EPIC SKYLINE LOL

[mocha latte cupcake]

so we got our "GTR exclusive better use this or we'll put a boot in your twin turbo arse" fluids today.... and so i've done the math... guess how much a full oil change is? :lmfao:
























































$560 for an oil change :lmfao: damn thats a b!tch!

$80 bucks a quart :epic oh no3s:

[blackboi50]

:wgaf:..........u dont own one!!!......1

[Revmaynard]

DAMN that's expensive!

[DieselNuts]

are you serious??? Whats so special about the oil that it cost more than a craigslist blowjob per qt?

[Ran]

Car = Ferrari Performance at Nissan Price.
Oil = Nissan Oil at Ferrari Oil Price.

:lmao:

[Sammich]

that sux lol

[mocha latte cupcake]

well as far as the differential oil is concerned i don't know THAT much Kanji and Hiragana but the only words i can read say this

"...fast as fu*k.."
" GTR mother F*cker...."
"castrol..."

:lmfao: lol but the only words i really can read in english say, "pure racing forumla. castrol." thats all lol

[Sammich]

wow...i say run mobil 1 in that sumbish..or royal purple

[Alan®]

ehh could be worse but thats still pretty crazy

[mocha latte cupcake]

and if you pop it nissan says you will have to buy your own.....














$28,000 long block :cry:

[DieselNuts]

wow...i say run mobil 1 in that sumbish..or royal purple
and void your warranty...

[DieselNuts]

and if you pop it nissan says you will have to buy your own.....

$28,000 long block :cry:

Even if its 100% stock and its under waranty?

[Crazy Asian]

Each long block is handmade and you cant go pick up a block from the junkyard. Each engine is specifically designed for each car, so if you destroy your engine say goodbye and hello $28000 for a new engine.

I understand the need for some good oil for the GT-R BUT WTFUDGE!!! What does it have magical loli magic in the oil or something. Does the lube make the GT-R sing happier.

[mocha latte cupcake]

well using another oil other than specified GTR approved NISSAN DISTRIBUTED oil only will void your warranty i've been told...

so OEM in this case is your only choice i see. :no:

actually each GTR is waxed by japanese loli's and given the "happy ending" before leaving the JDM plant. its troof

[Sammich]

swap a b18c in it..

[mocha latte cupcake]

swap a b18c in it..

man! that lil 4 cylinder wouldn't even move that beast lol it'd hit vtec and strain to get to 10 mph lol

[Sammich]

itll be like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP *throws piston, like get a life n*gga*

[Crazy Asian]

Also each engine does not produce the estimated 480. It's different for each car. For some reason all the engine pumps out like 500 or above since theyre all handmade. So I can see why they're very careful.

[DieselNuts]

Even if its 100% stock and its under waranty?
:???:

[4dmin]

they would have to prove that the oil messed up the car before they can refuse the warranty - there is a federal law for aftermarket parts.

[Crazy Asian]

But anyways...maybe the oil has some japenese virgin girl's juice and hymen blood it?

[DieselNuts]

Also each engine does not produce the estimated 480. It's different for each car. For some reason all the engine pumps out like 500 or above since theyre all handmade. So I can see why they're very careful.
similar to my case, minus the JdM tYtEnEsS

[mocha latte cupcake]

i know all about it but i'm sure nissan would be a little more inclinded to do some research for a 20k plus engine instead of just saying oh well...

[Revmaynard]

Why isn't the GTR on Nissan's site?

