I cant get off the toilet.

[Seymour222]

Just to throw into the mix, I wanted to let you all know; I am stuck on the toilet. I am being serious. I am having an extremely difficult time getting off the toilet. I haven't had a bowl movement since last tuesday, and today it finally came. I have a Doctor's appointment today in about 1 hour, and my wife isn't here to get me in the shower. Woot Woot. Thank you and I hope you all have a wonderful day.

[eViLMunkey]

Roll over off the toilet

[Sammich]

so u have diahrrea or ur constipated?

[Evil Goat]

you cant get in the shower but managed to bring the laptop with you?

[Friggintitsman]

Maybe you are finally beginning to pass that huge stockpile of gerbils you've kept in there so so long.

[Seymour222]

I have a laptop in front of my toilet. It is on wheels.

[eViLMunkey]

you cant get in the shower but managed to bring the laptop with you?
Bwahaha.. maybe he's on his phone... :lmfao: :lmfao:

[twinj]

^^lol

[Seymour222]

so u have diahrrea or ur constipated?


I was constipated. But not to the point it hurt. Actually very awkward.

[Sammich]

hmmm

tell the wife to stick a hanger in there to fish out the doo dee

[Red_Phoenix]

:toilet::toilet1: Poor guy...you have a comp in your bathroom????

[Seymour222]

Ohh, its all good now. I just think its funny how I made fun of the guy that got stuck to the home depot toilet seat, and now I find myself in a similar predicament.

[alpine_aw11]

My retarded grandma got so constipated the doctor said she hadn't taken a **** in at least two weeks. My mom and aunt went down to Fla with her and she ruined the trip for them because she kept throwing up when she was trying to eat and bitching all the time. The **** must have been backed up into her neck or something, I mean damn. Sounds mean, yes, but she hadn't taken a **** in two weeks before the trip and she didn't see anyone about it/tell them before they left. What a douche.

[Oz10]

lol at calling your grandparent a douche.

[BTEC]

chris i heard about the mtrcycle thing. u got too much on the line to b so random daddy-o. the car we beat the sh!t out of was ur warning. chill out man. glad ur aight, homo. lol!

[alpine_aw11]

lol at calling your grandparent a douche.

:lmfao:If only you knew...

[TheGodfather]

I have had this problem as well. And posted about it.

I get really bad pains and can't go for like 2 hours and sit there in pain, then it finally comes and it's diareehah. It's like constipated diareehah which makes no sense.

My GI says I have IBS.

WTF IM NOT 80 YEARS OLD. FVCK METAMUCIL!!!!!!!!

[BTEC]

chris u should have life alert. lol!

[ShooterMcGavin]

:wgaf: :D

[Friggintitsman]

Get a coat hanger

[jcs]

chris u should have life alert. lol!

but he hasnt fallin and cant get up...hes on the toilet and cant sh*t

[HalfBaked]

I have a stomach flu, I've gone through 2 1/2 rolls of toilet paper in about 24 hours. Any time I try to eat or take medicine I puke it right back up.

[alpine_aw11]

Have you ever puked and sprayed **** at the same time? I did once when I had the stomach flu. I had to lean over to get the puke in the bathtub while I was shooting goop out of my anus.

[HalfBaked]

Have you ever puked and sprayed **** at the same time? I did once when I had the stomach flu. I had to lean over to get the puke in the bathtub while I was shooting goop out of my anus.
About happened last night, I had to hold it in so hardcore.

[EJ25RUN]

do you sit & surf?

[slostang]

omfg this thread delivers. :lmfao:

[stephen]

Just to throw into the mix, I wanted to let you all know; I am stuck on the toilet. I am being serious. I am having an extremely difficult time getting off the toilet. I haven't had a bowl movement since last tuesday, and today it finally came. I have a Doctor's appointment today in about 1 hour, and my wife isn't here to get me in the shower. Woot Woot. Thank you and I hope you all have a wonderful day.

http://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q384/csu15919/poop.jpg

i found it appropriate^

[Sammich]

Get a coat hanger

reposs

[blackboi50]

I have a laptop in front of my toilet. It is on wheels.

24s??????........1

[Seymour222]

chris i heard about the mtrcycle thing. u got too much on the line to b so random daddy-o. the car we beat the sh!t out of was ur warning. chill out man. glad ur aight, homo. lol!


Thanks man. BTW, I made it off the toilet. When I got up a scab on my back opened up and poured blood like a leaky faucet.


^^^Then I threw some 26's on the laptop.

[Friggintitsman]

lol wut

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w214/friggintitsman/_lolwut.gif