****Offical Pick-Up lines thread****

[FasTech]

Not sure if these has ever been a thread, but I want to hear some pick-up lines. Good, Bad, lame, stupid, some you have used, etc........... So I'll start with a few of my favorites.




*Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

*I'm no Fred Flinstone, But I'll make your bed rock.

*Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

*Excuse me, I'm alitte short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

*I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

*Pardon me, are you in heat?

And my offical favorite:
*You make my software turn to hardware.

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[TheGrillMan]

hey girl,


can i pee in yo butt?

[blaknoize]

Hey Shawty,

I like ya mom, but I'd prefer tha younger verison of her. Wanna hook up?

[TheGrillMan]

Hey Shawty,

I like ya mom, but I'd prefer tha younger verison of her. Wanna hook up?


weak

[AnTi-PooN]

your eyes are telling me everything i need to know except your name and phone number



it didnt work

[osnap]

hey. lets go have sexual intercourse. kthx.

[FasTech]

hey. lets go have sexual intercourse. kthx.


:D Gonna have to try that!

[osnap]

Oh man it works like a charm, chicks LOVE that sh!t. I'm quite the wooer. :lmfao:

[Echonova]

I'm down to f*ck.

[Echonova]

B*tches are so easy these days... Why do you need a pick-up line??

[TheGrillMan]

I'm down to f*ck.



DTF FTW

[blaknoize]

weaksuuuurrrreeeee

[FasTech]

B*tches are so easy these days... Why do you need a pick-up line??



I don't need pick-up lines, Already have a girl! They just humor me!

[OneSlow5pt0]

my boobs are bigger than yours

[osnap]

My favorite one ever is the one Russell Crowe says in A Beautiful Mind. This girl is staring him down at the bar so he goes over and sits next to her and just sits there for a few seconds. Thinking he's being hesitant, the girl goes "maybe you should offer to buy me a drink". and he goes

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume that I've said all that? I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?"

[FasTech]

^ hahaha! That one is pretty good.

[bigdare23]

"Hey, how are you doing? You caught my eye from across the room and I just had to speak. Oh yeah, I'm being rude, name is ________________ ......"

Simple enough. All you gotta do is be cool, wrap the conversation up, then ask for the number, and BAM you are in those guts a few days later.

[FasTech]

my boobs are bigger than yours


I said pick-up lines, not turn-offs!

[OneSlow5pt0]

I said pick-up lines, not turn-offs!

works for me,guess yall do it wrong

[FasTech]

works for me,guess yall do it wrong



lol, Well if it works for you then ok!

[j0nbunklah0m]

hey girl,


can i pee in yo butt?

lmfao ftw

[FasTech]

*I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

*Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

*Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

*You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

*Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

*If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

*What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

*Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

*I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

[slostang]

hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs? [no] enough to break the ice, my name is ____________.

[FasTech]

hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs? [no] enough to break the ice, my name is ____________.



Yea I like that one!

[TheProfiteer]

nice shoes, wanna f u c k ?

[SOHC MONSTER]

nice shoes, wanna f u c k ?

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[slostang]

hey girl how much you charge ?

[n00bsrus]

lol yall are funny. i've heard some of those but not all of them before. i think some good ones are:

my micro is off the chain, wanna try it out?(you really have to be an uber gamer to get this one)

hey, you hate hondas? me too! lets fsck!

would you do me if i let you ride in my car?

i promise i'll call you if the sex was good.


i'll put up more later . going to the pool

[FasTech]

lol yall are funny. i've heard some of those but not all of them before. i think some good ones are:

my micro is off the chain, wanna try it out?(you really have to be an uber gamer to get this one)

hey, you hate hondas? me too! lets fsck!

would you do me if i let you ride in my car?

i promise i'll call you if the sex was good.


i'll put up more later . going to the pool


First one: I didn't get it.

Second one: was fuking stupid.

[slostang]

ever seen the backseat of a '95 civic? want to?

[FasTech]

ever seen the backseat of a '95 civic? want to?



Haha nice! Most spread rep before giving it to slovic-fcc again!

[slostang]

Haha nice! Most spread rep before giving it to slovic-fcc again!


it actually worked for me once.

[AnthonyF]

Get in the car and I wont blow your brains out.

-Ant.

[BABY J]

My d1ck. Your pu$sy. Right now.

[jcs]

do you got a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants..

[AnthonyF]

Get in the car and I wont kill your family slùt.

-Ant.

