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Ol' Gregg
08-31-2008, 02:34 AM
ok so i have this problem where i have sex for like 2 hrs and i cant go. i am 20 yrs old and i cant get off on a girl. what the hell is goin on with my shi. i mean i can even keep a hard on. cialias and viagra dont fuc kin work. what the hell do i do. is there a spray or something. i hard about some stay hard spray but one guy said it burned his ****. but he did have herpes so maybe it was the sores. any imput is appreciated



btw this is not a thread jack. i had a heart to heart with the guys in NC and i am kinda worried now. and i know general tech is usually for cars but this is general tech about my health. i mean come on i cant get off on girls and ****. please help me.

X-Runner
08-31-2008, 02:41 AM
:lmao: is you for serious?

Ol' Gregg
08-31-2008, 02:50 AM
dead serious. i didnt know where to post it :(

DeeAOne
08-31-2008, 02:53 AM
honestly, this probably wasnt the best place to post this. there are always gonna be assholes who are gonna make fun of you for it.

however, im not one of them. so as for your problem, sounds like you should get it checked out. could be something serious.

Revmaynard
08-31-2008, 02:55 AM
Probably got highjacked.

Tech5
08-31-2008, 02:57 AM
He might have the Claps!!!!

Ol' Gregg
08-31-2008, 02:59 AM
Probably got highjacked.

no i am sitting in a hotel slightly tipsy so i feel a little vunerable but seriously i want some imput. i dont know what to do

TougeGTR-33
08-31-2008, 02:59 AM
Yeah you should get a doctors advise.

Tech5
08-31-2008, 02:59 AM
umm how about Guys!!! does that turn you on?

twinj
08-31-2008, 03:06 AM
I wouldn't doubt it,lol

Tech5
08-31-2008, 03:07 AM
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Or

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Ol' Gregg
08-31-2008, 03:15 AM
its all good i talked to darctor bucky. he said i need to get it from the bottom and the girl needs to rock back and forth.... you know from like were your p.p. allmost comes out and and she is all ridding on top. Like you know like she freaking is fudging like mad at you penis. thats what ben said is you need to be mad at the girl. he also said you sould choke the girl if possible.

i think im just gonna get a cheep hooker and pay for the home team

Tech5
08-31-2008, 03:17 AM
this thread = FAIL!

c0l7hy
08-31-2008, 04:23 AM
you = fail, hes got a problem. we need to help him out

Tech5
08-31-2008, 11:47 AM
this is a car forum, if you have a problem move your thread to the health thread!
Or contact a doctor! this is a stupid thread!

Random Hero
08-31-2008, 12:30 PM
LOL @ you people for taking this thread seriously - get a life.

Gregg - we've talked about your problem before and you know what you need to do.

From our previous discussion:


Start Fapping into an empty .5 gallon milk jug. Never empty it. After a couple loads it should discust you to look at it. At that point drink a tall glass of milk, hop on your left foot to your bathroom and spin around anti-clock-wise thricely. Stare into the mirror and make two funny faces. Fart. Then take a nap.

After that you should be cured of road rage.

Tech5
08-31-2008, 12:37 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=161615&stc=1

Ol' Gregg
08-31-2008, 04:23 PM
hahaha i think IA people are funny

osnap
08-31-2008, 08:15 PM
lol @ Gregg
lmao @ people taking this thread seriously.

Ol' Gregg
08-31-2008, 08:20 PM
well they are dumb lol

ATLTSX
09-01-2008, 06:12 PM
lol good times.

.blank cd
09-01-2008, 06:24 PM
AIDS

http://scienceblogs.com/omnibrain/upload/2007/04/french-aids-posters.jpg

Ol' Gregg
09-02-2008, 09:44 PM
perfect!

osnap
09-02-2008, 09:49 PM
AIDS

http://scienceblogs.com/omnibrain/upload/2007/04/french-aids-posters.jpg..what the sh!t.

ps your new name sucks, make up your damn mind already! :lmfao: