quickdodgeŽ
08-28-2005, 06:28 PM
1. What do you put in a toaster?
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
3. If a red house is made from red bricks
and a blue house is made from blue bricks
and a pink house is made from pink bricks
and a black house is made from black bricks,
what is a greenhouse made from?
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
into West Germany and East Germany.. Anyway, during the flight,
TWO of the engines fail.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails
before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle
of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors ?
East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute
then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people setoff and four get on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea,
three people get off and five people get on.
In Carmathen,6 people get off and three get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Later, QD.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
3. If a red house is made from red bricks
and a blue house is made from blue bricks
and a pink house is made from pink bricks
and a black house is made from black bricks,
what is a greenhouse made from?
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
into West Germany and East Germany.. Anyway, during the flight,
TWO of the engines fail.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails
before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle
of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors ?
East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute
then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people setoff and four get on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea,
three people get off and five people get on.
In Carmathen,6 people get off and three get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Later, QD.