Aww, I'm retarded :(

[Psycho]

I ran over my foot today with my own car.

I took the valve cover off my MR2, and was parked in the middle of the garage so I had ample working space. It was getting late and I had to move the 350z back into the garage. I decided it would be a better idea to just push the mr2 around to make room for the Z instead of putting it all back together to crank the car up. Some how, while I was pushing it backward, I ran over my big toe with the front wheel. Keep in mind, in order to comply with my redneck heritage, I was barefoot. Ouch.

The worst part is, it took me about 10 seconds to decide which way to push the car to get it off my foot. How dumb.:no:

[Revmaynard]

Lol. Damn, self-ownage. Better luck next time. :goodjob:

[Double_0_Rusty]

I ran over my foot today with my own car.

I took the valve cover off my MR2, and was parked in the middle of the garage so I had ample working space. It was getting late and I had to move the 350z back into the garage. I decided it would be a better idea to just push the mr2 around to make room for the Z instead of putting it all back together to crank the car up. Some how, while I was pushing it backward, I ran over my big toe with the front wheel. Keep in mind, in order to comply with my redneck heritage, I was barefoot. Ouch.

The worst part is, it took me about 10 seconds to decide which way to push the car to get it off my foot. How dumb.:no:


Ouch man, I am a redneck, but I don't go barefooted when working on cars.

the last part made me :lmao:

[Psycho]

Ouch man, I am a redneck, but I don't go barefooted when working on cars.

the last part made me :lmao:
Yeah, well I was thinking my foot's already under the tire so I might as well keep pushing it in the direction I was pushing it in. But once I almost got to the center of the wheel I realized just how much it hurt. So i decided to roll it back the other way.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Yeah, well I was thinking my foot's already under the tire so I might as well keep pushing it in the direction I was pushing it in. But once I almost got to the center of the wheel I realized just how much it hurt. So i decided to roll it back the other way.

That's understandable. But, still :lmao:

[Double_0_Rusty]

Is it broke?

[Psycho]

Nah, it's just sore. There isn't mush weight over the front wheels, and the car weighs almost nothing to begin with.

[kouki]

what happened now?


i didnt read the thread so someone fill me in :D

[Catnip]

what happened now?


i didnt read the thread so someone fill me in :D

OP works on baller ass car #1
OP rolls said car out of his garage to put baller ass car #2 in.
Baller ass car #1 rolls over his foot
You have an ugly scion tC in your sig.



:ninja:

[.::UNKNOWN::.]

OP works on baller ass car #1
OP rolls said car out of his garage to put baller ass car #2 in.
Baller ass car #1 rolls over his foot
You have an ugly scion tC in your sig.



:ninja:
lirl :lmao::lmao::lmao:

[SouthSide Tay]

OP works on baller ass car #1
OP rolls said car out of his garage to put baller ass car #2 in.
Baller ass car #1 rolls over his foot
You have an ugly scion tC in your sig.



:ninja:
i dont know whos post was funnier the thread starter or this guy? :lmfao:

[Psycho]

LoL

[Ran]

The worst part is, it took me about 10 seconds to decide which way to push the car to get it off my foot. How dumb.:no: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[twinj]

Is it broke?
Same thing I was wondering.




Damn man, Bet it wont happen no more.

[eViLMunkey]

Bwahaha.. kinda like slamming your own hand in the car door while locking it.. :goodjob:

[Psycho]

Bwahaha.. kinda like slamming your own hand in the car door while locking it.. :goodjob:

Or getting your ball hair stuck in the velcro of your swim trunks when you're done taking a leak. That's the most painful experience in the world... And there's no easy way around it.

[Ran]

Or getting your ball hair stuck in the velcro of your swim trunks when you're done taking a leak. That's the most painful experience in the world... And there's no easy way around it.OMFGLOLMAO

[eViLMunkey]

Or clipping your sh!t w/ the zipper... now that sucks...

[yogi08]

Ouch man, I am a redneck, but I don't go barefooted when working on cars.

the last part made me :lmao:
**** man im redneck and i even know better. steel toe georgia boots for the ****ing win! i wear mine with everything... shorts... boxers to go get my mail... etc etc hahah

[Psycho]

Or clipping your sh!t w/ the zipper... now that sucks...

F*ck right! Not only does it hurt like hell, but it leaves a nasty cut that kinda looks like an STD or something.

[eViLMunkey]

exactly.. damn zipper manufacturers not making their sh!t scrotum safe :2up:

[yogi08]

smoke some drugs or get some pain killers from the doctor lol

[Psycho]

smoke some drugs or get some pain killers from the doctor lol

LoL I love the term "smoking drugs" it sounds so delightfully durrogatory.

[crazzzy_good]

you're special....

[Psycho]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2lloj8g.jpg

[autobahn]

Or getting your ball hair stuck in the velcro of your swim trunks when you're done taking a leak. That's the most painful experience in the world... And there's no easy way around it.


shave your junk thats an easy way around it

[yogi08]

LoL I love the term "smoking drugs" it sounds so delightfully durrogatory.yeah well i cant say which drug to smoke....... thats probably illegal too! i dont do that tho... just saying it will make some psychical pain go away

[Psycho]

yeah well i cant say which drug to smoke.......
All of them... ALL of them.

[Psycho]

shave your junk thats an easy way around it
You know how much time and effort that would take? I haven't trimmed my ball hair for 5 years now. My d!ck piece looks like black beard. I scare old ladies with it on halloween.

[BlueHatch]

shave your junk thats an easy way around it
x2 also makes you cooler(temp wise), and gives less drag

[Psycho]

x2 also makes you cooler(temp wise), and gives less drag

I have yet to be in a situation where I told myself, "gee, a more aerodynamic ball sack sure could help me right about now."

[crazzzy_good]

black beard = yuck.

aerodynamic = ftw.

lol.

[Psycho]

Yeah, but if I shave my junk, I gotta find a new theme song to play at ungodly loud levels when I fap. But I really like the one I got now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

[crazzzy_good]

you need new fapping material

[Psycho]

Yeah, but if I shave my junk, I gotta find a new theme song to play at ungodly loud levels when I fap. But I really like the one I got now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

I can't stop laughing about this. Oww, my sides.

[crazzzy_good]

it made me laugh, too.

i didn't even know i had the volume up either.

[Psycho]

mmm K, enough comedy for today. I gotta get back to polishing my valve cover :(