Why do Black People.........

[Alan®]

Let's play an inquisitive game called "Why do Black People?". Ask Sammich any question regarding black people and he will answer it.

:goodjob:

[blackboi50]

ummmmm i dont get it???? :thinking:.....1

[Kevykev]

Ooooooh

GREAT IDEA!

Not really.

[HalfBaked]

...rape?
...steal?
...like grape drank?
...talk funny?

[BKgen®]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb241/laprincesse83301/oh_snap.jpg

[Sammich]

:no:

[Alan®]

:no:
Saddly yes. LOL. Now participate.

[twinj]

~yawns~

[BKgen®]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=160658&stc=1

Is this a question about the OP, or is it a question about black people? :thinking:

[BobbyFresco]

..........

[redrumracer]

...rape?
...steal?
...like grape drank?
...talk funny?
because they are a product of their environment :thinking: :thinking:

i believe that agreed upon excuse :dunno:

[BKgen®]

because they are a product of there environment :thinking: :thinking:

i believe that agreed upon excuse :dunno:

a) it's their environment.

b) looking at the radar in your sig -- we're about to get f*cked up, aren't we?

[Leadfoot_mf]

not wear condoms
like fried chicken
like old american cars with big wheels

[Alan®]

We're getting phucked up down here already.

Why do black people spend more money on rims then they did on the car?

[Sammich]

Why do black people spend more money on rims then they did on the car?

ask white people why they spend more on rims than they do on their honda civics...

[redrumracer]

a) it's their environment.

b) looking at the radar in your sig -- we're about to get f*cked up, aren't we?
A) damn your quick i corrected it right after i posted it and saw it was wrong
B) that does look like a strong possibility

[BobbyFresco]

I mean as if we haven't had enough of these dumbass threads around here lately, why not make one more..../ sarcasm.

[EJ25RUN]

respond to these threads

[redrumracer]

ask white people why they spend more on rims than they do on their honda civics...
im white, dont own a honda civic(your thinking of the hispanics/mexican) and i as a white man only spent 150 for my rims.

[Elbow]

ummmmm i dont get it???? :thinking:.....1

Why do you always put 1 after every post?

[Alan®]

Why do you always put 1 after every post?
:lmfao:

[BKgen®]

ask white people why they spend more on rims than they do on their honda civics...

that's the jdm way, bro. ain't u herrd?

[Sammich]

Why do you always put 1 after every post?

i'm sorry i can answer that question for two reasons...

that poster is not really black

that poster is mulatto

[BobbyFresco]

Ok guys I have a good one.....


WHY do WHITE ppl play with little boy butthole?:thinking:

[Sammich]

Ok guys I have a good one.....


WHY do WHITE ppl play with little boy butthole?:thinking:

x2...should do it the R Kelly way and just piss on lil girls faces

i heard that its good for female chemical peel

[redrumracer]

Ok guys I have a good one.....


WHY do WHITE ppl play with little boy butthole?:thinking:
because have you ever seen a black Catholic? when you do youll see a black man that plays with little boys butt holes

[BKgen®]

Ok guys I have a good one.....


WHY do WHITE ppl play with little boy butthole?:thinking:

you've obviously never been to rwanda.

[BobbyFresco]

Another one...

Why does the OP look like Dakota Fanning with facial hair?

[redrumracer]

i'm sorry i can answer that question for two reasons...

that poster is not really black

that poster is mulatto
ahhh so he is Puerto Rican then. for some reason my puerto rican friend always says 1 time

[BobbyFresco]

because have you ever seen a black Catholic? when you do youll see a black man that plays with little boys butt holes


I'm black and I'm Catholic. You fail.

[redrumracer]

Another one...

Why does the OP look like Dakota Fanning with facial hair?
because his little brother kicked his ass.

[BKgen®]

Another one...

Why does the OP look like Dakota Fanning with facial hair?

LOL.

(he has facial hair?) :thinking:

[redrumracer]

I'm black and I'm Catholic. You fail.
so you play with little boy butt hole, yes.

[Dirty Octopus™]

We're getting phucked up down here already.

Why do black people spend more money on rims then they did on the car?
thats an easy one!

a friend of mine once said... "if the car break down on you, you can take tha rims off and take yo beat out and put it on the next cah you get. dat way you dont be spendin' money twice"


Another one...

Why does the OP look like Dakota Fanning with facial hair?
oh shizz! does he really? :eek: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

ahhh so he is Puerto Rican then. for some reason my puerto rican friend always says 1 time

no not really...he's just...a melting pot

he's about to text me "go to hell":lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BobbyFresco]

so you play with little boy butt hole, yes.


No. not white.:D

[Alan®]

LOL.

(he has facial hair?) :thinking:
No not usually.

[redrumracer]

no not really...he's just...a melting pot

he's about to text me "go to hell":lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
my condolences go out to him then. :no: :(

[BobbyFresco]

OK..another one....why do white ppl try to make trailers sound better by calling them modular homes?

[Sammich]

my condolences go out to him then. :no: :(

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[redrumracer]

No. not white.:D
its all pink on the inside












disclaimer: even i thought that was mildly disturbing statement.

[redrumracer]

OK..another one....why do white ppl try to make trailers sound better by calling them modular homes?
to confuse the black folk :boobies:

[BobbyFresco]

And another one....why do white ppl wear Crocs......































































with socks?

[BKgen®]

look what you've started redgt. lolol

[Sammich]

And another one....why do white ppl wear Crocs......

with socks?

bwahahahaha

[redrumracer]

And another one....why do white ppl wear Crocs......
with socks?
ok well i DONT have an answer for this, i find them to be particularly gay.

[Alan®]

look what you've started redgt. lolol
What I started? Your thread inspired this one. :goodjob:

[Alan®]

And another one....why do white ppl wear Crocs......































































with socks?
No Idea.

[BobbyFresco]

Epic thread backfire....

[BobbyFresco]

OK another one...Why do white ppl hang out in Wal mart shopping lots, even if they're not shopping?

[Sammich]

as much as i'd like to stick w/ u on that one..but alota n*ggas do the same thing lol

[redrumracer]

Epic thread backfire....
leave it to a black catholic to fuk things up, you might as well have divided by 0

[BobbyFresco]

leave it to a black catholic to fuk things up, you might as well have divided by 0



:lmfao:

[redrumracer]

OK another one...Why do white ppl hang out in Wal mart shopping lots, even if they're not shopping?
cuz you can spend less than a dolla and still be a customer

[Alan®]

leave it to a black catholic to fuk things up, you might as well have divided by 0
:lmfao: :lmfao:

Why don't black people just call people by their name instead of n1gga? My nigerian room mate comes in everyday and says "What up n1gga?"

[BKgen®]

OK another one...Why do white ppl hang out in Wal mart shopping lots, even if they're not shopping?

We white people cannot be held accountable for the actions of said wiggers.

[Sammich]

leave it to a black catholic to fuk things up, you might as well have divided by 0

:lmfao:

[Sammich]

Why don't white people just call people by their name instead of n1gga?

x2

[BobbyFresco]

Another....why do white ppl french kiss their dogs?

[BKgen®]

Another....why do white ppl french kiss their dogs?

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN HANGIN OUT, MAN?

[BobbyFresco]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN HANGIN OUT, MAN?

Man, are you kidding me....

I've seen sooo many white ppl kiss their dogs and the dogs are all tongue licking like a mufuker....:screwy:

[Sammich]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN HANGIN OUT, MAN?

in the real world...dont front like u never kissed ur golden retreiver

[redrumracer]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

Why don't black people just call people by their name instead of n1gga? My nigerian room mate comes in everyday and says "What up n1gga?"
because the real names are hard to say, i mean how often you wanna say
Ekenedilichukwu?

[Alan®]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN HANGIN OUT, MAN?
x2

[redrumracer]

Another....why do white ppl french kiss their dogs?
im pretty sure only the retards to that. hell a damn dog licks their own ass and cawk, id be damned if i want its ass and cawk germs on me

[BKgen®]

because the real names are hard to say, i mean how often you wanna say
Ekenedilichukwu?

for real -- their kids names sound like pokemans. "Shaniquatita, i choose you!"

[redrumracer]

for real -- their kids names sound like pokemans. "Shaniquatita, i choose you!"
man i was watching Dr. Phil and he had a special on how names affect the childs ability to later move on through there careers and a panel of people dismissed the african sounding names saying that it sounded like they were ghetto trash just based on the names.


yes i do occasionally watch Dr. Phil, but only with my mom when im home.

[BKgen®]

that weather is seriously about to rape us.

[Alan®]

better move the bannana boat inside wouldn't want the paint to come off in the rain.

