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Master Shake
08-18-2008, 11:26 PM
this is why i couldn't stop laughing. got a long distance hooker.


[23:45] Bust42: you lookin for a hot guy huh?
[23:45] BellaPosh: hi
[23:45] BellaPosh: yeah
[23:45] Bust42: where you at?
[23:45] BellaPosh: in California
[23:46] Bust42: **** girl thats not close to here
[23:46] BellaPosh: where you at
[23:46] Bust42: Atlanta, GA
[23:47] BellaPosh: do you know anyone with a car they could trade me
[23:47] Bust42: i'm actually lookin for a car myself dear
[23:47] BellaPosh: oh
[23:47] Bust42: what brings you to a game to look for a guy or you just bullshiitting around?
[23:48] BellaPosh: i'm a car girl
[23:48] Bust42: i'm a car girl myself..
[23:48] Bust42: wait....i'm a dude
[23:48] Bust42: haha, my bad
[23:49] BellaPosh: so are you drunk
[23:50] Bust42: haha no....just kinda....bored mixed with hyper
[23:50] BellaPosh: oh
[23:51] Bust42: yea....what kind of cars do you like?
[23:52] Bust42: muscle? import? exotic?
[23:52] BellaPosh: like s2ks and i really like convertibles
[23:52] BellaPosh: i like imports
[23:52] BellaPosh: like an eclipse spyder oh my gosh
[23:52] Bust42: a s2k is my fave car
[23:53] Bust42: not to big on eclipse though
[23:53] BellaPosh: why
[23:53] Bust42: i don't know...just something about it
[23:54] BellaPosh: how bout the 3000gt
[23:54] BellaPosh: oh the miata
[23:55] Bust42: 3000gt...eh, i'd rather have a gti and a miata....i'd do a swap with but i'd take it
[23:55] BellaPosh: what kind of car do you drive
[23:56] Bust42: which one? i no joke have 4 and a bike
[23:56] BellaPosh: what do you have
[23:57] Bust42: 93 firebird, 82 accord, 94 civic 95 civic and a kawasaki ninja
[23:57] BellaPosh: oh a ninja
[23:57] BellaPosh: are any of them fast
[23:58] Bust42: 93 firebird has a built 350 94civic just got totaled out 95 civic is my 700hp race car and ny ninja is a 1000
[23:59] BellaPosh: oh so its all fast
[23:59] Bust42: except for the 94....it was just a stock dd like 110hp it was slow but it was a good car
[23:59] Bust42: and the 82 accord i could outrun haha
[0:00] Bust42: with tennis shoes....just my firebird and race car
[0:00] BellaPosh: i drive a 07 350z converible
[0:01] Bust42: hell yea, i like the 350z but the convertible....just doesn't look right to me
[0:01] Bust42: i don't know why though
[0:02] BellaPosh: well mine is yellow and i love my car
[0:02] Bust42: i like the yellow
[0:03] BellaPosh: so do i it's so cute
[0:03] Bust42: **** to bad you live so far away
[0:03] BellaPosh: why
[0:03] Bust42: we could meet up and get a beer or something
[0:04] BellaPosh: what is that something
[0:04] Bust42: i don't know if you drink or not...so...
[0:05] BellaPosh: yeah what do you like to do
[0:05] BellaPosh: i have a cousin that lives in florida
[0:06] Bust42: go out hang with friends, drink it up, and when i get the balls, bust out my firebird....its a pontiac with a chevy motor
[0:06] BellaPosh: oh a man with a big ego
[0:06] Bust42: car scares me a little bit even though i built it
[0:07] BellaPosh: what does it run
[0:07] BellaPosh: top speed
[0:07] Bust42: never topped it out...but i've gotten to about 165 before i let out
[0:07] BellaPosh: oh my god i bet you were scared
[0:08] Bust42: i did about 180 on my ninja.....i was scared
[0:08] Bust42: i didn't know i was going that fast till i looked down
[0:09] BellaPosh: so what do you do for work
[0:10] Bust42: i don't know what to cal the place....its like a manufactuer for other companies...i'm a painter, we make airbag covers for honda's and nissans
[0:11] BellaPosh: oh so you make good money
[0:11] Bust42: like, we do injection molding and then i paint em
[0:11] Bust42: i went thru college for it but its pretty good
[0:12] BellaPosh: so what can you offer a girl like me
[0:12] Bust42: i don't know....
[0:12] Bust42: what does a girl like you need?
[0:13] BellaPosh: a need a strong man that can take care of me
[0:14] Bust42: i'm mentally strong....lol, i'm not a big guy kinda average but i work hard and get things that i like
[0:14] BellaPosh: how big are you
[0:15] Bust42: 5'10" 160lbs
[0:15] BellaPosh: oh
[0:15] BellaPosh: so how old are you
[0:16] Bust42: 24
[0:16] BellaPosh: i'm 22
[0:17] Bust42: thats not bad...at least you're not like 17 or something
[0:17] BellaPosh: yeah well i'm not alil girl i'm all women
[0:18] Bust42: i like a woman.
[0:18] Bust42: i can't be fooling around with no lil girls now
[0:18] BellaPosh: well i'm not a lil girl
[0:19] Bust42: if i could i would send you a pic through here
[0:20] BellaPosh: well atleast we got a friendship
[0:20] BellaPosh: i got to get a shower bye
[0:20] Bust42: later girl
[0:20] BellaPosh: later


oh man i love sluts!

redrumracer
08-19-2008, 12:17 AM
cliffs on the funny

Catnip
08-19-2008, 01:59 AM
I totally didn't lirl. lmao. lol. lawl. limh (laugh in my head). col (chuckle out loud). glag (giggle like a girl). culw (crack up like woah). gtsl (grunt to symbolize laughter). nothing. sorry man. I did check to see your join date, 2 years and 7 months earlier than I thought!



i lol'ed at that though.

ARH1192
08-19-2008, 06:29 AM
yea not funny, sounded like you really wanted a date.