little jimmy

[BKgen®]

Jimmy returns from school and says he got an F in math.

'Why?' asks the father?

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' ' I said '6', replies Jimmy.

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

'What's the f*cking difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said!'


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Jimmy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'
Jimmy replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Jimmy answered, 'No, he minded his own f*ckin business.'

[Evil Goat]

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/funny/Funnay-Not_Found.jpg

[BKgen®]

i hate u so hard.

[DJ Maestro]

Hahaha, I like this little Jimmy kid....he's cool. :goodjob:

[Evil Goat]

lulz, the 2nd one was funny

edit....damn, gotta spread some rep around....

[BKgen®]

nother one

Little Jimmy goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Jimmy says 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Jimmy, that's a mouthful.'

Jimmy says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'

[OneSlow5pt0]

is this little jimmy from MSI?lol

[Alan®]

lame

[Double_0_Rusty]

lame
No, you're lame taint licker!:taun:

[BobbyFresco]

lulz

[Friggintitsman]

One day a kid comes home from kindergarten and says to his mom.....

"Mom today we were counting and everyone counted to 10 and I could only get to three."

"Well son that's because you're black" said his mom.

The next day the kid comes home from kindergarten and says to his mom......

"Mom today we were reciting our ABC's and all the other kids said the whole alphabet and I could only get to e."

"Well son that's because you're black" said his mom.

The following day the kid comes home from kindergarten and says to his mom......

"Mom today that lil bstard Johnny show me his pee pee and it was like

==)
but mine is like
============)
"

"Well son that's because you're 16." said his mom.

[twinj]

The first few was funny. The last joke is about 16yrs old.

[BobbyFresco]

The first few was funny. The last joke is about 16yrs old.


x2.

and I think 16 happens to be the IQ level of the half wit who posted it.

[jcs]

that shiz was :(...naw just kiddin lol.

[BKgen®]

x2.

and I think 16 happens to be the IQ level of the half wit who posted it.

:lmfao: QFT

[Friggintitsman]

LOL Bobbyfresh must be the intel of this operation.

That was the point you dumb@ss.

[redrumracer]

this is my fav lil jimmy joke

A teacher asks her class "if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and u shoot one of them, how many will be left?" she calls on Little Jimmy and he replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4 but I like your thinking,"

Then Jimmy says "I have a question for you. There are three woman sitting on a bench having ice cream.

One is delicatley licking the sides of the ice cream scoop

Another gobbled down the top and sucked the cone

And the third bit of the top of the ice cream

Which one is married?"

The teacher blushing a great deal replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

To which Little Jimmy replyed. "The correct answer is the one with a wedding ring on, but I like your thinking!"

[BobbyFresco]

LOL Bobbyfresh must be the intel of this operation.

That was the point you dumb@ss.



So the point is that you didn't want anyone to acknowledge how much of a FAIL your post was?:thinking:

[Alan®]

LOL^

[Friggintitsman]

So the point is that you didn't want anyone to acknowledge how much of a FAIL your post was?:thinking:

Yeah that's it. :rolleyes:

[BobbyFresco]

Yeah that's it. :rolleyes:


I'm glad that we have that all cleared up now.
Kthnxbye.;)

[twinj]

lol

[Friggintitsman]

Nuthuggery at it's finest

[BobbyFresco]

Nuthuggery at it's finest


Evidence that supports that there's nothing wrong with abortion.

[Friggintitsman]

Evidence that supports that there's nothing wrong with abortion.

Yawn on a shotgun

[BobbyFresco]

Yawn on a shotgun

Sit on a live hand grenade.

[Maniacc]

Nuthuggery at it's finest
lmaojuice, I haven't seen that posted in here til now! Didn't know anyone else knew about that. After testing out a few members and their flame game, I came to the realization that this place is full of nuthuggers.

[Friggintitsman]

Sit on a live hand grenade.

Only if I can sit on your face while doing it. :gay:Maybe you can tongue the pin out for me.

