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Bear vs. Gorilla who would win?
BKgen®
08-11-2008, 02:07 PM
BEAR WOULD F*CK A GORILLA UP, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
cornercarver78
08-11-2008, 02:12 PM
what type of bear? and can the gorrila use technology (they do have thumbs)?
i was involved in a 1 hour debate on the subject...yesterday.... great way to spend a sunday afternoon...lol
Im with the gorilla...there really really strong... but i can see the bear coming out on top as well.
what type of bear? and can the gorrila use technology (they do have thumbs)?
one with fur...and no technology..
BKgen®
08-11-2008, 02:14 PM
gorilla has some pretty ferocious teeth.
but bears have ferocious teeth and uber-fvck-you-up claws.
DJ Maestro
08-11-2008, 02:17 PM
If it is a Kodiak bear then the bear all motherfvckin' day long. :yes:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/d/d6/350px-Kodiak_bear_in_germany.jpg
Evolunchbox
08-11-2008, 02:18 PM
I think a gorilla is a much smarter species and would find a way to kill the bear without too much injury. However, I have seen bears take a full clip from a .308 and still come at us... It also depends on what bear you are talking about, a grizzly, Kodiak, brown, black, Chicago, Care, etc...?
+1 Kodiak over the Gorilla
= Grizzly vs Gorilla
Others would get owned
DJ Maestro
08-11-2008, 02:19 PM
Duplicate post.....FTL. :(
Mine, not yours.
BobbyFresco
08-11-2008, 02:20 PM
That'd be an epic brawl.....idea for a ppv special, anyone?
DJ Maestro
08-11-2008, 02:21 PM
That'd be an epic brawl.....idea for a ppv special, anyone?
PETA would sh!t a bear sized brick! :eek: :lmfao:
Killer
08-11-2008, 02:22 PM
polar/kodiak over a gorilla... i would think...
the rest... would die...
BobbyFresco
08-11-2008, 02:23 PM
PETA would sh!t a bear sized brick! :eek: :lmfao:
:tongue1:
if i was rich id set it up, like it was an accident.... and tape it for future generations.. so this discussion can be settled once and for all....
DevilK9
08-11-2008, 02:26 PM
I think a gorilla is a much smarter species and would find a way to kill the bear without too much injury.
There are holes in this argument (yes, I know you followed it up with the gun story)
http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn9010/dn9010-2_500.jpg
Killer
08-11-2008, 02:29 PM
i just threw up...
Kodiak
1300lbs
5ft walking, 11ft. standing!!
Gorilla
500lbs
6ft
Sammich
08-11-2008, 02:31 PM
i just lol'd...
DevilK9
08-11-2008, 02:31 PM
i just threw up...
mission accomplished
Brett
08-11-2008, 02:32 PM
Bear. Much more of an aggressive animal and used to killing its prey, Gorillas arent as aggressive
Killer
08-11-2008, 02:36 PM
Bear. Much more of an aggressive animal and used to killing its prey, Gorillas arent as aggressive
LOL!!! are you kidding??? gorillas are pretty mother efing aggressive!!!
especially when threatened!!! mother effers go efing ape sh1t!!!
^^literally!
mmmmpsi
08-11-2008, 02:36 PM
Gorillas in the mist.. Bear would **** that **** up.
mmmmpsi
08-11-2008, 02:37 PM
:eek:
Random Posting in whoreslounge = FTW
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/Oliver_Klozov/Preggos.jpg
Evolunchbox
08-11-2008, 02:42 PM
mission accomplished
LOL
BobbyFresco
08-11-2008, 02:43 PM
:eek:
Random Posting in whoreslounge = FTW
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/Oliver_Klozov/Preggos.jpg
:lmfao:
1. Is this real?
2. If so, direct me to this link so that I may point and laugh as well...
Sammich
08-11-2008, 02:43 PM
:eek:
Random Posting in whoreslounge = FTW
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/Oliver_Klozov/Preggos.jpg
reps:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
BKgen®
08-11-2008, 03:01 PM
bwahahahah @ thread turn of events
FlipKing
08-11-2008, 05:00 PM
Full sized male gorilla would **** up a bear. Gorillas have mad tyte strength and have hands and fists. The bear can bite/scratch, but the Gorilla can grip, make a fist, bite(have big fangs)
Arm&hammer
08-11-2008, 05:03 PM
i vote for bear
Turbo Terrance
08-11-2008, 06:24 PM
DOESNT BROWN BEAR=KODIAK JUST DIFF. NAMES???
Friggintitsman
08-11-2008, 07:37 PM
Rickson by armbar
Friggintitsman
08-11-2008, 07:38 PM
I voted gorilla via being distant relatives to Nigg3rs.
osnap
08-11-2008, 07:43 PM
this poll is fixed, gorilla would dominate
americanctm
08-11-2008, 08:12 PM
Damn it i can't decide. Some gorilla species are aggressive as fvck. I'd like to see an even match though, make a silverback vs. grizzly OR
A Polar and Kodiak bear vs. Mighty Joe Young or something
http://www.kualoa.com/movie/movie_mighty_joe2.jpg
NickHoganFan
08-11-2008, 08:13 PM
I'll take the Shark
BKgen®
08-11-2008, 08:18 PM
http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47/importatlanta/FlyingSharks.jpg
BABY J
08-11-2008, 08:33 PM
http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/12367/Female_Gorillas_Fight_A_Silverback
HA HA HA HA HA. Silverback is a B*TCH!!
BABY J
08-11-2008, 08:39 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/08/09/eagor109.xml
Look how big that b*tch is. A bear would get f*cked up.
Ronsam2006
08-13-2008, 05:22 AM
Gorilla hands down....on any equally sized or slightly bigger bear.
willum14pb
08-13-2008, 05:51 AM
i would love to see this.. i think the gorilla, as it is quicker. Get around the bear and throw some jabs to the mid section followed up with a rear naked on the bear. But who knows!
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