I dislike my left leg

[Sport1.3]

I dislike my left leg, and show way too much attention to my right leg. My hands are another story, though. I noticed I was paying too much attention to my right hand, and so I started doing things with my left hand only, and now it’s just all one big sh!t-storm.

[Sport1.3]

I drive a car around campus illegally just to pick up on superficial 10th grade girls that are so amazed by a ‘95 neon.
i also cried today while writing a poem about my mom
i also smoke my dad’s cigarette butts because i have no money to buy my own.
i’m tired

[Sammich]

does this mean u choke the chicken left handed now?

[DJ Maestro]

Some really interesting drugs were used by the OP prior to and during the creation of this thread. :crazy:

[Sport1.3]

there is this guy at school who goes around giving everyone hugs. He gives me a hug every day, always purring. he pulls you in so close, closer than anyone else. people are such pussys about hugs, the more body contact the better. your head will be right up against his throat. and he’ll be purring like a cat, a really big cat.
this turns me on so much…

[AnthonyF]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/insane_big.jpg

-Ant.

[Sport1.3]

My father hit my mother when I was in my junior year of highschool. Now, whenever he touches me it feels like rape, even if it’s just a pat on the head.

[DJ Maestro]

Now you are just scary the little children. :no:

[Sport1.3]

Tonight I went to the YMCA to swim. After getting out of the pool, I took off my shorts and showered. I then proceeded to walk around the locker room, pretending to do various things, just as an excuse to be around the other men naked. I dried off and put just a t shirt on, then pretended to use the urinal, wash my hands, and get a plastic bag for my shorts, all with just a t shirt on and my penis out, which was hard by this time. Then I sat on a stool and slowly put my socks on, spreading my legs and such. To be honest, I was hoping someone would… take advantage of me. I am messed up.

[Farrow2005]

OMFG, you are Really cracking me up.

[Sport1.3]

OMFG, you are Really cracking me up.


When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

[DJ Maestro]

I was wondering why someone was walking around the locker room with just a tshirt on. Seemed kinda gay really, but he was so proud of his wee little pecker that I just had to let him have his moment.

[ShooterMcGavin]

did gene hack your account? :thinking:

[DJ Maestro]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/image.php?u=3627&dateline=1217516870

That avatar is funny as hell. Hitlerchu. :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

I was wondering why someone was walking around the locker room with just a tshirt on. Seemed kinda gay really, but he was so proud of his wee little pecker that I just had to let him have his moment.


I read my girlfriend's diary. She's cheated so many times (at least 6). I hate her and love her. I want to really confront her for it but i believe in privacy rights. I think she's probably cheating now.

[chrisdavis]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Sport1.3 again.

[Catnip]

my left shoulder is double jointed, therefore I always play with it.

chyea booyyyyyy

[Sport1.3]

my left shoulder is double jointed, therefore I always play with myself.

chyea booyyyyyy


fixed

[87 Turbo II]

ok

[blaknoize]

UGH

[Sport1.3]

UGH

I frequently masturbate on webcam for fat chicks because they’re the only ones desperate enough to watch.
I don’t even really care if they’re watching, just wanking on webcam is what gets me off harder than otherwise.
I’m going to be doing it again tonight, and this chick is ****ing huge and ugly as a sack full of assholes, but it will feel so much better than normal.
It’s also the only way I feel like I’m wanted, even if it is just because they drool over any **** they get to see.
I am pathetic