View Full Version : Gawd!!! Another newbie?
Cruxless
08-09-2008, 10:55 AM
Now that you’re done rolling your eyes and thinking to yourself, here’s another fu-king newbie, allow me to introduce myself. I’m the owner of the black Toyota Matrix that cut you off while battling traffic on I-285, 75, 85,… you get my drift *screeching tires* lmao.
You remember me, the one with the white wheels, low key exhaust note, and the “You just got beat by a wagon” bumper sticker. Yeah I’m that a-hole. Anyhow, I just wanted to say hello and give you the single finger salute as I down shift and pass on by. :chuckles:
Much love to all you out there in IA cyber-land, thank you for the warm welcome, and “sorry” if you happen to be one of my victims.
PS. Are there any other Matrix owners out there?
Motivation
08-09-2008, 11:02 AM
nope, no body else in the world owns a matrix... You are alone...
I think your just about the only one... welcome
X-Runner
08-09-2008, 11:43 AM
nope, no body else in the world owns a matrix... You are alone...
:yes:
WhiteAccord
08-09-2008, 11:47 AM
Yeah... well at least hes not another Honda owner who thinks he fast ass hell cause of his exhaust... Its now a Toyota owner....The disease spreads...
Motivation
08-09-2008, 11:49 AM
lol...
Motivation
08-09-2008, 11:50 AM
well, I guess clean mini-van either way...
X-Runner
08-09-2008, 11:54 AM
Yeah... well at least hes not another Honda owner who thinks he fast ass hell cause of his exhaust... Its now a Toyota owner....The disease spreads...
I know, whys he gotta give Toyota owners a bad name? :(
j0nbunklah0m
08-09-2008, 12:09 PM
this guy sounds like he should be on fast n furious **I just wanted to say hello and give you the single finger salute as I down shift and pass on by. **
Maniacc
08-09-2008, 12:53 PM
Much love to all you out there in IA cyber-land, thank you for the warm welcome, and “sorry” if you happen to be one of my victims.
Welcome to this cyber circle-jerk we call IA, Cruxless. We hope you continue to bless us with your douchebaggery. Enjoy your stay.
Cruxless
08-09-2008, 12:59 PM
Thank you, I had a feeling I would fit right in to your wanking party.
kouki
08-09-2008, 01:39 PM
welcum 2 IA
slow_hatch
08-09-2008, 01:43 PM
My wife has a Matrix. However the only people a Matrix can downshift and pass are grandmas and moving trucks :rolleyes:
Cruxless
08-09-2008, 01:44 PM
True that, she's a hefer. Mooo!
Motivation
08-09-2008, 06:33 PM
I dunno... I've seen some grandma's that haul butt down the road... and it's a close call with the moving trucks... lol
SouthrnStyle
08-09-2008, 07:21 PM
idk about the moving trucks but watch out for the ups trucks
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