TheGodfather
08-21-2008, 05:01 AM
So tonight I got pulled over for doing 15 over. :rolleyes:
I'm not going to go on and on about my ticket and whine and BS. It happened, it's whatever.
But the funniest part, despite me lying about having any weapons in the car, was getting a field sobriety test for having red eyes.
Sidenote: the lying about weapons was a dumbass move, but it was a gamble that paid off since he couldn't search my car anyways.
I digress.
So he kept pointing the flashlight at my face and what not. And after a while in his car doing the ticket thing, I see another cop car pull up. At this point I really am freaking out.
See, he asked me, do you have any guns or knives in the car, to which I ignored the first time and handed him my liscence, then he asked again, so I said no sir. But I did have a knife and .45 in the glovebox.
So I'm frekaing out, then he goes, have you had anything to drink tonight? I'm laughing on the inside because I don't even drink. So I tell him no, and he saw my zippo fluid and asked if I was smoking anything illegal tonight, which I don't, so I told him no.
So he asked me to step out of the car and he had me follow the light on the pen with my eyes, and I passed of course.
I always have red eyes and had told him that, so after I passed he kinda laughed and goes I guess you were right. I told him how I got the same thing all the time in high school due to red eyes and listening to Zeppelin and Floyd and he laughed and asked how many times they asked me if I was dopin.
Long story short, I messed up and lied and could have gotten in BIG trouble, but ended up being a funny night and cool guy. Despite the ticket. :no:
I'm not going to go on and on about my ticket and whine and BS. It happened, it's whatever.
But the funniest part, despite me lying about having any weapons in the car, was getting a field sobriety test for having red eyes.
Sidenote: the lying about weapons was a dumbass move, but it was a gamble that paid off since he couldn't search my car anyways.
I digress.
So he kept pointing the flashlight at my face and what not. And after a while in his car doing the ticket thing, I see another cop car pull up. At this point I really am freaking out.
See, he asked me, do you have any guns or knives in the car, to which I ignored the first time and handed him my liscence, then he asked again, so I said no sir. But I did have a knife and .45 in the glovebox.
So I'm frekaing out, then he goes, have you had anything to drink tonight? I'm laughing on the inside because I don't even drink. So I tell him no, and he saw my zippo fluid and asked if I was smoking anything illegal tonight, which I don't, so I told him no.
So he asked me to step out of the car and he had me follow the light on the pen with my eyes, and I passed of course.
I always have red eyes and had told him that, so after I passed he kinda laughed and goes I guess you were right. I told him how I got the same thing all the time in high school due to red eyes and listening to Zeppelin and Floyd and he laughed and asked how many times they asked me if I was dopin.
Long story short, I messed up and lied and could have gotten in BIG trouble, but ended up being a funny night and cool guy. Despite the ticket. :no: