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thepolecat
08-05-2008, 07:36 PM
Why do women suck so bad?

i.e. WIFE

She knows I have a presentation tomorrow yet she begins a knock down drag out with me over a joke.

A hint to women- DON'T SUCK UNLESS IT IS ON MY KAK!!


/rant
cactusEG
08-05-2008, 07:45 PM
tell her to get back in the kitchen ! !
thepolecat
08-05-2008, 07:47 PM
tis where she is now!
DieselNuts
08-05-2008, 07:47 PM
what was the joke?
thepolecat
08-05-2008, 07:51 PM
She was the one who said "don't challenge me to find something because you know how fast I can find things online"

and me, being the smartas$ I am said "quick, find a job!"




she has a year to go on her 7-year bachelors.

btw- we were talking about finding a cheap classic truck in good shape from the 50's for $5000. I was looking at a good running 67 Mustang for that, and she said she would rather get a truck.
DieselNuts
08-05-2008, 07:54 PM
She was the one who said "don't challenge me to find something because you know how fast I can find things online"

and me, being the smartas$ I am said "quick, find a job!"
she got pissed off about this? Is she looking for a job? I mean, is it a sore subject?
thepolecat
08-05-2008, 07:56 PM
yes, is sore now- but I have been paying for things for- ohhhhhhhh, 7 years now as she slowly works her way out of college.

I am to the point where I want to spend my hard earned money on shat I want- not what "we" want.

I am snapping.
DieselNuts
08-05-2008, 07:57 PM
well, you have reason and she doesn't really have a right to get pissed off seeing as how you have been carrying her on your back for the past 7 years. Honestly, I don't know how you did it that long man.
thepolecat
08-05-2008, 07:58 PM
good sex
DieselNuts
08-05-2008, 07:59 PM
lol, its amazing how important sex is to a relationship.
thepolecat
08-05-2008, 08:00 PM
oh yeah- when this blows by there better be some fooking incredible make-up sex!
DieselNuts
08-05-2008, 08:01 PM
make up sex can be the best. It just sucks because the guy is usually the one to have to apologize because women are too fuking hardheaded to admit they were wrong even when they know they are...
thepolecat
08-05-2008, 08:03 PM
oh no- this will be a long one because we are both stubborn as fawk I know I'm not wrong, I'm the MAN.
DieselNuts
08-05-2008, 08:05 PM
There you go buddy. Show that beeotch who's boss!
Double_0_Rusty
08-05-2008, 08:53 PM
I feel your pain. My g/f stood me up tonight, because she was tired......what the fooK? I work 9hrs on cars in a shop that is 105 degrees, and then spend 2 hours in the gym....yet I am still willing to take her out, or whatever she wanted to do tonight.....while all she did was move stuff in her new apartment.....granted I wanted to be there to do it...but I have to make money.


/my threadjack rant.
SiRed94
08-05-2008, 09:46 PM
just gotta keep them plugged...
slostang
08-05-2008, 10:00 PM
throw her a bottle of midol.
Echonova
08-05-2008, 10:03 PM
She needs to learn her place.
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/mother_type.jpg
jcs
08-05-2008, 10:08 PM
bro i feel your pain,just go tell her (baby) i love you...but i pay the bills in this biotch
Zodiac
08-05-2008, 10:37 PM
She needs to learn her place.
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/mother_type.jpg

this picture is so wrong...but so good at the same time.
Sledlude
08-06-2008, 12:50 AM
just fvck her right and she'll do whatever you say. if youre hot, that is. im dead srs.
ShooterMcGavin
08-06-2008, 07:52 AM
funny joke, but echo's picture was funnier.
tony
08-06-2008, 08:08 AM
She was the one who said "don't challenge me to find something because you know how fast I can find things online"

and me, being the smartas$ I am said "quick, find a job!"




she has a year to go on her 7-year bachelors.

btw- we were talking about finding a cheap classic truck in good shape from the 50's for $5000. I was looking at a good running 67 Mustang for that, and she said she would rather get a truck.

ouch, you know women are sensitive! But well played sir, well played.
DieselNuts
08-06-2008, 08:10 AM
She needs to learn her place.
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/mother_type.jpg
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
thepolecat
08-06-2008, 11:07 AM
Well it is fixed- she made me my damn dinner and we fooked like rabbits to make up for her wrongness. I'm glad she saw the light.
Sammich
08-06-2008, 11:13 AM
Why do women suck so bad?

i.e. WIFE

She knows I have a presentation tomorrow yet she begins a knock down drag out with me over a joke.

A hint to women- DON'T SUCK UNLESS IT IS ON MY KAK!!


/rant

LAWL i'm w/ this man here..i swear married men need to have a dudes night out when wives act fukin retarded