post Racist jokes that dont go "too far"

[Sport1.3]

GO GO GO!!



A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic.'
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'

[Sammich]

lol

[Kevykev]

Hahahahhaaaaaa

p.s
SAUL ROSENBERG

[Red_Phoenix]

Why do people take spanish?
So they can get their orders right when they go to McDonalds.

[Sport1.3]

Why do people take spanish?
So they can get their orders right when they go to McDonalds.


:D

[silversol]

Why do mexicans drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

[Sport1.3]

Why do mexicans drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.


i lul'd at this one....but i dont even know why :lmao:

[TheGodfather]

Hahaha, nice.

[Nissan Sean]

why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team?............because all the the mexicans that could run,jump,or swim are in the US already :)

[FlipKing]

Alot of people say that the U.S. is at war....but that is impossible because the French havent surrendered yet. :)

Why did the police start using dogs? Because black people started running from them.

[Sport1.3]

why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team?............because all the the mexicans that could run,jump,or swim are in the US already :)


lulz nice!!




lol there are alot of mexican jokes up in here

[silversol]

if a black dude and a mexican both jump off the empire state building who hits the ground first?












WHO CARES!

[Sport1.3]

if a black dude and a mexican both jump off the empire state building who hits the ground first?












WHO CARES!



:lmfao: omg that one got me

[silversol]

What did the Alabama sherriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?









Worst case of suicide he had ever seen

[Nissan Sean]

^lolol

[silversol]

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?






The harder you hit it the more English you get.

[IndianStig]

LOL!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?











The PGA Tour.

[silversol]

What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?







A spicket fence.

[FasTech]

- Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?





















- A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

[Sport1.3]

A truck travelling West down the interstate picks up 2 Black hitchhikers in GA. The truck is hauling bowling balls, and the driver opens a few crates to make room for the hitchhikers. When they pull over at ....racise racise racise

......



too far a55hole...delete this garbage from my thread

[Zeeb]

How do i know if its tooo racists... i have some jokes but i think they are pretty bad

[Sport1.3]

What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?







A spicket fence.

its lulz, but lets keep the specific racial "names" as clean as possible.....i dont wanna get this deleted :D

[Sport1.3]

How do i know if its tooo racists... i have some jokes but i think they are pretty bad


if you were such and such race...would any part of the joke offend you?

if so, then too racist

if no, then post and we'll see



I dont want ppl getting upset, its just funny to laugh at a few racial steriotypes



ALSO, WHERE THE FVCK ARE THE WHITE JOKES!!! i expected better from ia :no:

[G.C]

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?





















Black dude jacking off.

[Zeeb]

if i were black i'd get offended by most of these... i'll pm you the joke and if its ok i'll post it.

[Sport1.3]

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?





















Black dude jacking off.

lol i dont get it...

[Sport1.3]

What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
"Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!"




Amirite? :D

[Total_Blender]

too far a55hole...delete this garbage from my thread

Its really more of a joke about how stupid racist people are but whatever... deleted

[Sport1.3]

Its really more of a joke about how stupid racist people are but whatever... deleted


thanks.....the n word ruined it

[Sport1.3]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

















The NBA

[G.C]

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffalo- Plenty beaver- Medicine man free- Women did all the work- Men hunted and fished all the time The white man was dumb enough to think he could improve on that system!

What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

*Copy and pasted from site*

[Sport1.3]

What's big, long, and white?






















I still don't know yet.

[Sport1.3]

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?


















One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

[Sport1.3]

An Irish guy walks out of a bar.....

[Sport1.3]

How do asian parents name their kids?





They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs.

[Sport1.3]

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?







Unemployed

[silversol]

so i have a bad habit swerving off the road to hit black guys walking on the side of the road. one day i have the preacher with me and i see a black guy on the road. so start to swerve to hit him. then i think i can do this in front of the preacher. so i swerve back onto the road at the last sec. and i say to the preacher. whoa i must have fallen asleep. the preacher say its alright. I GOT HIM WITH THE DOOR!

[silversol]

An Irish guy walks out of a bar.....
we never walk out wtf!

[RandomGuy]

what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?





















Roberto







lawl

[Sport1.3]

we never walk out wtf!

lulz thats the joke.

[Sport1.3]

what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?





















Roberto







lawl


i lol'd

[87 Turbo II]

So a priest, a little boy, and Samuel Jackson are on a plane (this joke was made before that stupid movie, but I sooo wanted to say with snakes). The plane's pilot has died of a sudden heart attack and everyone wants to get off. There are only 2 parachutes on the plane for them to escape. The little boy turns to the priest and says, "I'll stay, you are a man of god, you need to live." Then he turns to Samuel, and says "you are a huge representation of success in the black community." The Priest returns to the boy "no, you are a young child, you have so much to live for, please you go." He then turns to Samuel and says "And you, you are one of the most intelligent black men alive! you need to get off the plane for sure!" Samuel Jackson looks at both of them and says "Damn right I am the smartest black man, I'm gonna survive", he grabs a pack and jumps off. The little boy burts into laughter and the priest is confused. "Why are you laughing, this is a serious matter!" The little boy looks at him and says "Well, 'the smartest black man alive' just jumped off the plane with my backpack!"

[BUGMAN]

On the way home yesterday we saw an Indian laying flat with his ear to the ground on a dirt road not too far from my house. He was covered in dirt with torn up clothes and messed up pretty bad. We thought this guy was dead to be honest.

So we got out of the car and walked over observing him slowly. Austin leaned down and asked him if he was OK.

He rolled over a bit and replied mumbling: Gray Volvo, 4 door, new Michelin tires, partial tag AGX- something. I then stepped back and said holy chit man you can tell all that by putting your ear to the ground??? We are both standing there in amazement...





































He replied: No ya dumbazz they run over me 15 minutes ago.

[ksniperfox]

idk if anyones posted this yet


but what would you call fred flintstone if he was black?





a niggra!

[Sport1.3]

idk if anyones posted this yet


but what would you call fred flintstone if he was black?





a !


delete

[Zeeb]

yea really delete that ****... thats what they call "too far"

[Sport1.3]

yea really delete that ****... thats what they call "too far"


werd mah brotha

[Got Milk?]

why does a di/ck love pu.s/sy.

Cus p/us.sy loves d,ic k.


OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY

[slostang]

why do blacks put their trash in clear plasic bags?






so the mexicans can window shop.

[Sport1.3]

why does a di/ck love pu.s/sy.

Cus p/us.sy loves d,ic k.


OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY

You couldnt even troll a racist joke thread win an unfunny racist joke....fail :lmfao:



you'rethejoke.jpg

[Got Milk?]

^^^

lol. you didnt find my joke funny. cmon man, u lame.

[Blitanicle99]

Okay. I am white. Like really white. Like southern, my dads from Muscle shoals alabama white.

What do you call a trailer full of white people?




Box of CRACKAS!!!!

hhahaha

[Zodiac]

Okay. I am white. Like really white. Like southern, my dads from Muscle shoals alabama white.

What do you call a trailer full of white people?




Box of CRACKAS!!!!

hhahaha

..... lol

[Nismo]

Why were there no black people in the flintstones?











They were still monkeys!

[redrumracer]

What do you call a black at college?













a janitor

[Nissan Sean]

these jokes are goin downhll fast. but,...............................why are black people so tall?.....because the're negros. :)

[DieselNuts]

Why did the police start using dogs? Because black people started running from them.
:lmfao:

[slostang]

do you know why Mexico has no olymipc team?





because if they can run, swim, or jump they are already in America.

[X-Runner]

do you know why Mexico has no olymipc team?





because if they can run, swim, or jump they are already in America.

REPOST :doh:

[DieselNuts]

do you know why Mexico has no olymipc team?





because if they can run, swim, or jump they are already in America.
repost


What did the Alabama sherriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?


Worst case of suicide he had ever seen
hahahahahaha!!!!!!


Why do black people keep getting stronger?




TV's keep getting heavier.



What do you call a white guy in the ocean?


a saltine cracker

[slostang]

REPOST :doh:


yeah well go read my other joke.

[TIGERJC]

Alot of people say that the U.S. is at war....but that is impossible because the French havent surrendered yet. :)

Why did the police start using dogs? Because black people started running from them.
wrong retard

the jokes goes "There can't be a world 3 unless the french surrender"

or

"The U.S. is going to start world war 3, no way that can happen unless the french surrender"

repd for screwing that simple joke up.

[FlipKing]

Actually most jokes can be changed or adapted. Neg repped for being a homo-mod :) :goodjob:

[TIGERJC]

Actually most jokes can be changed or adapted. Neg repped for being a homo-mod :) :goodjob:
thanks, but still your joke failed to deliver since you didn't put in the world war part, which is crucial for this joke

[FlipKing]

Lol, no its not, There were Non-world wars that France surrendered in. Hell France surrerendered in the French Revolution, in which it was fighting itself. France has never won a major war. So umm yeah. Doesnt have to be a WW joke. :goodjob: History major btw

[TIGERJC]

Lol, no its not, There were Non-world wars that France surrendered in. Hell France surrerendered in the French Revolution, in which it was fighting itself. France has never won a major war. So umm yeah. Doesnt have to be a WW joke. :goodjob: History major btw
:headslap: ok then it is just a really unfunny joke then

[FlipKing]

Lol, fine, it was unfunny, I'll deal with that, just b-c im going to sleep,haha

[Crazy Asian]

What do you call a bunch of white people in a yellow school bus?

TWINKY!!!!

What do you call a bunch of black in a swimming pool?

COCO PUFFS!!!!

[Crazy Asian]

A Black and a Hispanic are in a car. Who's driving?

THE COPS!!!

[slostang]

other thread > this thread

[Humphrizzle]

other people> you

[slostang]

other people> you


suk cawk you peice of freeze dried sheep shìt

[MaXimum]

An American, a German, and a Mexican

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.

The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, "We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don't need these!"

The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, "We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"

The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.

The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.

And the American replies, "We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don't need him!."

[MaXimum]

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor Old Ni**er Thinks It's A Cadillac!

[MaXimum]

Why did the blaCk guy rush to the discount store?



The ad said: "Whites for salef!"

[AnthonyF]

Actually most jokes can be changed or adapted. Neg repped for being a homo-mod :) :goodjob:

Why did you call yourself a "homo mod?"

-Ant.

[MaXimum]

ahahhah i get it lol.

[1000cckiller]

LOL!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?











The PGA Tour.lol@the dumb whiteys

[Stormhammer]

Lol, no its not, There were Non-world wars that France surrendered in. Hell France surrerendered in the French Revolution, in which it was fighting itself. France has never won a major war. So umm yeah. Doesnt have to be a WW joke. :goodjob: History major btw

Then you fail at your history. How about the Hundred Year War where France beat England? Or the War Of The Spanish Sucession. How about the fact that France was allied with the US and supportive of it during the American Revolution against the British? Or the Crimean War where the British and French went against the Russians and won? Heck, after the Thirty Years War ( more like a series of engagements ) that ended with the Treaty of Westphalia, France was THE world super power at the time ( eclipsing even the Spanish ).

I really hope you've just started your major :no:

[DieselNuts]

Then you fail at your history. How about the Hundred Year War where France beat England? Or the War Of The Spanish Sucession. How about the fact that France was allied with the US and supportive of it during the American Revolution against the British? Or the Crimean War where the British and French went against the Russians and won? Heck, after the Thirty Years War ( more like a series of engagements ) that ended with the Treaty of Westphalia, France was THE world super power at the time ( eclipsing even the Spanish ).

I really hope you've just started your major :no:
pwnation

[Kevykev]

The stormHammer was just slammed right there!


Someone just sent me this one via email:


A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale
hits Mexico . Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are
injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know
where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is
in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the
riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France ) is sending
food and money.

The United States , not to be outdone, is sending two
million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.

[Ran]

:lmao: Nice

[Sport1.3]

Then you fail at your history. How about the Hundred Year War where France beat England? Or the War Of The Spanish Sucession. How about the fact that France was allied with the US and supportive of it during the American Revolution against the British? Or the Crimean War where the British and French went against the Russians and won? Heck, after the Thirty Years War ( more like a series of engagements ) that ended with the Treaty of Westphalia, France was THE world super power at the time ( eclipsing even the Spanish ).

I really hope you've just started your major :no:


stop making sense you silly flappy headed frenchy!!! :tongue1:

[Ran]

So two rabbis are sitting together when one rabbi says to the other...

"Funny thing! I sent my son to the promise land as a Jew to learn about our faith, and he comes back a gentile! What am I to do?"

The second rabbi looks to his friend and replies...

"Funny thing! I too sent my son to the promise land as a Jew to learn and he also came back a gentile!"

The two rabbi can't understand it and take to prayer.

"Oh Lord! Our sons go to Jerusalem as Jews and come back as gentiles! What are we to do?!"

God looks down at the two rabbis and replies...

"Funny thing..."

[Boosted FC]

suk cawk you peice of freeze dried sheep shìt

Now that was funny :lmfao:.