Wow, I almost feel bad...

[X-Runner]

So I responded to a random craigslist post with no pic :no: We talked a minute and she sent a pic after asking what I prefered my girls to look like, it was late so I just didnt respond. Like I had went to bed or whatever. She is overweight, not attractive at all.

This is how the IM on gmail went this morning...

Nicole: hi

me: hey

Nicole: whats up

me: not much, just recently got home from "work"
haha

Nicole: whatsthat suppose3d to mean lol
me: idknot really work per say but i made some money

Nicole: wow

me: just had to deliever the car back to the guy

Nicole: where do you work

me: an auto repair shop
Nicole: coolme: i used to work at a dealership

Nicole: lol used too

me: just got to be to long of a drive every day

Nicole: got ya
Nicole: so what you doinfme: laying here in the bed lol
gotta go to the shop sometime today

Nicole: sometime lol
so did you get my email lastnight

me: yes, sometime. i have a
little freedom lolyeah, i got it this morning
Nicole: and

me: i hate to be this way but.... you were right

Nicole: thought so
no one likes me after i send a pic
me: idk its just personal prefrence, nothing personal. i like my girl to be active/go to the gym with me

Then she got offline. I just hope she didnt commit suicide cause of me or something :dunno:

[Brett]

I did read this morning some fat girl killed herself, Im sending this thread to the PD!! LOL

[blackboi50]

u mean fack :no:..........
































hahhahaha.......u coulda bought her slim fast!!!!!!........pic or die!!!!!.....1

[The Ninja]

Lying bastard, if you're desperate enough to go to craigslist for a chick, then you'll get with her no matter what she look likes. Craigslist just confirms a heartbeat, and the picture...well it doesn't confirm a vagina, but you got half the mix.

[X-Runner]

Well Im not that desperate, I mean really if I was Id go find a cheap whore or something.

[DJ Maestro]

Nah, she didn't kill herself, she just went to the fridge for some bon-bons, half a chocolate cake, some cookies, a bbq sammich, a cheeseburger, a jug of peanut butter, a glass of chocolate milk, and a stick of butter. :goodjob:

[Nemesis]

wtf dude, post that pic she sent

[Sammich]

COULDA GAVE HER SOME PENIS

[ultm8mind]

Who cares what she did, if you weren't interested and she killed herself, then she won't write you again, just kidding. But I like the whole "I like my girl active thing," nice way of saying DAMN, your ass is fat. HAHA, nice play. You said it nice her feelings should not have been totally stomped on.

[ultm8mind]

COULDA GAVE HER SOME PENIS
Yeah big girls usually are good at oral, lol

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahahaha ultm8 bwhahahaha

and all i gotta say is bro.... see the girl before you talk to her lol myspace @ least lets you see the picture! lol

[Sammich]

Yeah big girls usually are good at oral, lol

YEA U MIGHT COME BACK W/ BITE MARKS..BUT THE SUCK IS SUPREME...FUKIN USDA SUKING:lmfao:

[AirMax95]

Nah, she didn't kill herself, she just went to the fridge for some bon-bons, half a chocolate cake, some cookies, a bbq sammich, a cheeseburger, a jug of peanut butter, a glass of chocolate milk, and a stick of butter. :goodjob:

you forgot the diet coke :D

[Sammich]

you forgot the diet coke :D

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[X-Runner]

bwhahahaha ultm8 bwhahahaha

and all i gotta say is bro.... see the girl before you talk to her lol myspace @ least lets you see the picture! lol

Ill be honest, I met my last girl off myspace. But we both got to see pics first obviously. And we were both bored one night and started talking to pass the time, never had any intentions off meeting anyone that way.

[The Ninja]

YEA U MIGHT COME BACK W/ BITE MARKS..BUT THE SUCK IS SUPREME...FUKIN USDA SUKING:lmfao:

Its like thinkfast left, and you took is place. More shouting in my head, thanks.

[Sammich]

Its like thinkfast left, and you took is place. More shouting in my head, thanks.

:D :D UR WELCOMES

[Ran]

You feel bad? Screw that mess.

You've got standards and she didn't meet them. Sucks for her but there's no sense in making it your problem.

[IMPORTchic]

WoW.....like really?! :thinking:

[RandomGuy]

:ttiwwp:

[Ran]

:ttiwwp: :lmfao:

[Stormhammer]

lol I love craigslist personals

I need to start those threads again...

[Lucky DAWG]

Why in god's name are you on craiglist personals to begin with

[Stormhammer]

Why in god's name are you on craiglist personals to begin with

you can browse them, and I just browse them for ****s and giggles. I used to post up ads because of how ugly they were, or their demands at how outrageous they were :lmfao: I mean you have some women on there that make Shrek look like a hottie

[Lucky DAWG]

you can browse them, and I just browse them for ****s and giggles. I used to post up ads because of how ugly they were, or their demands at how outrageous they were :lmfao: I mean you have some women on there that make Shrek look like a hottie



i can understand for ****s and giggles.


but it sounds like he is trying to find an actual girl on there lol

[X-Runner]

WoW.....like really?! :thinking:

Yes ma'am, turned out sorta like it did with you :ninja:


:lmao:

[BKgen®]

x2 :ttiwwp:

[stillaneon]

I mean did you expect something decent looking from Craigslist?

