Special Olympics

[Friggintitsman]

What sports do you think would be absolutely hilarious to see retards compete in?

Boxing?
Synchronized swimming?
Curling?

Also explain how you see your sport playing out.

100m drool dash
poo ended Javelin throw

[slostang]

100m hurdles.

[BKgen®]

making threads.

example: http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=188543

[Motivation]

lol @ tib...

[Turbo Terrance]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brett]

I actually came out with a whole idea Id love to franchise, I think it could make millions!!!

The RFL (Retarded Football League)

They would play with a Nerf football so no one would get hurt of course

Have teams like:

Dallas Downs
Saint Louis Slobbers

Teams like that.... Could pay per view it


Or even have Retarded NASCAR races, Some going the wrong way on the track, etc...LOL

[Friggintitsman]

making threads.

example: http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=188543

You would hold the gold metal in that event.

[slostang]

I actually came out with a whole idea Id love to franchise, I think it could make millions!!!

The RFL (Retarded Football League)

They would play with a Nerf football so no one would get hurt of course

Have teams like:

Dallas Downs
Saint Louis Slobbers

Teams like that.... Could pay per view it


Or even have Retarded NASCAR races, Some going the wrong way on the track, etc...LOL


:lmfao: +1

[Friggintitsman]

I actually came out with a whole idea Id love to franchise, I think it could make millions!!!

The RFL (Retarded Football League)

They would play with a Nerf football so no one would get hurt of course

Have teams like:

Dallas Downs
Saint Louis Slobbers

Teams like that.... Could pay per view it


Or even have Retarded NASCAR races, Some going the wrong way on the track, etc...LOL

LMAO

The motor city skidmarks
Pittsburgh padded helmets
Washington window lickers

[BKgen®]

this thread is a portal straight to hell.

*leaves* (lol'ing)

[Friggintitsman]

this thread is a portal straight to hell.

*leaves* (lol'ing)

See you there

[Brett]

this thread is a portal straight to hell.

*leaves* (lol'ing)

Ive been heading there for years anyways :D

[Friggintitsman]

Ive been heading there for years anyways :D

QFT I just want to ensure that I have a good seat.

[Maniacc]

Seeing as our body simply decomposes after we die. There is no sense in saying 'I'll see you in hell' or 'I'm going to hell and it's going to be the best rock concert ever.' Because in reality neither Hell nor Heaven exist.

[Lucky DAWG]

Hands down Bobsledding.




One doesn't even make it in from the start and bangs his head giving him a concusion.


a Second one is bound to simply jump off the front and get gutted by the front simply because he can not because he was thrown off.


And the rest will fly off of a turn into a cliff side, screaming "WEEEE"


One will survive but then get hit by a freak avalanche




I'm pretty sick.

[Lucky DAWG]

Seeing as our body simply decomposes after we die. There is no sense in saying 'I'll see you in hell' or 'I'm going to hell and it's going to be the best rock concert ever.' Because in reality neither Hell nor Heaven exist.




alright dude lets not get all serious in here, get out



-1

[Gutling]

lol at a nascar idea, first nascar I would actually watch, half the cars start going the opposite direction. Could call it Nastard

[slostang]

retarded sharpshooting.

NO TIMMY POINT THE GUN OVER... too late.

[BKgen®]

Seeing as our body simply decomposes after we die. There is no sense in saying 'I'll see you in hell' or 'I'm going to hell and it's going to be the best rock concert ever.' Because in reality neither Hell nor Heaven exist.

and... you would know this for a fact how?

[Friggintitsman]

Seeing as our body simply decomposes after we die. There is no sense in saying 'I'll see you in hell' or 'I'm going to hell and it's going to be the best rock concert ever.' Because in reality neither Hell nor Heaven exist.

I've seen hell. I banged GKtib®'s mom. Oh the horrors I've seen and the tortured voiced spouting from her vag.

[Friggintitsman]

and... you would know this for a fact how?

Link? Source of existence?

[BKgen®]

I've seen hell. I banged GKtib®'s mom. Oh the horrors I've seen and the tortured voiced spouting from her vag.

And I've seen Heaven. I banged soulassassin's mom. Oh the beauty of those luscious milfy tits, and surprisingly springy vag. Thank God she only had one child.


So there you have it. Heaven and hell both exist.

[Maniacc]

and... you would know this for a fact how?
Your mere existence is proof that God doesn't exist. Unless God is as mentally retarded as his creation(IE: GKtib®).

[Lucky DAWG]

Your mere existence is proof that God doesn't exist. Unless God is as mentally retarded as his creation(IE: GKtib®).



Please don't get this guy started and turn this into a God debate.




just go away, please, i'm begging



This thread is too good to be ruined.