[Sammich]

im pretty sure only the retards to that. hell a damn dog licks their own ass and cawk, id be damned if i want its ass and cawk germs on me

naw son..yall crackers be going to second base w/ yall dogs

[redrumracer]

that weather is seriously about to rape us.
yea i was going to go to macon today and head up to cool cat racing to pick up a part but the weather isnt looking too great

[BKgen®]

better move the bannana boat inside wouldn't want the paint to come off in the rain.

you act like the fackin thing is painted with watercolors or something. i could care less as long as there ain't a tree on top of it.

[BobbyFresco]

man i was watching Dr. Phil and he had a special on how names affect the childs ability to later move on through there careers and a panel of people dismissed the african sounding names saying that it sounded like they were ghetto trash just based on the names.


yes i do occasionally watch Dr. Phil, but only with my mom when im home.



Honestly, I wish people in general would stop naming their kids fukd up names.
White ppl do it too.

[redrumracer]

naw son..yall crackers be going to second base w/ yall dogs
hey whether they are mildly retarded or seriously retarded, they are still retarded.

[BKgen®]

naw son..yall crackers be going to second base w/ yall dogs

speaking of dogs, i've got one.

why do all black people, and 99% of wiggers, feel the need to own pit bulls?

[redrumracer]

Honestly, I wish people in general would stop naming their kids fukd up names.
White ppl do it too.
who do you think had the ghetto ass name?

EDIT: the black girls name was freaking Ashley. and the mother named her that SO her name wouldnt hold her back

[BKgen®]

Honestly, I wish people in general would stop naming their kids fukd up names.
White ppl do it too.

yeah. like Alan.

[BobbyFresco]

who do you think had the ghetto ass name?


Well that's a given but naming your child Summer's Eve isn't that much better.

[DieselNuts]

why do black people say "ax" instead of "ask"?

Why do black people ask where you "stay" instead of "live"?

[BobbyFresco]

yeah. like Alan.


Pwnt....:lmfao:

[redrumracer]

Well that's a given but naming your child Summer's Eve isn't that much better.
no the white girl had the ghetto ass name. her mother was trying to be culturally diverse.

[BobbyFresco]

why do black people say "ax" instead of "ask"?

Why do black people ask where you "stay" instead of "live"?


have you ever heard a redneck speak?

Yea, so we're even on that one.:tongue1:

[BobbyFresco]

no the white girl had the ghetto ass name. her mother was trying to be culturally diverse.


:screwy:

[redrumracer]

why do black people say "ax" instead of "ask"?

Why do black people ask where you "stay" instead of "live"?
A) thats along the same lines as skreet instead of street

B) they say stay because they know once rent is a month or so behind they goin to "stay" somewhere else :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BobbyFresco]

A) thats along the same lines as skreet instead of street

B) they say stay because they know once rent is a month or so behind they goin to "stay" somewhere else :lmfao: :lmfao:


So wrong but i couldn't help but laugh...:lmfao:

[DieselNuts]

have you ever heard a redneck speak?

Yea, so we're even on that one.:tongue1:
Im not saying they are right either. I was just going along with the subject of the thread. I wouldnt say that I am racist, but I will say that I dont like almost all stereo types.

I do know the point you are making though and you are correct. Hillbilly slang is just as hard to understand as ebonics.

[Sammich]

speaking of dogs, i've got one.

why do all black people, and 99% of wiggers, feel the need to own pit bulls?

cuz we representin mike vick since he on lock down...

[BKgen®]

A) thats along the same lines as skreet instead of street

B) they say stay because they know once rent is a month or so behind they goin to "stay" somewhere else :lmfao: :lmfao:


roflcopter and/or lollerskates.

[redrumracer]

have you ever heard a redneck speak?

Yea, so we're even on that one.:tongue1:
the difference is with the whites its a select few, the blacks its a whole racial thing
















god im going to burn in hell.

[Alan®]

yeah. like Alan.
:ninja:

[Sammich]

the difference is with the whites its a select few, the blacks its a whole racial thing


100% bull

[BKgen®]

:ninja:

LOL zing. you need some aloe to go with that burn?

[redrumracer]

100% bull
yea your right, its not just limited to blacks, the hispanics do it as well. :(

[BKgen®]

100% bull





^exhibit A.

[Alan®]

A) thats along the same lines as skreet instead of street

B) they say stay because they know once rent is a month or so behind they goin to "stay" somewhere else :lmfao: :lmfao:
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[DieselNuts]

the difference is with the whites its a select few, the blacks its a whole racial thing

god im going to burn in hell.
This is pretty true. A black guy I work with is a professional, well behaved/groomed man in his young 40's but says "ax" and "stay", but he is in no way, shape or form, a n!gger.

