mad lolz , self pawnage inside!

[Scotsman]

started off last nite hungry as fuk(drunk munchies FTW) , so i decide to nuke some beans , f'n can opener craps out on me after a few turns , so being in the state i was and wantin to eat , i pulled a http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii2/candymtgurl/macgyver.jpg

and got a spoon , to pry open the can , worked the first time , then...............................this fukin happened
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0471.jpg
my blood trails
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0472.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0473.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0474.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0475.jpg
the f'n culprit(which i never got to eat)
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0476.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0477.jpg

this is from my outstanding E-VET wifes work this mornin
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0478.jpg


and finally the day after shot of my wound ,lolz , the wifey used "human" super glue to fix my boo boo!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0479.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dixiescotsman/120_0481.jpg


FUK BUSH's BEANS!

[dohc4.6sc]

LOFL, i got three fingers of mine gut open and 3 stiches in each one when i was about 7 trying to open a can of boiled peanuts.

[OneSlow5pt0]

did u still eat them?

[Scotsman]

fuk no

[Scotsman]

beans>me

[dohc4.6sc]

...

[Scotsman]

f'n wow!

[dohc4.6sc]

DrunkscotsmanJ (6:42:55 PM): buhahahahahahaha!
DrunkscotsmanJ (6:43:18 PM): razorz are your friend
illcmOnu (6:43:20 PM): sorry bout the butt herpes
illcmOnu (6:43:37 PM): i usually get waxed, just not recently
DrunkscotsmanJ (6:43:47 PM): tmi
DrunkscotsmanJ (6:43:51 PM): hahahha
illcmOnu (6:43:54 PM): lofl

[Scotsman]

i lirl

[FasTech]

That sucks balls bro!

[Nitro]

OWNAGE :lmfao:




















Btw.......glad u didn't come up a nub homie.

[BlueHatch]

you lure me into the wl with a text message promising EPIC PWNAGE only to find a boo boo and another mans hairy ass? you sir are a drunken scotsman

BOO THIS MAN

[Bud]

****ing idiot lmao. Reps when I can

[BlueHatch]

ps macguyver woulda blown that lid off with a bomb made from watermelon seeds and a birfday candle....

[Scotsman]

you lure me into the wl with a text message promising EPIC PWNAGE only to find a boo boo and another mans hairy ass? you sir are a drunken scotsman

BOO THIS MAN:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Scotsman]

OWNAGE :lmfao: thanx bro




















Btw.......glad u didn't come up a nub homie.thanx bro

[BlueHatch]

somebody grab that ass pic and use it in there sig! talk about pwnage of epical perportions

[Scotsman]

ps macguyver woulda blown that lid off with a bomb made from watermelon seeds and a birfday candle....that he would

[dohc4.6sc]

somebody grab that ass pic and use it in there sig! talk about pwnage of epical perportions

so you want someone to grab my ass? come out the closet bro........:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[BlueHatch]

more self pwnage...<facepalm>

[Scotsman]

more self pwnage...<facepalm>:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/witness-this-epic-thread.gif

[Nitro]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/witness-this-epic-thread.gif

:lmfao:
:lmfao:
:lmfao:
:lmfao:

[steedracer]

this is what happens when you try to steal the secret family recipe.:ninja: :drunk:

[Scotsman]

this is what happens when you try to steal the secret family recipe.:ninja: :drunk:yep

[Got Vtec?]

CHECK SIG! LMAO

[dohc4.6sc]

OMFG my ass is in your sig, i wish the pic also showed the tat lol.

[Got Vtec?]

lmao!

[Scotsman]

CHECK SIG! LMAOwont last long , repped though

[Got Vtec?]

thanks hahah lol why wont it last long?

[Scotsman]

NWS

[Got Vtec?]

oh lolhahhah