Something about me, i hate lizards, really. So im thinking of ways to get this mofo out, so I didnt want to do anything cuz i know they can run fast as shit. I thought about it for a minute... then my plan was to get a broom... pin it to the ground with it and then beat the shit out of it with a boot then throw it out my window.... Heres what happened... First step of the plan... i pinned it to the ground SLAM with the broom.... the lizard released its tail somehow and escaped... the tail was like a fucking snake... me and my boy were freakin out like wtf... it was really moving around like a snake... the lizard got away.. went behind my bed... My bed is on rollers so I rolled it away and the lizard was in teh corner of the room. We kept on tryign and trying and it seemed like it was fucking with us... kept on moving the bed this way, that way. finally pinned it to the wall using a computer case panel (lol improvization) and sprayed the fuck out of it with some AXE... then i took like 20 sheets of paper and grabbed that bitch, and threw it out the window... it survived all of that...
All my windows are shut, etc, how the fuck did it get in? Anyone know what to do in this situation, i dont want it to repeat cuz when this happened in my last house, it got away... was in my house chilling for like a month til we caught it.
let me repeat again, i hate lizards... anyways that was my 15 minutes of adrenaline... yeah im bored.