[BobbyFresco]

the difference is with the whites its a select few, the blacks its a whole racial thing



god im going to burn in hell.



I wouldn't call most of Ga, AL, TN, KY, AR, and whatever other states I haven't mentioned a select few....:no:

[DieselNuts]

^exhibit A.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

^exhibit A.

i will exhibit your ass to my foot, how about that for exhibition?

[Oz10]

Here's one. Why do black people leave the stickers on their hats? I saw this on campus at least 50 times today.

[redrumracer]

I wouldn't call most of Ga, AL, TN, KY, AR, and whatever other states I haven't mentioned a select few....:no:
dont forget SC. :taun:

[DieselNuts]

I wouldn't call most of Ga, AL, TN, KY, AR, and whatever other states I haven't mentioned a select few....:no:
I dont see how you can say most of GA, because when you really break it down, I doubt that MOST of GA is even white.

[Alan®]

LOL zing. you need some aloe to go with that burn?
LOL. That's ok Alan sounds more white than Brandon doesn anyway. :goodjob: :lmfao: . I can't tell you how many black guys in high school named brandon were simply called B? "Hey yo B you phuck that white bish last night?" "Nah dog her daddy nearly came and beat me with a 2x4"

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[redrumracer]

Here's one. Why do black people leave the stickers on their hats? I saw this on campus at least 50 times today.
thats that funky freshness yo. lets you know its authentic

[BobbyFresco]

I dont see how you can say most of GA, because when you really break it down, I doubt that MOST of GA is even white.


OK....West Ga and South Ga.

[DieselNuts]

Here's one. Why do black people leave the stickers on their hats? I saw this on campus at least 50 times today.
good question, or what about the stickers on the tires on their fresh 26"s?

[BKgen®]

LOL. That's ok Alan sounds more white than Brandon doesn anyway. :goodjob: :lmfao: . I can't tell you how many black guys in high school named brandon were simply called B? "Hey yo B you phuck that white bish last night?" "Nah dog her daddy nearly came and beat me with a 2x4"

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

MOST OF MY FRIENDS AND FAM CALL ME "B" :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:



fukk you.

[redrumracer]

heres one for the blacks, how come yall been here longer than the mexicans but still not the #1 minority? i mean how the hell do they pass you???

[DieselNuts]

OK....West Ga and South Ga.
lol, you got me there :goodjob:

[Alan®]

Why do white people have subs in their rooms and not their cars?

[BKgen®]

why is my penis longer than most black peoples'?

[Alan®]

MOST OF MY FRIENDS AND FAM CALL ME "B" :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:



fukk you.
I just LIRLD so hard I almost fell out of my seat.

[DieselNuts]

Why do white people have subs in their rooms and not their cars?
:lmfao:




















































so it doesnt get stolen by blacky :ninja:






I keed I keed

[redrumracer]

Why do white people have subs in their rooms and not their cars?
because we dont want our sh!t stolen

[Alan®]

why is my penis longer than most black peoples'?
Lies. I'll have to ask Sammich for verification of this as the two of you are quite the butt buddies

[BobbyFresco]

heres one for the blacks, how come yall been here longer than the mexicans but still not the #1 minority? i mean how the hell do they pass you???


Ha. This I have no logical answer for but...............



How come white ppl hate mexicans but love mexican food?

[Oz10]

heres one for the blacks, how come yall been here longer than the mexicans but still not the #1 minority? i mean how the hell do they pass you???


AIDS


:eek:






:headslap:





:no:




:police: :locked:

[Alan®]

Ha. This I have no logical answer for but...............



How come white ppl hate mexicans but love mexican food?
Cause it's the only other time we hear them speak english other than to ask "Cut your lawn?" :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[redrumracer]

why is my penis longer than most black peoples'?
who cares about your penis, it is of little significance here, or anywhere prob for that matter.

[BKgen®]

Lies. I'll have to ask Sammich for verification of this as the two of you are quite the butt buddies

lies^

just because i was at his house doesn't mean we're butt buddies.
he was out of town that weekend. his wife wasn't :D

[DieselNuts]

Ha. This I have no logical answer for but...............



How come white ppl hate mexicans but love mexican food?

because mexican food isnt the one stealing our jobs for below min. wage :goodjob:

[Alan®]

lies^

just because i was at his house doesn't mean we're butt buddies.
he was out of town that weekend. his wife wasn't :D
Why you smilin? She was in MB with me that weekend.