[DieselNuts]

they would have to prove that the oil messed up the car before they can refuse the warranty - there is a federal law for aftermarket parts.
troof. Infiniti tried to pull that bullshiit on me with my transmission. All I had to do was read a 2 line paragraph I found in the warranty verbage on the intorwebz and I got a new transmission fo free :D

[Crazy Asian]

Cuz it's not a typical car that you can just build and see what it looks like or something. That's what I heard. Sort of like Ferrari and if you want an Enzo or any high end you'd have to go to the dealer and talk to them

[mocha latte cupcake]

as far as teh intarwebs idk my bff jill :thinking: ..... idk why though. seems like it would be all over it.

diesel: :woot:

[Revmaynard]

Nevermind, found it. www.gtrnissan.com

[4dmin]

troof. Infiniti tried to pull that bullshiit on me with my transmission. All I had to do was read a 2 line paragraph I found in the warranty verbage on the intorwebz and I got a new transmission fo free :D

ford tried to pull the same sh!t with me over a CAT + o2 sensor that blew up under 20k miles... they said it was b/c i had intake and exhaust :lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

WAIT WAIT WAIT IT GETS BETTER!!!!!!!



$1800 BUCKS for the following: 18k mile service

1) oil change
2) diff service
3) trans service

also, Brake service (which you have to replace ALL brakes, no pads or just rotors the whole nine yards....) $5000 :cry: stopping that thing cost money... i'm going to just coast if i had one..

[Crazy Asian]

WTFUDGE SERIOUSLY MY COMMENT I MADE ABOUT THE OIL,

DOES IT HAVE SOME SPECIAL JDM JUICE LIKE THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN, AND THE JUICE OF A VIRGIN'S VAGINA!!!!???? HOW THE FAWK!!!???

[DieselNuts]

thats re-goddamn-diculous

[Crazy Asian]

Oh no duh. I bet you it's Motul oil that's formulated the oil for Nissan. That's why it's so expensive. Same goes for the gear. Or it could be Enos but either way that's insane.

[redrumracer]

its called draining the sh!t out and saving the oil for when your motor pops and then replace the oil with the oe oil.

[DieselNuts]

its called draining the sh!t out and saving the oil for when your motor pops and then replace the oil with the oe oil.
you, my friend, are a fuking genious :goodjob:

[4dmin]

80+k for a Nissan no way... who in there right mind would pay that?

http://www.carsdirect.com/build/options?zipcode=30045&acode=USB90NIC131A0&restore=false

you can get an Exige S or a Noble and do under 4 sec 0-60 for less $$$

[eViLMunkey]

well as far as the differential oil is concerned i don't know THAT much Kanji and Hiragana but the only words i can read say this

"...fast as fu*k.."
" GTR mother F*cker...."
"castrol..."

:lmfao: lol but the only words i really can read in english say, "pure racing forumla. castrol." thats all lol


**cough** Royal Purple Racing 51 **Cough** $12/qt

[Crazy Asian]

its called draining the sh!t out and saving the oil for when your motor pops and then replace the oil with the oe oil.

Sorry my head is in the gutters so what do you mean by this?

[RandomGuy]

some more lol-worthy facts


brake pads changes $3,500

4 tires for $4,000mthey are 20" run-flat tires.


f*ck i'd be scared to burnout LOL

[Alan®]

80+k for a Nissan no way... who in there right mind would pay that?

http://www.carsdirect.com/build/options?zipcode=30045&acode=USB90NIC131A0&restore=false

you can get an Exige S or a Noble and do under 4 sec 0-60 for less $$$
I'm not even going to start to debate this because it has been discussed so many times and it never gets anywhere.

[OneSlow5pt0]

80+k for a Nissan no way... who in there right mind would pay that?

http://www.carsdirect.com/build/options?zipcode=30045&acode=USB90NIC131A0&restore=false

you can get an Exige S or a Noble and do under 4 sec 0-60 for less $$$

yea this debate neevr does get anywhere...........even though their really isnt anything betetr than a M400

[osnap]

holy fukk. :screwy:

[The Ninja]

well as far as the differential oil is concerned i don't know THAT much Kanji and Hiragana but the only words i can read say this

"...fast as fu*k.."
" GTR mother F*cker...."
"castrol..."

:lmfao: lol but the only words i really can read in english say, "pure racing forumla. castrol." thats all lol

So you know Katakana? The Hiragana should be easy if you know Katakana =/

[MongolPup]

Wow. I put Mobil 1 in teh two-four-oh today as a matter of fact.

