Things that make you happy and sad at the same time

[DieselNuts]

Have you ever heard that joke:

A man asked his wife to tell him something that would make him happy and sad at the same time, so she told him, "your d!ck is bigger than your brother's".

Well, I was thinking about that and something I thought of was one time when I was gettin it with this girl, she told me "Your d!ck is big for a white boy"...

Anyone else heard something that has made them happy and sad at the same time?

[Dr.G35]

i cannot wait to see where this thread will go :no:

[Kelly]

No where apparently... :dunno:

[1000cckiller]

No where apparently... :dunno:x2

[Kelly]

Fail

[Reaper]

I can't think of anything =( but I definitely LOL'd @ the OP

[DieselNuts]

ugh....apparently I fail... :cry:

[Kelly]

Heath Ledger Jokes????

[v-empire]

bangin' a dead person.

[Nemesis]

"Your car is quick for a Civic"

im sure has been said a lot around here LOL

[Killer]

i know something that makes every guy happy, and sad at the same time...



GF (or person you last had relations with) Period!!!!

"YAY NO BABIES"............ "aw man, she's gonna ***** for a week and no sex :("

[LoveGirl]

i know something that makes every guy happy, and sad at the same time...



GF (or person you last had relations with) Period!!!!

"YAY NO BABIES"............ "aw man, she's gonna ***** for a week and no sex :("

Haha! Nice.

[1000cckiller]

i know something that makes every guy happy, and sad at the same time...



GF (or person you last had relations with) Period!!!!

"YAY NO BABIES"............ "aw man, she's gonna ***** for a week and no sex :("shut ya trap killer

[Killer]

shut ya trap killer


let me know when your skin turns white...


i'll think about listening to you then!!!!

[1000cckiller]

let me know when your skin turns white...


i'll think about listening to you then!!!!I don't want to smell like a dog, so that will never happen :taun: :tongue1:

[Kevykev]

Post number 5 Sealed the Funny in this thread!

[JayL]

i know something that makes every guy happy, and sad at the same time...



GF (or person you last had relations with) Period!!!!

"YAY NO BABIES"............ "aw man, she's gonna ***** for a week and no sex :("

ditto!

[Killer]

I don't want to smell like a dog, so that will never happen :taun: :tongue1:

lol, i hate you! lol :lmfao:

[Turbo Terrance]

This thread =

[Dr.G35]

i got one. for me at least, a turbo sound. it makes me happy cause i like it but at the same time it makes me sad because i dont have one :cry: im sad now.

[crazzzy_good]

i saw a turbo g35 this weekend. it was nice.

and he let me lean my booty on it! haha

[Killer]

my room mate has a twin turbo'd z... that's kinda close to a 35????? right???

[crazzzy_good]

somewhat.

g35 looks more like the new altima coupe.

they all have about the same exact engine.

[Killer]

yup

[.blank cd]

to the OP, your girlfriend told me last night it would be the last time she gave me a blowjob :D :(

[.blank cd]

double post

[Dr.G35]

my room mate has a twin turbo'd z... that's kinda close to a 35????? right???

mmmm same motor. different looks. so to answer your question, yes close. and to crazzzy_good the altima coupe looks like the g35. remember the g look was here first.

[DieselNuts]

somewhat.

g35 looks more like the new altima coupe.

they all have about the same exact engine.
the new altima looks like the G....get it straight...

[DieselNuts]

to the OP, your girlfriend told me last night it would be the last time she gave me a blowjob :D :(
lulz, thats a good one :goodjob: :(

[tdurr]

i'm gonna try and get this thread on the right track..

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[Leisa]

i'm gonna try and get this thread on the right track..

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I so love this ^^^^^^^ thats awesome :)

[hydroshutter]

Here's a happy and sad thought:

Your friend's girlfriend has a great set of tits.

[Dr.G35]

damn that little girl is HOTT

[tdurr]

^^ lol thats why you get sad, cuz she is little...

hydro, i kno wut u mean...*waits for roche to come in here*
haha

also, finding out that the stupid hot female thats a superfreak, got so ****faced she got dared to let her dog eat kibbles and bits outta her vag..... and still wanting to smash it just cuz haha

[.blank cd]

^^ lol thats why you get sad, cuz she is little...

hydro, i kno wut u mean...*waits for roche to come in here*
haha

also, finding out that the stupid hot female thats a superfreak, got so ****faced she got dared to let her dog eat kibbles and bits outta her vag..... and still wanting to smash it just cuz hahaI dont see the sad part?

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol.........putting my foot to the floor in my car,then realizing i just wasted half a tank of gas =[