[Friggintitsman]

lmaojuice, I haven't seen that posted in here til now! Didn't know anyone else knew about that. After testing out a few members and their flame game, I come to realize that this place is full of nuthuggers.

Trooest story eva told

but It's always a good place to troll.

[BobbyFresco]

Only if I can sit on your face while doing it. :gay:Maybe you can tongue the pin out for me.

Let's play a game...We'll call it holocaust. You be the jew and there's the oven. You know what to do.

[Maniacc]

Trooest story eva told

but It's always a good place to troll.
Trollin' these kids is awesome! Especially when they think they're the ones winning. Makes it that much more epic.

[Friggintitsman]

Let's play a game...We'll call it holocaust. You be the jew and there's the oven. You know what to do.

Jesus christ is that all you've got? Tell you what I'm going to get you the "witty comeback for interwebs" toilet paper for Christmas this year. I figure with all the time you spend on the sh*tter voiding your body of various comdoms and dead gerbils you may as well learn a few things.

[twinj]

Nuthuggery at it's finest

lmao at you keep getting repeatedly own. All over a old as joke you could have kept to yourself

[Maniacc]

lmao at you keep getting repeatedly own. All over a old as joke you could have kept to yourself
I haven't seen any ownage in this thread. Only person even remotely close to being owned is you. Your signature alone does the work for us.

[BobbyFresco]

Jesus christ is that all you've got? Tell you what I'm going to get you the "witty comeback for interwebs" toilet paper for Christmas this year. I figure with all the time you spend on the sh*tter voiding your body of various comdoms and dead gerbils you may as well learn a few things.


This post is full of so much fail. I've seen better from you before and I have to say I'm disappointed.:doh:

[Friggintitsman]

lmao at you keep getting repeatedly own. All over a old as joke you could have kept to yourself

Let me guess. I didn't match the superior wittiness of the thread starters epic post. So in turn I post something as equally lame mocking Brandon. You came in here with your buddies and your collective uber intelligence and owned the hell out of me.

Does that sound about right?

[Friggintitsman]

This post is full of so much fail. I've seen better from you before and I have to say I'm disappointed.:doh:

Yeah I'm kind of hit and miss tonight. It's been a long day.

[twinj]

I haven't seen any ownage in this thread. Only person even remotely close to being owned is you. Your signature alone does the work for us.
Elaborate

[Maniacc]

Elaborate because I'm too dumb to understand.
Don't bother. You're not worth it.

[BobbyFresco]

lmao at you keep getting repeatedly own. All over a old as joke you could have kept to yourself


SoulAssasin is off his game tonight. I usually laugh at about everything he posts.
It's all good. I'm bored and so is everyone else around here. No harm, no foul...:cheers:

[Maniacc]

SoulAssasin is off his game tonight. I usually laugh at about everything he posts.
It's all good. I'm bored and so is everyone else around here. No harm, no foul...:cheers:
This man speaks the truth. Yet, that civic guy sucks at dishing flames.

[twinj]

Let me guess. I didn't match the superior wittiness of the thread starters epic post. So in turn I post something as equally lame mocking Brandon. You came in here with your buddies and your collective uber intelligence and owned the hell out of me.

Does that sound about right?
Not exactly ,but what ever. It is what it is.

[Friggintitsman]

I already forgot what we were talking about.

[BKgen®]

fagg0ts. way to ruin a perfectly good joke thread with your domestic dispute... get back in the kitchen b*tch.

[Friggintitsman]

fagg0ts. way to take an utter failure of a joke thread and turn it into a carnival of f@ggotry.

Troo story

[BKgen®]

Troo story

you shut your whore mouth when men are talking.

[Me86Rob]

whats the opposite of christover reeves?






Christopher Walkin
awww too soon?

[BobbyFresco]

whats the opposite of christover reeves?


Christopher Walkin
awww too soon?



..............

[Friggintitsman]

you shut your whore mouth when men are talking.

*pulls out balls*

*Brandon shuts up*

[BKgen®]

fair enough.