In for Pics though

[Turbo Terrance]

x2 :ttiwwp:

X3

[osnap]

Yes ma'am, turned out sorta like it did with you :ninja:


:lmao:...

[SlowsterCivy]

So I responded to a random craigslist post with no pic :no: We talked a minute and she sent a pic after asking what I prefered my girls to look like, it was late so I just didnt respond. Like I had went to bed or whatever. She is overweight, not attractive at all.

This is how the IM on gmail went this morning...

Nicole: hi

me: hey

Nicole: whats up

me: not much, just recently got home from "work"
haha

Nicole: whatsthat suppose3d to mean lol
me: idknot really work per say but i made some money

Nicole: wow

me: just had to deliever the car back to the guy

Nicole: where do you work

me: an auto repair shop
Nicole: coolme: i used to work at a dealership

Nicole: lol used too

me: just got to be to long of a drive every day

Nicole: got ya
Nicole: so what you doinfme: laying here in the bed lol
gotta go to the shop sometime today

Nicole: sometime lol
so did you get my email lastnight

me: yes, sometime. i have a
little freedom lolyeah, i got it this morning
Nicole: and

me: i hate to be this way but.... you were right

Nicole: thought so
no one likes me after i send a pic
me: idk its just personal prefrence, nothing personal. i like my girl to be active/go to the gym with me

Then she got offline. I just hope she didnt commit suicide cause of me or something :dunno:

X-runner you sound like a really nice guy. Since you were not rude to her.

[osnap]

^^ nows your chance.

[Sport1.3]

WALL OF TEXT!

not reading

cliffs for ppl with lives?

[Ran]

X-runner you sound like a really nice guy. Since you were not rude to her.You didn't really expect him to be like "D@mn! You's a big b*tch!" or something did you? :lmao:

[4dmin]

WTF i think pix or ban!

[Sport1.3]

wtc are you posting to chicks on craigslist for anyway :lmao:

[Ran]

wtc are you posting to chicks on craigslist for anyway :lmao:Repost

[SlowsterCivy]

You didn't really expect him to be like "D@mn! You's a big b*tch!" or something did you? :lmao:

Asswipe/****head would say something of that nature I'm sure it's possible.

[4dmin]

what was her ad on craigslist?

[Sport1.3]

Repost


http://i33.tinypic.com/2yzh3qv.jpg

[Ran]

http://i33.tinypic.com/2yzh3qv.jpgOMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[BlueHatch]

wtf dude, post that pic she sent
x2 pics of said fat b!tch or bs :eek:

[X-Runner]

...

She started it, I swear lol

[Sammich]

http://i33.tinypic.com/2yzh3qv.jpg

LOFL

[osnap]

She started it, I swear lollol i know :lmfao:

[dizzle]

lame.

[X-Runner]

Ok ok pic!

http://a415.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/m_951e888b8a9ee0d0fcdce68bdaa85aa6.jpg

[4dmin]

Ok ok pic!

http://a415.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/m_951e888b8a9ee0d0fcdce68bdaa85aa6.jpg

Senior? she is in HS? WTF how old are you? and GOD DAYUM i want to read this ad that caught your eye :thinking:

[xLSTONEx]

Ok ok pic!

http://a415.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/m_951e888b8a9ee0d0fcdce68bdaa85aa6.jpg
wow fat *****

[X-Runner]

^^ nows your chance.

Shes got a man.... :headslap: lol

[slostang]

goddamnit she bigger than all outdoors.

[4dmin]

:lmfao:sorry couldn't help it - lucky the pix was small

[twinj]

damn I see why she waited before she unleashed that pic.

[BobbyFresco]

Lirl....fat skankerz ftl.:lmfao:

[Kevykev]

Meanies!

[BTLFED]

I bet she could suck the chrome off a bumper though. She needs a chubby chaser. Thank god I'm not one. :upchuck:

[SlowsterCivy]

Yall are so horrible!

[eViLMunkey]

Yall are so horrible!

no were just stating the truth :taun: If I can go from 260 down to 185 that fat ass can hop her ass on a treadmill, change dietary habits (I would say she could start riding a bicycle but I dunno how great that would be). obesity can be avoided (and you can't blame "medical condition" on it either!)

[SlowsterCivy]

no were just stating the truth :taun: If I can go from 260 down to 185 that fat ass can hop her ass on a treadmill, change dietary habits (I would say she could start riding a bicycle but I dunno how great that would be). obesity can be avoided (and you can't blame "medical condition" on it either!)

Some medications can cause wait gain though! And knocking people that are bigger seems kinda mean and harsh *Runs and hides*

[HalfBaked]

Jesus Christ.

Whats her craigslist ad? I'm gonna flirt with her and try to get her to meet up with me but I'll secretly give her directions to Weight Watchers...


Maybe that ***** should be on Jenny Craigslist...

lololol I made myself laugh.