[BobbyFresco]

Why do white ppl wait til the grocery store is busy to do groceries and use every single fuking coupon they can find?

[redrumracer]

Ha. This I have no logical answer for but...............



How come white ppl hate mexicans but love mexican food?
but i dont hate mexicans. hell i used to live with an illegal border jumping mexican.

[BKgen®]

Why do white ppl wait til the grocery store is busy to do groceries and use every single fuking coupon they can find?

because we, unlike black people, have opposable thumbs and can operate scissors.












omfg i was laughing my ass off while typing that.

[DieselNuts]

Why do white ppl wait til the grocery store is busy to do groceries and use every single fuking coupon they can find?
because we sleep when the grocery store is dead and we use coupons because we make just enough money not to get food stamps

[redrumracer]

Why do white ppl wait til the grocery store is busy to do groceries and use every single fuking coupon they can find?
because us whitey have whats called a job and normally all get off work around the same time, and we use coupons so we can save money and become richer

[BobbyFresco]

Why do white ppl feel the need to throw the deuces up in ALL of their myspace pics?

[Alan®]

Why do white ppl wait til the grocery store is busy to do groceries and use every single fuking coupon they can find?
Say it with me.......MONEY MANAGEMENT!!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5074117930087338735&ei=eQKzSOWoLYWqrgKthLT-DA&q=chris+rock+they+spinnin&vt=lf&hl=en

[redrumracer]

Why do white ppl feel the need to throw the deuces up in ALL of their myspace pics?
ok that goes along with the gayness of the crocs and the retardation of trying to get a homerun with your dog.


AND HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A WHITE QUESTION THREAD?

[BobbyFresco]

because we, unlike black people, have opposable thumbs and can operate scissors.

omfg i was laughing my ass off while typing that.



That was about as funny as your disappearing hairline....:lmfao:

[redrumracer]

That was about as funny as your disappearing hairline....:lmfao:
i have to agree with him on this one. just wasnt funny :dunno:

[BobbyFresco]

Yo tibby driver, why's your hairline hiding from you?

[BKgen®]

lol.

[alpine_aw11]

ask white people why they spend more on rims than they do on their honda civics...

ZING! I've been wondering this as well...

[BKgen®]

killer would've laughed at it.

[BobbyFresco]

Why do white ppl like ICP?

[BobbyFresco]

Oh, and then paint their faces and call themselves Jugaloos or whatever?

[BKgen®]

^you're definitely misinformed on that one. i facking HATE icp, as do 99.99999% of the white people i know.

[redrumracer]

Why do white ppl like ICP?
because they are all about psycho serial killers and well whites have a tendency to be that more likely than blacks.

[Oz10]

what?

[redrumracer]

^you're definitely misinformed on that one. i facking HATE icp, as do 99.99999% of the white people i know.
well you dont really "know" me but id guess im in that .111111111%

no im not a serial killer or psycho

[redrumracer]

why cant black people swim?

[redrumracer]

i mean we know why you can run, you do after all have to out run the cops

[BobbyFresco]

why cant black people swim?


I honestly don't know where that one comes from.
I can swim...:tongue1:

[redrumracer]

I honestly don't know where that one comes from.
I can swim...:tongue1:
you dont count, your catholic.

[BKgen®]

well you dont really "know" me but id guess im in that .111111111%

no im not a serial killer or psycho


congrats on being a fan of the worst "band" ever to walk the earth.

to each his own, i suppose. :screwy:

[BobbyFresco]

why do white guys get drunk and then put their nuts on each other?

[DieselNuts]

why cant black people swim?
no pools in the ghetto. I thought everyone knew that. :thinking:

[BKgen®]

why do white guys get drunk and then put their nuts on each other?

it's called blackmail.

[Sammich]

why do white guys get drunk and then put their nuts on each other?

bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahaha hahahahhaahahahahhahaah

*breath*

bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahaha hahahahhaahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahaha hahahahahhaahahahahhahaahahahahahaahhaahhahahahaha hahahahahhaahahahahhahaahahahahahaahhaahhahahahaha hahahahahhaahahahahhahaahahahahahaahhaahhahahahaha hahahahahhaahahahahhahaahahahahahaahhaahhahahahaha hahahahahhaahahahahhahaahahahahahaahhaahhahahahaha hahahahahhaahahahahhaha

[redrumracer]

why do white guys get drunk and then put their nuts on each other?
and to add to this, why in the motherfuking hell do most white people have to tell everyone that they love them when drunk? seriously

[BobbyFresco]

it's called blackmail.
:thinking:


Where I come from we call that homo....