[slostang]

I'll bet $100 you won't fück me.

[slostang]

my personal favorite

here's a line of cocaine.

[FasTech]

do you got a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants..



Thats a good one Josh.

[FasTech]

my personal favorite

here's a line of cocaine.




......

[redmanhart]

Reps, pic is great.

[willum14pb]

"damn, your name must be daisy, cuz i'd like to plant you RIGHT here."

"I wish you were a door, so i could slam you ALL day."

"Whatya say me and you go behind a rock and get a little boulder..?"

"you will go to bed with me ( waive the jedi hand of persuasian)"

" wanna go halves on a bastard?"

[FasTech]

"damn, your name must be daisy, cuz i'd like to plant you RIGHT here."

"I wish you were a door, so i could slam you ALL day."

"Whatya say me and you go behind a rock and get a little boulder..?"

"you will go to bed with me ( waive the jedi hand of persuasian)"

" wanna go halves on a bastard?"


I like the Jedi one!......lol

[FasTech]

Reps, pic is great.


Hahaha, yeah I thought it was pretty funny too.

[ep9716]

Get in the car and I wont blow your brains out.

-Ant.
X2 :cheers:

[X-Runner]

The last one I used that worked was simpily "dinner tonight, me and you." She gave me her number :yes:

[FasTech]

The last one I used that worked was simpily "dinner tonight, me and you." She gave me her number :yes:



Yea I could really see this one working! Especially with the Big girls...lol

[X-Runner]

Yea I could really see this one working! Especially with the Big girls...lol

I dont go for the big girls so much, thank you :goodjob:

[FasTech]

I dont go for the big girls so much, thank you :goodjob:



Me niether, was just alittle humor....lol Thought maybe it would make a funny/good sig for someone.

[nreggie454]

I bet I can run faster horny than you can scared.

[redrumracer]

my boobs are bigger than yours
i like your style, ruin there self esteem and break them down mentally. :goodjob:

[Zodiac]

"Hey got any italian in ya?" "no"..."want some?"

[FasTech]

"Hey got any italian in ya?" "no"..."want some?"


Haven't heard that one before, pretty good! Rep

[X-Runner]

"Hey got any italian in ya?" "no"..."want some?"

That and "you got any retard in you?" "no" "ya want some" (in your retard sounding voice)

[slostang]

if you are at a house party, go up to every hot chick in the place and say there is gonna be some fùckin going on in that room ( point to room ) in 10 minutes.

[Zodiac]

That and "you got any retard in you?" "no" "ya want some" (in your retard sounding voice

lmao.

[Thighs]

IM RICK JAMES BIATCH!

[slostang]

I have a 14 inch penis.

[ironchef]

I have a 14 inch penis.Around.

[slostang]

Around.


:lmao:

[Thighs]

"i know im kinda short, but you should see me laying down..."

[Echonova]

I don't have to use a pick up line...




























I just lick my eyebrows.

[BobbyFresco]

B*tches are so easy these days...


QFT.

[speedminded]

B*tches are so easy these days... Why do you need a pick-up line??You got that backwards, pickup lines only work on the easy and drunk and unintelligent. Anyone can get laid, but can do better than one of those 3?

Try making them laugh (and not at you for using a pickup line), feel good about themselves, or just make their day by being interesting to them ;)

[FasTech]

You got that backwards, pickup lines only work on the easy and drunk and unintelligent. Anyone can get laid, but can do better than one of those 3?

Try making them laugh (and not at you for using a pickup line), feel good about themselves, or just make their day by being interesting to them ;)



Yea I know, I'm not looking for a girl... But still like them feel good and bring a good laugh

[gijoe0720]

put a rag in their face and ask if it smells like chloroform. They fall into your arms every time.

[osnap]

^ LOL +6

[Double_0_Rusty]

with my last name is Angel. I came up with this back in high school....

"Once you're with this Angel, you're in Heaven for eternity." worked a few times.

[Me86Rob]

ever seen the backseat of a '95 civic? want to?
ever seen the back seat of a 87 mustang? oh wait its fvcking usless. small cars ftl :(
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

[SLo_MKIII]

^^
Wow lmao!!!

[Ran]

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

[gijoe0720]

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"


sorry to bring it back but re-mother-****in-****-suckin-dirty-@$$h0|3-lickin-post


Look up 5 post :goodjob:

But reps anyways cause it is my favorite one

Never mind. Owned by the vBulletin Message of You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ran again.