[BKgen®]

Your mere existence is proof that God doesn't exist. Unless God is as mentally retarded as his creation(IE: GKtib®).

lolol unprovoked hostility FTL. pull the tampon outta that ass, buddy! apparently you're an authority on the matter -- i thought i'd find out exactly where you get your "facts".

[Maniacc]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2dme5f.jpg

If you continue responding to my posts all you'll be doing is proving how dumb you are and how little you know about religion and it's lack of purpose.

[Lucky DAWG]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2dme5f.jpg

If you continue responding to my posts all you'll be doing is proving how dumb you are and how little you know about religion and it's lack of purpose.





by the grace of GOD please everyone neg rep him



he is annoying as **** and ruining the retard thread

[Maniacc]

by the grace of GOD please everyone neg rep him


he is annoying as **** and ruining the retard thread
This coming from a guy who couldn't keep an inflatable doll happy enough to stick around.

[Friggintitsman]

How did religion get in my thread?

[Maniacc]

How did religion get in my thread?
A better question is, what is Lucky DAWG doing here? Shouldn't she be in the kitchen?

As a side note, religion in itself is retarded so it belongs in a place that was full of retarded-ness.

[osnap]

im all about some stimulating religion-based conversation, but take that sh!t outta the whoreslounge. its annoying out of context.

[Lucky DAWG]

A better question is, what is Lucky DAWG doing here? Shouldn't she be in the kitchen?

As a side note, religion in itself is retarded so it belongs in a place that was full of retarded-ness.




Is this guy tripping Acid right now or are these just horrible personal attacks




You are a debbie downer go away



commence the retard jokes again

[Friggintitsman]

What's better than getting the gold at the special olympics?




Not being retarded.

[Friggintitsman]

What's better than getting the gold at the special olympics?




Not being retarded.

Old

[BKgen®]

repost.

[ThickFingers]

fags

[Friggintitsman]

fags

WB

[ThickFingers]

these fingers are ****ing greasy

[ThickFingers]

man my sunfire is hott i drove by the dairy queen today and all the hs girls wanted a ride

[ThickFingers]

http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/32728d1084221975/sunfire2004b.jpg

[Friggintitsman]

man my sunfire is hott i drove by the dairy queen today and all the hs girls wanted a ride

Dude you still got that 56 corvair?

[ThickFingers]

got those spinners at wal mart

[BKgen®]

This coming from a guy who couldn't keep an inflatable doll happy enough to stick around.

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//yh.gif

[Maniacc]

man my sunfire is hott i drove by the dairy queen today and all the hs girls wanted a ride
Haha, I took my little sister to school today and all the high school chicks kept looking at me 'cause I looked super cool smoking a cig and gangsta leaning on the wall. I then walked up to one and slapped her because she didn't notice me on the wall.

[Friggintitsman]

Thickfingers is the most retarded poster I've seen this side of GKtib®

[ThickFingers]

Dude you still got that 56 corvair?
naw i was drug sick for the last 9 months im gettin clean i sold all my **** and live at home with dad again i had 6 grand left from selling my house sou i got a sunfire and a new paint job im broke now and addicted to meth

[Lucky DAWG]

Haha, I took my little sister to school today and all the high school chicks kept looking at me 'cause I looked super cool smoking a cig and gangsta leaning on the wall. I then walked up to one and slapped her because she didn't notice me on the wall.



Did you then grease up your hair and whip out your comb to slick it back and proceed over to the juke box and casually bang it to play a rad song?



You're the ****ing man Fonze'

[NickHoganFan]

http://a582.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_303f1c08aad956e8151702034acd67ad

[Maniacc]

I don't know what it is about those fingers. But I've never been so hungry in my life! They look delicious. How much would shipping be for one of those?

[ThickFingers]

i might get a job at the taco bell besdie the hs just for the connections i could make on lunch hour ineed a new girl

[NickHoganFan]

Hai fellas

[Friggintitsman]

I got a blow job from a retarded chick once.

I dressed up like Ronald McDonald and tattoo'ed my d1ck to look like Mayor McCheese. I told her if she could get the mayor to give the town a donation of yogurt Grimace would reward her with a purple drank.

[Maniacc]

Did you then grease up your hair and whip out your comb to slick it back and proceed over to the juke box and casually bang it to play a rad song?

You're the ****ing man Fonze'
http://i37.tinypic.com/2lngw47.jpg

Heeeyy!

[BKgen®]

Thickfingers is the most retarded poster I've seen this side of GKtib®

no, this is a retarded poster.

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Rock/rr-newkids.JPG


(which i'm guessing is located somewhere in your bedroom, you fruity bastard)

[Lucky DAWG]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lngw47.jpg

Heeeyy!




i chuckled


so i will hault the siege :ninja:

[ThickFingers]

I don't know what it is about those fingers. But I've never been so hungry in my life! They look delicious. How much would be shipping for one of those?
i deliver on time , ill personally drive these fingers deep and hard to all the right places

[Friggintitsman]

no, this is a retarded poster.

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Rock/rr-newkids.JPG


(which i'm guessing is located somewhere in your bedroom, you fruity bastard)

Donnie Wahlberg is a great actor.

[NickHoganFan]

I banged a deaf girl once, does that count

[BKgen®]

Donnie Wahlberg is a great actor.

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//1188279628815.jpg

[ThickFingers]

havent been able to **** a woman right since i got out of prison i want a young one

[Maniacc]

i deliver on time , ill personally drive these fingers deep and hard to all the right places
Xtreme! I'd like to order two, with mayonnaise all over them and a side of boiled eggs. How much will that be?

[Friggintitsman]

I got a blow job from a retarded chick once.

I dressed up like Ronald McDonald and tattoo'ed my d1ck to look like Mayor McCheese. I told her if she could get the mayor to give the town a donation of yogurt Grimace would reward her with a purple drank.

Grimace was my a$$hole

[Friggintitsman]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//1188279628815.jpg

You really need to work on your flaming game your as good at this as you are at talking to women.

[ThickFingers]

Xtreme! I'd like to order two, with mayonnaise all over them and a side of boiled eggs. How much will that be?
for you anything! free of charge old friend

[NickHoganFan]

How old ya talking?

[BKgen®]

You really need to work on your flaming game your as good at this as you are at talking to women.


not flaming, poonjuice -- just stating the obvious.

[JITB]

WRESTLING BECAUSE OF THEIR STRENGTH

[osnap]

speaking of olympics... beach volleyball in HD ftmfw. lol.

[Maniacc]

You really need to work on your flaming game your as good at this as you are at talking to women.
He should change his username to 'lamecake.' Or Peter Puffer.

[Friggintitsman]

not flaming, poonjuice -- just stating the obvious.

Fail

[Friggintitsman]

whoot 10 posts to 1000

[BKgen®]

WRESTLING BECAUSE OF THEIR STRENGTH

and where do they get their strength?

TARD HARD! (http://www.tardhard.com/)

[Friggintitsman]

He should change his username to 'lamecake.' Or Peter Puffer.

He is actually training to become a Catholic priest..... that's the only way he would ever get laid.

[ThickFingers]

How old ya talking?
16-18ish young enough not to be able to spot a junkiei want to be a good person but i need time to get off the junk

[Maniacc]

He is actually training to become a Catholic priest..... that's the only way he would ever get laid.
Guess he's tired of putting his own hand asleep. Must get annoying after awhile.

[ThickFingers]

something tight and clean maybe a jap or some ****

[Friggintitsman]

Guess he's tired of putting his own hand asleep. Must get annoying after awhile.

lil boys are easier.

[Stormhammer]

this thread was great till the middle of page 2 when religion and everything else was brought into it :(

I wanna see tards boxing! I keep thinking of Rocky. Imagine down syndrome kids boxing, drooling, and going like all ape sh!t out of nowhere wailing the shiznit out of the other. Even better when one of them dresses himself as a superhero and tries to use super powers.

[slostang]

NASTARD

[Stormhammer]

lol - give them half helmets and let them wear whatever they want...

could you imagine seeing a driver dressed like a mexican wrestler with a cap flapping in the wind @ 200mph while he's going DURRRHUHUHUHUHUH WEEE!!!!!

[ThickFingers]

id honestly like to see new school retards playing oldschool RollerDerby that would rule
http://www.aflinsider.net/images/afl-v-roller-derby.jpg

[Friggintitsman]

this thread was great till the middle of page 2 when religion and everything else was brought into it :(

I wanna see tards boxing! I keep thinking of Rocky. Imagine down syndrome kids boxing, drooling, and going like all ape sh!t out of nowhere wailing the shiznit out of the other. Even better when one of them dresses himself as a superhero and tries to use super powers.

If you ever get the chance look up midget muay thai video. It's epic.

[slostang]

I really need to shave my nuts

[BobbyFresco]

This thread delivered.

[Friggintitsman]

I really need to shave my nuts



+jaun

[BKgen®]

shut the f*ck up Jimi. i will walk down the hallway and b/tch slap your ugly mug.

[Friggintitsman]

At least GKtib® finally won something.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/jpcorey/2nbrh1d.gif

[alpine_aw11]

fencing, water polo, ping pong