[BobbyFresco]

and to add to this, why in the motherfuking hell do most white people have to tell everyone that they love them when drunk? seriously

x2....and start crying?

[BKgen®]

:thinking:


Where I come from we call that homo....

well i've never participated in said actions, but i can only imagine what a picture of balls on one's face could do to a reputation.

[BobbyFresco]

well i've never participated in said actions, but i can only imagine what a picture of balls on one's face could do to a reputation.


To each, his or her own I guess...:lmfao:

[redrumracer]

To each, his or her own I guess...:lmfao:
is your name bobby, and if so are you sure you arent white?

catholic, bobby, sounds white to me.

[BobbyFresco]

is your name bobby, and if so are you sure you arent white?

catholic, bobby, sounds white to me.



nah, not my real name but I grew up priviledged...Kinda like the Huxtables.;)

[DieselNuts]

:thinking:


Where I come from we call that homo....
lol, that reminds me of the south park episode where Cartman sucked Butters' **** and took a picture of it, showed people and called Butters gay lolol

[BKgen®]

nah, not my real name but I grew up priviledged...Kinda like the Huxtables.;)

or kanye west.

[BobbyFresco]

Why do white ppl watch "The Hills"?

[DieselNuts]

Why do white ppl watch "The Hills"?
never seen it.

[BKgen®]

what's the hills

[Alan®]

never seen it either but I would phuck that one chick in the att comercial from that show

[redrumracer]

Why do white ppl watch "The Hills"?
yea i dont think we are that rich to watch that show. plus id assume all the whites in here dont have vagina's, tibby boy might though not sure. :ninja:

[BobbyFresco]

Ok. I fail on that one. Show on MTV.

[BobbyFresco]

Oh Oh Oh...why do white ppl use penis pumps?

[redrumracer]

Ok. I fail on that one. Show on MTV.
now i have watched laguna beach when it was on.

[DieselNuts]

Ok. I fail on that one. Show on MTV.
honestly, there have been a few things you have mentioned that I dont do :D

[redrumracer]

Oh Oh Oh...why do white ppl use penis pumps?
:dunno: no need for it.

[DieselNuts]

Oh Oh Oh...why do white ppl use penis pumps?
cause we dont come equipped with a jungle snake lololol


j/k, never used one of those either

[redrumracer]

honestly, there have been a few things you have mentioned that I dont do :D
x2 but this is entertaining and so far no one has gotten sand in their vag and fuked things up

[BKgen®]

now i have watched laguna beach when it was on.

sounds like you're the one with a vagina.

[BobbyFresco]

x2 but this is entertaining and so far no one has gotten sand in their vag and fuked things up


Eaxctly....:cheers:

[DieselNuts]

x2 but this is entertaining and so far no one has gotten sand in their vag and fuked things up
true on both accounts

[TheGodfather]

Why do white women drive large SUVs they clearly don't need?

[redrumracer]

sounds like you're the one with a vagina.
hey you just go watch that show, its addicting. and no i didnt come equipped with a vag like you.

[Sport1.3]

Why do black ppl make such awesome food and sex our white womanz better than we can?

[BobbyFresco]

honestly, there have been a few things you have mentioned that I dont do :D


It works both ways... A lot of the stereotypes that ppl throw put for black ppl doesn't apply to everyone.

[BKgen®]

Why do white women drive large SUVs they clearly don't need?

i have often wondered the same thing. i guess for them to feel safer, along with their kids? :thinking:

[Sammich]

i have often wondered the same thing. i guess for them to feel safer, along with their kids? :thinking:

i dnt feel safe w/ them

[redrumracer]

Why do white women drive large SUVs they clearly don't need?
because they have there husbands disposable income to waste on gas and then complain that the husband doesnt make enough money to support her lifestyle or pay the bills.

[BobbyFresco]

Why do white women drive large SUVs they clearly don't need?


Yea, and Asian women as well?

As a matter of fact, why do women drive at all?
There's no kitchen in a car....:thinking:

[TheGodfather]

Yea, and Asian women as well?

As a matter of fact, why do women drive at all?
There's no kitchen in a car....:thinking:

Best post I've seen in a while. The truth in that is blinding.

I award you reps good sir.

[BKgen®]

Yea, and Asian women as well?

As a matter of fact, why do women drive at all?
There's no kitchen in a car....:thinking:

i was waiting for it. kudos to you, sir.

[redrumracer]

Why do black ppl make such awesome food and sex our white womanz better than we can?
well food they do make great food, but sex? that sounds like a personal prob to me.

[DieselNuts]

It works both ways... A lot of the stereotypes that ppl throw put for black ppl doesn't apply to everyone.
true. I was reading a post made by BabyJ earlier and he said "furthermore" lol. Im not knocking him for using the word, but I've just never heard a black man use it lol

[Sammich]

lol @ sport

[BKgen®]

they need to bring chappelle's show back.

[BobbyFresco]

I got one....why do white girls go all black dik crazy in college?

[TheGodfather]

they need to bring chappelle's show back.

Seriuosly.

I was watching it again the other day and was cracking up laughing.

I hope he decides to come back with a show in a little while, despite what he says now.

[Sammich]

I got one....why do white girls go all black dik crazy in college?

i duno but i need to go back so i can learn:ninja:

[Sport1.3]

well food they do make great food, but sex? that sounds like a personal prob to me.


lulz


thats why i stealz their black womanz

[Sport1.3]

not really though

[DieselNuts]

Seriuosly.

I was watching it again the other day and was cracking up laughing.

I hope he decides to come back with a show in a little while, despite what he says now.
lol, I was just watching it and laughing my ass off at something I had already seen like 5 times before on saturday. I was thinking he needs to start some new ones again.

[DieselNuts]

not really though
:lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

I got one....why do white girls go all black dik crazy in college?

What is, all woman are whore's Alex





they do kunt crazy too :ninja:

[redrumracer]

not really though
idk some of em are pretty damn sweet.

[BobbyFresco]

What is, all woman are whore's Alex


they do kunt crazy too :ninja:



QFT:cheers:

[Alan®]

Brandon we playing COD tonight?

[ShooterMcGavin]

isn't the answer to any of those questions ultimately end up just being "because they're black"?

[Sport1.3]

idk some of em are pretty damn sweet.


agreed, but fergie is about as dark as i would go.....jessica alba might be pushing it

[Sport1.3]

QFT:cheers:


:highfive:

[redrumracer]

agreed, but fergie is about as dark as i would go.....jessica alba might be pushing it
hmmmmm alba

[BobbyFresco]

isn't the answer to any of those questions ultimately end up just being "because they're black"?



way to come in all late and ish.....and here I thought you Asians were always punctual....:lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

:lmfao:
http://i35.tinypic.com/4snv52.png

[DieselNuts]

agreed, but fergie is about as dark as i would go.....jessica alba might be pushing it
what about Tyra? or the chick from "The Friday After Next", or the chick from Bad Boys 2?

[redrumracer]

what about Tyra? or the chick from "The Friday After Next", or the chick from Bad Boys 2?
i fuking hate tyra

[alpine_aw11]

i fuking hate tyra

What way is better to express that than an angry sexual beating?

[DieselNuts]

i fuking hate tyra
yeah, but as long as she isnt talking, she's hot.

I dont think anyone on this site can honestly say they wouldnt beat the brakes off of K.D. Aubert.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j181/diggler24/kdaubert.jpg

[VTECking]

^^x2, she is ****ing annoying.

[DieselNuts]

What way is better to express that than an angry sexual beating?
I like where your head's at lol

[Sport1.3]

what about Tyra? or the chick from "The Friday After Next", or the chick from Bad Boys 2?


i dont watch those type movies :ninja:



seriously though, i've only seen friday the original

[ShooterMcGavin]

way to come in all late and ish.....and here I thought you Asians were always punctual....:lmfao:
we are to important things, like work and meetings, which is what i've been doing :D

[ShooterMcGavin]

yeah, but as long as she isnt talking, she's hot.

I dont think anyone on this site can honestly say they wouldnt beat the brakes off of K.D. Aubert.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j181/diggler24/kdaubert.jpg
6 ways to sunday man...:idb:

[DieselNuts]

i dont watch those type movies :ninja:



seriously though, i've only seen friday the original
check out my post above. Thats the chick I'm talking about. You should also check out Next friday. Mike Epps is a funny motherfuker!

[Sport1.3]

yeah, but as long as she isnt talking, she's hot.

I dont think anyone on this site can honestly say they wouldnt beat the brakes off of K.D. Aubert.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j181/diggler24/kdaubert.jpg


she looks like she's got a pair of orangutan titties, but i would hit...nice example brah!

[Sammich]

never knew aubert's name til now...but yea she could get some new brakes after i beat her old ones off

[BobbyFresco]

Why the white women inject shiit into their lips to make 'em bigger?

[Sport1.3]

Why the white women inject shiit into their lips to make 'em bigger?


so they can run faster and jump higher? :dunno:

[BobbyFresco]

and botox too? I don't understand how or why anyone would voluntarily want to have bacterial injections...

[DieselNuts]

Why the white women inject shiit into their lips to make 'em bigger?
thats a good question. They always look worse afterwards

Here are a couple more of K.D. I honestly think she is the finest black girl I have seen

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j181/diggler24/kdaubert2.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j181/diggler24/kdaubert3.jpg

[Sport1.3]

thats a good question. They always look worse afterwards

Here are a couple more of K.D. I honestly think she is the finest black girl I have seen

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j181/diggler24/kdaubert2.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j181/diggler24/kdaubert3.jpg


the second pic is definitely going into the future spank vault :eek:

[DieselNuts]

Why dont black people always put a stretched swingarm on crotchrockets even when its only a 600?

[BobbyFresco]

Why dont black people always put a stretched swingarm on crotchrockets even when its only a 600?

I don't get that but I think it looks pretty badass.

[DieselNuts]

It looks badass on a zx12 or 14 or a busa, but not on a bike thats meant to be quick and nimble in the turns, IMO.

[Sammich]

thats a good question. They always look worse afterwards

Here are a couple more of K.D. I honestly think she is the finest black girl I have seen

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j181/diggler24/kdaubert2.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j181/diggler24/kdaubert3.jpg

dnt get me wrong..she's hot as hell..but not the finest:no:

lemme go back to miami w/o the wife to take pics:ninja:

[DieselNuts]

dnt get me wrong..she's hot as hell..but not the finest:no:

lemme go back to miami w/o the wife to take pics:ninja:
Im just saying the finest I've seen. I've never been to south beach, so really the finest black girls I have seen are celebrities.

Change my mind though. I'd love to hook up with a black chick. For what reason, Im not quite sure...

[DieselNuts]

why do black people yell at the actors in a movie theater like they can hear them?

[BobbyFresco]

Change my mind though. I'd love to hook up with a black chick. For what reason, Im not quite sure...



Do you NOT like your good credit?:lmfao:

[BobbyFresco]

why do black people yell at the actors in a movie theater like they can hear them?


Why do white people cry during a sad scene in a movie?

[Sport1.3]

Do you NOT like your good credit?:lmfao:


i date black woman to appreciate my poor credit score

[Sport1.3]

Why do homosexuals cry during a sad scene in a movie?


fixed. Dont class me together with those pansy fvcks!!

[Sammich]

Im just saying the finest I've seen. I've never been to south beach, so really the finest black girls I have seen are celebrities.

Change my mind though. I'd love to hook up with a black chick. For what reason, Im not quite sure...

dont worry about that blacker the berry sweeter the juice..just find a sexy clean girl and itll be sweet:lmfao:

[BobbyFresco]

Im just saying the finest I've seen. I've never been to south beach, so really the finest black girls I have seen are celebrities.

Change my mind though. I'd love to hook up with a black chick. For what reason, Im not quite sure...



When you do, hand your gf over to me... I can't guarantee you'll get her back though...:lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

When you do, hand your gf over to me... I can't guarantee you'll want her back though...:lmfao:


fixed and lulz

[Sport1.3]

i am on fire today

[BobbyFresco]

fixed and lulz


:lmfao:

That was low, man.....

[DieselNuts]

Do you NOT like your good credit?:lmfao:
:lmfao: :lmfao: good call :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BobbyFresco]

i am on fire today


Or is it just your herpes flaring up again?:thinking:

[DieselNuts]

fixed and lulz
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Sport1.3]

:lmfao:

That was low, man.....
http://i38.tinypic.com/9uqfix.jpg

[Sammich]

Or is it just your herpes flaring up again?:thinking:

herpes

[Sport1.3]

Or is it just your herpes flaring up again?:thinking:


probably alittle of both......

[Sport1.3]

i killed the thread lol

http://i36.tinypic.com/dh48hu.jpg



redemption?????

[BKgen®]

i killed the thread lol

http://i36.tinypic.com/dh48hu.jpg



redemption?????

F*CKIN' EL - OH - EL

[Sport1.3]

Usain Bolt ftw

[TheGodfather]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q307/Norman_Adams/meyourbike.jpg

[Catnip]

Why do black people smell?

[osnap]

wuts goin on in this thread guise