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Hulud
08-13-2008, 08:05 PM
and they come from the bible... lol

http://www.cracked.com/article_16546_6-raunchiest-most-depraved-sex-acts-from-bible.html


read for a good laugh
slostang
08-13-2008, 08:16 PM
the bible is a bigger supported of breasts than the push-up bra :lmfao: +2

edit- nvm on the +2
DJ Maestro
08-13-2008, 08:41 PM
omfg that was funny as hell! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
eViLMunkey
08-13-2008, 09:00 PM
SKeet on the ground and he shall SMite thee.. Bwahaha!!
metalman
08-13-2008, 09:14 PM
Odd thing is I have done most of those.
Onan's sis in law was fugly, if you seen that beotch you'd have pulled out too!
She's lucky I even got it up!!!...and...Lots daughters were hot BTW. lol :D



Okay...I am not that old...N/M.
Hulud
08-14-2008, 12:42 AM
Odd thing is I have done most of those.
Onan's sis in law was fugly, if you seen that beotch you'd have pulled out too!
She's lucky I even got it up!!!...and...Lots daughters were hot BTW. lol :D



Okay...I am not that old...N/M.
haha you sure those wheels your gonna sell me arent chiseled out of stone?
slostang
08-14-2008, 12:51 AM
haha you sure those wheels your gonna sell me arent chiseled out of stone?


nah man, they are carved out of wood.
Hulud
08-14-2008, 12:51 AM
nah man, they are carved out of wood.
so i gotta worry about termites then? F*CK!
slostang
08-14-2008, 01:18 AM
so i gotta worry about termites then? F*CK!


that would make for an interesting call to the exterminator (and I dont mean Arnold)
Hulud
08-14-2008, 10:02 AM
true
osnap
08-14-2008, 10:17 AM
i love cracked... so much.

This did not deter the women of the day, who may have gone along with the whole thing based on a preconception about giants and giant genitalia. We're guessing that didn't last long, as thresholds for pain eventually give way and even if they don't, vaginas do.

And nine months later, surprise! You're giving birth to a veritable six-year-old! Hope you've been having so much giant-sex in the meantime that your vagina is approximately as passable as a Slip N Slide, because that's going to come in handy when Junior runs out of it, already holding a Nerf ball. :lmfao:
DJ Maestro
08-14-2008, 10:45 AM
i smoke crack... so much.
:lmfao:


Fixed for spelling. :D