[eViLMunkey]

Some medications can cause wait gain though! And knocking people that are bigger seems kinda mean and harsh *Runs and hides*


that's if you allow it to cause the weight gain by bein a lazy a$$ :2up:

[X-Runner]

She's deleted the ad... lol

[LoveGirl]

Corey, Drew says she's a dime piece!!
Haha.

P.S. That edited picture was HILARIOUS!!!!!

[X-Runner]

He's probably into girls like that :lmao:

[LoveGirl]

He's probably into girls like that :lmao:

Ya know what?
That was a shot below my belt!

:(

[X-Runner]

Ya know what?
That was a shot below my belt!

:(

:lmfao: :lmfao:

I sorry

[eViLMunkey]

:lmao: I would think takin a shot below the belt is better than in the face :lmfao: :taun:

[LoveGirl]

:lmao: I would think takin a shot below the belt is better than in the face :lmfao: :taun:

Haha, well I'd rather have neither.
But Corey was only kidding.
He knows I'm a catch!

:D

[SlowsterCivy]

that's if you allow it to cause the weight gain by bein a lazy a$$ :2up:


II think BC makes some of the girls that take it get fatter.

[X-Runner]

:lmao: I would think takin a shot below the belt is better than in the face :lmfao: :taun:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/iceman7329/smilies2/bukkake.gif or :) http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/iceman7329/smilies2/love-smiley-086.gif

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/iceman7329/smilies2/lol.gif

[X-Runner]

Haha, well I'd rather have neither.
But Corey was only kidding.
He knows I'm a catch!

:D

Yes I was kidding ;) lol

[ep9716]

LOLOLOL

[eViLMunkey]

II think BC makes some of the girls that take it get fatter.
you're just reaching for excuses... if you have a normal exercise routine I would think you wouldn't gain weight. . and if that's the fact damn she's takin alot of that shiat :crazy:

[4dmin]

Jesus Christ.

Whats her craigslist ad? I'm gonna flirt with her and try to get her to meet up with me but I'll secretly give her directions to Weight Watchers...


Maybe that ***** should be on Jenny Craigslist...

lololol I made myself laugh.


lolllllllllll

[SlowsterCivy]

you're just reaching for excuses... if you have a normal exercise routine I would think you wouldn't gain weight. . and if that's the fact damn she's takin alot of that shiat :crazy:

Lol.


I dunno why yall are picking on her. Couldn't it have been WORSE? I don't see X-runner poking fun at her.

[eViLMunkey]

he's the one she was goin' after... hmmm.. maybe there's more to this we just don't know it :thinking:

[X-Runner]

Lol.


I dunno why yall are picking on her. Couldn't it have been WORSE? I don't see X-runner poking fun at her.

I normally keep to myself... about anything.

[SlowsterCivy]

he's the one she was goin' after... hmmm.. maybe there's more to this we just don't know it :thinking:

Well at least he wasn't a ******* to her!

[Me86Rob]

Jesus Christ. Maybe that ***** should be on Jenny Craigslist...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMFG dude.....that **** was funny as mess.

[HalfBaked]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMFG dude.....that **** was funny as mess.
Thank you.

I really do appreciate it that someone found my funny.

[Me86Rob]

LOLZ dude i met a chick from CL once. she seeeemed nice. and the pics she sent me...well they made her look cute. so the first time we hung out....she walked up to me and said hi. and i didnt know it was her. and when i did know, i was dissapointed. then after a while she asked me to buy her a pack of smokes for her cause she was underage. she TOLD me she was 20...but she was just 16. then she wanted to get in meh pants so i was like C YA. that CL is a dangerous place.

[X-Runner]

You gotta watch that **** man. Like I said Ive only meet off myspace, worked out great too. She was who she claimed, pics where real, etc.

[tdurr]

ROFL at edited pic...
sucks to be her.

[SlowsterCivy]

lol, yall just can't be nice!

[Oz10]

I'm sure shes alright. Sounds like shes had it happen a few times in the past.

[tdurr]

lol, yall just can't be nice!

the truth hurts :D

[willum14pb]

shoulda told her you were gonna chop her up and sell her in cans if she didn't get her **** together.


LMAO@ jenny craigslist.

[BTLFED]

You gotta watch that **** man. Like I said Ive only meet off myspace, worked out great too. She was who she claimed, pics where real, etc.

But even on myspace you have to be careful of the dreaded...MYSPACE ANGLES! :eek:

http://i17.tinypic.com/2mqkmeu.jpg

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/myspace.jpg

[SlowsterCivy]

the truth hurts :D

Lol. Doesn't mean you have to express it!! :)

[tdurr]

^^ yea it does. I dont like to lie...:ninja:

edit: post 369 lol im lame...

[X-Runner]

But even on myspace you have to be careful of the dreaded...MYSPACE ANGLES! :eek:


Oh no sir, Im smarter than that. I got full body (bikini) shots also :goodjob:

[SlowsterCivy]

^^ yea it does. I dont like to lie...:ninja:

edit: post 369 lol im lame...


Lol. Ok then. :tongue1:
I still vote it's mean.

[BTLFED]

Oh no sir, Im smarter than that. I got full body (bikini) shots also :goodjob:

LOL then you are good to go. Just stay off Craig's list! :lmfao: