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DeutscheBAG!
07-31-2008, 10:44 AM
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little ****s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters.

Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little ****’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is.

I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “****! ****!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!.” By now, the kid is scared ****less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Red_Phoenix
07-31-2008, 10:53 AM
LOL! Good one Bet that lil sh*t isn't gonna bite anyone anymore:lmfao::lmfao:

mocha latte cupcake
07-31-2008, 10:53 AM
thats straight evil y0! bwhahahahahahahaha OMG i wish i had been ther! bwhahahahahahahahah

Stormhammer
07-31-2008, 10:55 AM
eh - I had a kid bite me once. Grabbed him, went wide eyed, open my mouth wide, hissed and bit him in the neck like a vampire. Little mofo SCREAMED and went RUNNING for his life :lmao:


( btw its a repost )

Zeeb
07-31-2008, 10:57 AM
hahaha i dont have a problem with kids coming up and biting me, where the **** do you live? either way funny as hell and repped for it!

kelly marie
07-31-2008, 11:16 AM
aww that is mean.. but i've never been bitten by a child..

not even my nephew!

the mom is probably freaking out now though! hopefully she will learn a lesson from this, keep control of your kids!!!

Thighs
07-31-2008, 11:19 AM
LOLOL thats the funniset thing ive ever heard.

Kevykev
07-31-2008, 11:23 AM
HHAHAHAHAHAAA

I DIDN'T know that "biters" were that common!

jew_boy
07-31-2008, 11:23 AM
that you be even funny if you had caught this on video

Sammich
07-31-2008, 11:26 AM
damn i hope i can rep u for this lololol

Tech5
07-31-2008, 11:33 AM
The sad part about the story is the TRUTH! Your HIV positive lololol

ShooterMcGavin
07-31-2008, 12:15 PM
omfgwinzors!!! :goodjob:

eViLMunkey
07-31-2008, 12:19 PM
BWahahaha!! that's awesome :goodjob: other than knowing my a$$ I would have punted the kid for biting my leg just to get him off