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The Yousef
08-05-2008, 09:08 PM
WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERBITCH THAT HAS A CAMERA AND SHOOTS A PICTURE OF A CAR AND/OR A PIECE OF DUST HAVE A WATERMARK? IE:

''SIR DOUCHEBAG MCFAGGITYBITCH PHOTOGRAPHY''

SERIOUSLY.

JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A USED CANON REBEL OR A SECOND HAND DIGITAL NIKON DOSEN'T MEAN YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY A SUPER, DUPER, QUAD CAM VTEC PHOTOGRAPHY MACHINE!!!

EVERYTIME YOU SHOOT A CAR DOSEN'T MEAN IT'S A BLOODY PHOTO'SHOOT'...IT'S NOT A FUKING SHOOT! IT'S YOU IN A PARKING DECK/GOODWILL PARKING LOT, WITHOUT A TRIPOD TRYING TO SHOOT SOME REALLY CRAPPY PICS THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT, AND SHOOTING DIRECTLY INTO SUNLIGHT!!!

I AM BY NO MEANS A PHOTOGRAPHER...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR FUK'S SAKE...BUT IT JUST GRINDS MY GEARS! (reps to anyone that gets the grinding of the gears qoute).


xoxoxoxoxo,

The Yousef :fire:

Scotsman
08-05-2008, 09:10 PM
you know what grinds my gears



http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn386/Lazaro068/Lindsey.jpg

Brett
08-05-2008, 09:11 PM
Or people like in the Car Pic forum that post "My Cars Photoshoot" or use photoshoot in thier title and it was just them taking pics at the car wash after they washed it...LOL

ubers2k
08-05-2008, 09:12 PM
WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERBITCH THAT HAS A CAMERA AND SHOOTS A PICTURE OF A CAR AND/OR A PIECE OF DUST HAVE A WATERMARK? IE:

''SIR DOUCHEBAG MCFAGGITYBITCH PHOTOGRAPHY''

SERIOUSLY.

JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A USED CANON REBEL OR A SECOND HAND DIGITAL NIKON DOSEN'T MEAN YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY A SUPER, DUPER, QUAD CAM VTEC PHOTOGRAPHY MACHINE!!!

EVERYTIME YOU SHOOT A CAR DOSEN'T MEAN IT'S A BLOODY PHOTO'SHOOT'...IT'S NOT A FUKING SHOOT! IT'S YOU IN A PARKING DECK/GOODWILL PARKING LOT, WITHOUT A TRIPOD TRYING TO SHOOT SOME REALLY CRAPPY PICS THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT, AND SHOOTING DIRECTLY INTO SUNLIGHT!!!

I AM BY NO MEANS A PHOTOGRAPHER...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR FUK'S SAKE...BUT IT JUST GRINDS MY GEARS! (reps to anyone that gets the grinding of the gears qoute).


xoxoxoxoxo,

The Yousef :fire:

The only thing I can think of for that quote is Family Guy...

Oh, and um.... angry much?

Echonova
08-05-2008, 09:14 PM
The only thing I can think of for that quote is Family Guy...

Oh, and um.... angry much?
You are correct on both counts. Which is why he counts the days until his martyrdom.









He hates us all.



They all do.

The Yousef
08-05-2008, 09:15 PM
you know what grinds my gears



http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn386/Lazaro068/Lindsey.jpg
i'd still bang her.


.... angry much?

no...not at all

i'm the nicest person evar! :bigok:




























... :jerkit:

The Yousef
08-05-2008, 09:16 PM
Or people like in the Car Pic forum that post "My Cars Photoshoot" or use photoshoot in thier title and it was just them taking pics at the car wash after they washed it...LOL

fuk u. :2up:

your wheels look like stock AP2 wheels...

~points and laughs hysterically~

:lmfao:

Scotsman
08-05-2008, 09:18 PM
wheres my reps teh YOUSEF?

The Yousef
08-05-2008, 09:19 PM
wheres my reps teh YOUSEF?

here you go.

Brett
08-05-2008, 09:19 PM
fuk u. :2up:

your wheels look like stock AP2 wheels...

~points and laughs hysterically~

:lmfao:

But you still wuv me, you can deny it all you want :D

The Yousef
08-05-2008, 09:20 PM
But you still wuv me, you can deny it all you want :D

yeah okay...

my loathing for your heathen soul is almost biblical....

Scotsman
08-05-2008, 09:22 PM
here you go.thanx! back at ya!:cheers:

redrumracer
08-05-2008, 09:25 PM
i'd still bang her. :bigok:... :jerkit:
x2

BKgen®
08-05-2008, 09:41 PM
I never use the word "photoshoot".
It reeks of douchebaggery.




Just wanted to clear my name.

Yousef suck a camel wang.

Dr.G35
08-05-2008, 09:48 PM
and another thing that grinds my gears is old people in walmart walking hella slow down small isles.......... it really does.

BKgen®
08-05-2008, 09:49 PM
and another thing that grinds my gears


:lmfao:

Evil Goat
08-05-2008, 09:51 PM
i know exactly what you mean, everyone has a watermark seems like...i use a d50....but have never, that i remember, used the term photoshoot in any of my threads...

i used the following crossbones watermark for one set only, maybe two, then realized it was stupid...

http://a726.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_dad4db490fa59e2f37b3085242f3cf35.jpg

now i just post up my pictures...like so...

http://www.maconracers.org/images/whitey/gto09.jpg

itsnotarex
08-05-2008, 10:07 PM
lol at "quad cam vtec"

Nemesis
08-05-2008, 10:32 PM
WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERBITCH THAT HAS A CAMERA AND SHOOTS A PICTURE OF A CAR AND/OR A PIECE OF DUST HAVE A WATERMARK? IE:

''SIR DOUCHEBAG MCFAGGITYBITCH PHOTOGRAPHY''

SERIOUSLY.

JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A USED CANON REBEL OR A SECOND HAND DIGITAL NIKON DOSEN'T MEAN YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY A SUPER, DUPER, QUAD CAM VTEC PHOTOGRAPHY MACHINE!!!

EVERYTIME YOU SHOOT A CAR DOSEN'T MEAN IT'S A BLOODY PHOTO'SHOOT'...IT'S NOT A FUKING SHOOT! IT'S YOU IN A PARKING DECK/GOODWILL PARKING LOT, WITHOUT A TRIPOD TRYING TO SHOOT SOME REALLY CRAPPY PICS THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT, AND SHOOTING DIRECTLY INTO SUNLIGHT!!!

I AM BY NO MEANS A PHOTOGRAPHER...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR FUK'S SAKE...BUT IT JUST GRINDS MY GEARS! (reps to anyone that gets the grinding of the gears qoute).


xoxoxoxoxo,

The Yousef :fire:




Read my mind 100 percent. Was going to post something like this...but yeah...

puregroove
08-05-2008, 10:42 PM
I freakin' hate watermarks.. :D

Catnip
08-05-2008, 10:48 PM
"you look so dumb right now... please, just cut it out"

Know what that quote is? nevermind, don't care...

87 Turbo II
08-05-2008, 11:47 PM
I watermark photos just because I want one little annoying thing to hopefully keep idiots from posting them in other forums claiming they took the photos. I figure by making them crop the photo, and have to re-host it, it just makes them think "eh, too much effort" and it won't happen. I am by no means a professional, but I have been paid for my photography before. So I guess that makes me and advanced amateur and money making hobbyist, and it makes the watermarks seem somewhat valid.

Mike Lowrey
08-06-2008, 07:08 AM
WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERBITCH THAT HAS A CAMERA AND SHOOTS A PICTURE OF A CAR AND/OR A PIECE OF DUST HAVE A WATERMARK? IE:

''SIR DOUCHEBAG MCFAGGITYBITCH PHOTOGRAPHY''

SERIOUSLY.

JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A USED CANON REBEL OR A SECOND HAND DIGITAL NIKON DOSEN'T MEAN YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY A SUPER, DUPER, QUAD CAM VTEC PHOTOGRAPHY MACHINE!!!

EVERYTIME YOU SHOOT A CAR DOSEN'T MEAN IT'S A BLOODY PHOTO'SHOOT'...IT'S NOT A FUKING SHOOT! IT'S YOU IN A PARKING DECK/GOODWILL PARKING LOT, WITHOUT A TRIPOD TRYING TO SHOOT SOME REALLY CRAPPY PICS THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT, AND SHOOTING DIRECTLY INTO SUNLIGHT!!!

I AM BY NO MEANS A PHOTOGRAPHER...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR FUK'S SAKE...BUT IT JUST GRINDS MY GEARS! (reps to anyone that gets the grinding of the gears qoute).


xoxoxoxoxo,

The Yousef :fire:


Sounds like grumpy old men......curry style... :lmfao:

Jaimecbr900
08-06-2008, 07:21 AM
Welcome back Yousef. Nice to see you again.

Just call out the people you don't like Yousef. Go ahead, I'll back you up....

~waits for Yousef to point at him so he can perma ban him~:ninja: :D :lmfao:

Ed
08-06-2008, 07:26 AM
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93096

best photoshoot ever.

ShooterMcGavin
08-06-2008, 07:47 AM
what're you the indian peter griffin? errrr i mean patel griffin? :lmao:

Nemesis
08-06-2008, 08:06 AM
Photography is trendy for some...

DJ Maestro
08-06-2008, 09:10 AM
I find it fun to take someone's watermarked photo, remove the watermark in Photoshop, and then repost the photo as my own. Now that always seems to grind their gears. Love to watch them squirm. :D

d_day87
08-06-2008, 09:47 AM
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93096

best photoshoot ever.


lol

Sammich
08-06-2008, 09:52 AM
u know hwat grins my gears....curry motherfletchers who be hatin on my photoshoots en chit

Tiff-O-Bitties
08-06-2008, 09:52 AM
HI yousef!

Catnip
08-06-2008, 10:07 AM
I had a photoshoot today...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/DSC00135.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/DSC00134.jpg

Sammich
08-06-2008, 10:07 AM
i like your water mark

MongolPup
08-06-2008, 11:26 AM
I spy Houston tags.

Catnip
08-06-2008, 11:32 AM
I spy Houston tags.


:ninja:

MongolPup
08-06-2008, 11:34 AM
:ninja:

:ninja: this:

Catnip
08-06-2008, 11:43 AM
:ninja: this:



http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:hls0dP3Z33WRgM:http://www.hcbe.net/schools/nhs/images/BB6D7EAC87FB49179AFD4E55DAF3A499.JPG

:goodjob:

Hulud
08-06-2008, 11:44 AM
You know what really girnds my gears? You America, F*CK YOU!

DJ Maestro
08-06-2008, 11:45 AM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:hls0dP3Z33WRgM:http://www.hcbe.net/schools/nhs/images/BB6D7EAC87FB49179AFD4E55DAF3A499.JPG

:goodjob:

Tiny pic, need magnifying glass.

Catnip
08-06-2008, 11:46 AM
Tiny pic, need magnifying glass.

If he knows warner robins, he knows what that is. it's win. lol

Sammich
08-06-2008, 11:47 AM
You know what really girnds my gears? You America, F*CK YOU!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

swimp flied wice foh j00 uhmewicuhnz

DJ Maestro
08-06-2008, 11:47 AM
If he knows warner robins, he knows what that is. it's win. lol

Not questioning win at all, just pointing out the obvious.

--Captain Obvious

:D

MongolPup
08-06-2008, 11:48 AM
If he knows warner robins, he knows what that is. it's win. lol

lol @ northside. Every street corner had people selling watermelon.

Catnip
08-06-2008, 11:51 AM
lol @ northside. Every street corner had people selling watermelon.

lol.
i went to hoco for a semester b/c the rezoned and mixed up where I was supposed to go... then they pulled me out in the middle of the year and sent me to northside the other 3.5 years.

MongolPup
08-06-2008, 12:00 PM
lol.
i went to hoco for a semester b/c the rezoned and mixed up where I was supposed to go... then they pulled me out in the middle of the year and sent me to northside the other 3.5 years.

Rather unfortunate.

The Yousef
08-06-2008, 09:08 PM
Welcome back Yousef. Nice to see you again.


hi jaime...i miss your smell
:(

HI yousef!

Hi Tiffany!!!

:hi:

changaroo
08-06-2008, 09:13 PM
damn you curry crusader.

i only watermark cause all the cool people do it :(

The Yousef
08-07-2008, 10:26 PM
rant part deux!


waiting for Varsity photoshoots tonight!! 1 out 3 motherbitches there had a tripod and a DSLR...

LOL

eViLMunkey
08-07-2008, 10:45 PM
You know you want a DSLR.... so who flipped you bitchswitch?