[Initial EG]

Paul is right, but most guys are willing to pay $560 for an oil change on their $80000-100000 car.

[DJ Maestro]

Paul is right, but most guys are willing to pay $560 for an oil change on their $80000-100000 car.


Those guys are chumps too. :goodjob:

[OTG Signs]

Time for a V8 swap.

[Type-R]

Stupid expensive oil


Just one more reason why the R32-34 models are more worth while.

[ironchef]

You gotta pay to play.

[Alan®]

Those guys are chumps too. :goodjob:
I'd rather be a chump driving a GTR than a chump driving a 2-500k ZR-1

[OTG Signs]

I'd rather be a chump driving a GTR than a chump driving a 2-500k ZR-1

I would rather make my own car for a lot less that looks and performs better.

[SOHC MONSTER]

they would have to prove that the oil messed up the car before they can refuse the warranty - there is a federal law for aftermarket parts.

Here you go.

http://www.sema.org/Main/SemaOrgHome.aspx?ID=50100

[SouthrnStyle]

im good with my $20 oil change

[Kaiser]

We should be glad it has a warranty at all.

Regardless, why do people insist on talking about 0-60 times? Americans are so hung-up on straight-line speed. :-\

[LightningSpeed]

/\----werd. BALANCE FTW!

anyways, this may sound like a nub question to some, but say you blow the motor on wal-mart oil, who and how to find out whether or not it is IN FACT NOT nissan oil?

[JITB]

i dont know why anyone is suprised... may we list the prices for other high performance cars? Cmon you all know better.

It costs my mom 350$ to drain and fill her ATF at the dealer in here PT cruiser, because it uses special fluid thats like 35$ a gallon.... its crazy. What would u expect from a 80,000 car.

[Mike Lowrey]

Damn, and I thought Lotus was smoking crack for charging $360 for their oil changes.

[Mike Lowrey]

and if you pop it nissan says you will have to buy your own.....

$28,000 long block :cry:


$28,000 = 1 New long block = 50 oil changes :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Doppelgänger]

One day the people who have bought them will realize that it's still just a goddamn Nissan lol

[eViLMunkey]

Paul is right, but most guys are willing to pay $560 for an oil change on their $80000-100000 car.


well if you can afford an $80 - $100K car $560 is something you wipe your a$$ with

[4dmin]

well if you can afford an $80 - $100K car $560 is something you wipe your a$$ with

lol no wai even if you can afford an 80k car - thats just dumb.

mercedes charges 150-200$ for an oil change and i pay 70$ at mahdavi for the samething :goodjob:

[eViLMunkey]

lol no wai even if you can afford an 80k car - thats just dumb.

mercedes charges 150-200$ for an oil change and i pay 70$ at mahdavi for the samething :goodjob:


I pay for my oil and filter and do it my damn self.... haha but w/ the price of Royal Purp. . it ends up costing me close to $50

[Kaiser]

lol no wai even if you can afford an 80k car - thats just dumb.

mercedes charges 150-200$ for an oil change and i pay 70$ at mahdavi for the samething :goodjob:

Mercedes does charge 150-200$ for an oil change, and does so because they are not limited production hand-built engines. Charging $560 for an oil change isn't that off-the wall compared to what you're spending the money on. And I really wish the people who are on so hard about the "It's still just a nissan" would realize that a Porsche is "still just a hotrodded Volkswagen." Porsche didn't even start making watercooled engines until ~relatively~ recently. Would you "It's still just a..." people be happier if they had brought it as an Infiniti? I mean a Lexus IS-F is STILL just a Toyota, right? Same with a Supra? And a Mustang is STILL just a ford, same people who brought you Crown Vic's, Focus and the fantastic Ford Taurus. Same with Corvettes.

Comparing it to something like a Ferrari is off, because the price differential to perfomance capability is just...well. It's funny. Period.