good riddle

[tony]

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

[chrisdavis]

Nothing

[tony]

damnit..

[tony]

ok.. got another one

Which states are the farthest north, farthest south, farthest east and farthest west?

[Kevykev]

I think everyone that "surfs the web" has heard that riddle.

{A} for effort though man!

Don't know about the other one though, doens't seem catchy enough to attempt. :(

[RandomGuy]

is the answer AIDS lol

[Kevykev]

is the answer AIDS lol

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA :lmfao:

You ASS man!

[tony]

I think everyone that "surfs the web" has heard that riddle.

{A} for effort though man!

Don't know about the other one though, doens't seem catchy enough to attempt. :(

lol well I guess I'm still new to the internet.. it took me a second to figure it out

[chrisdavis]

ok.. got another one

Which states are the farthest north, farthest south, farthest east and farthest west?

Alaska and Hawaii. I was waiting to see if someone else wanted to answer it.

[tony]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

[sir2civichatch]

your mom?

[soul]

Coffin

[Bishop]

^sounds right

[tony]

yep it was right

[gtikid]

lol damn dude...pulling out the old school riddles huh?

[gtikid]

ok ok how bout this...when you put it in...it goes in hard and long...when you pull it out...it comes out little and shribbled..what is it? and no you dirty fuckers it's not your dicks or my dick or whoevers dick

[RandomGuy]

ok ok how bout this...when you put it in...it goes in hard and long...when you pull it out...it comes out little and shribbled..what is it? and no you dirty fuckers it's not your dicks or my dick or whoevers dick
Yao Ming in a pirhana tank

[Bishop]

^BAHAHAHAHAHA

[gtikid]

Yao Ming in a pirhana tank

lol wtf

[chrisdavis]

ok ok how bout this...when you put it in...it goes in hard and long...when you pull it out...it comes out little and shribbled..what is it? and no you dirty fuckers it's not your dicks or my dick or whoevers dick


A submarine. No wait, that's whats long, hard, and full of seamen



It's Gum

[chrisdavis]

Yao Ming in a pirhana tank


:lmfao: +1

[gtikid]

A submarine. No wait, that's whats long, hard, and full of seamen



It's Gum

hahaha dirty ass...and yea your right...damn man your on top of your shit huh? i guess google really does work

[chrisdavis]

i guess google really does work

Google my ass!!!!! That shit is so damn old that I fell off my dinosaur the first time I heard it :D

[gtikid]

Google my ass!!!!! That shit is so damn old that I fell off my dinosaur the first time I heard it :D

lol oops...i had only heard it in spanish before and once...i thought no one knew it...hehe o well...i dont know what it has to do with falling off a dinosaur though

[HyPer50]

so whats the answer to the north south west east one?

[chrisdavis]

so whats the answer to the north south west east one?

Alaska is the furthest North, East and West (due to latitude and longitude)

Hawaii is the furthest south

[D16Civic]

lol oops...i had only heard it in spanish before and once...i thought no one knew it...hehe o well...i dont know what it has to do with falling off a dinosaur though
i think he meant falling off a stuffed dinosaur or something along those lines such as he would have when he was really young (i could be totally off tho)

[RandomGuy]

lol oops...i had only heard it in spanish before and once...i thought no one knew it...hehe o well...i dont know what it has to do with falling off a dinosaur though


Julian (WHO LEE ON), ¿Cuándo usted lo pone en. ..it entra duro y largo. ..when que usted tira fuera. ..it sale pequeño y shribbled.. lo que es?

CHICLE!!!


blahahahahahhahahaha spanish skillz blahahahah

[Bishop]

damnit, wheres my translator?

[RandomGuy]

damnit, wheres my translator?
his name is gtikid (julian) the friendly neighborhood mexican

LOL JK JK ... im just still bitter with ur fruity ass all of sudden cuz a friend just got in and that coulda been meeeeeeeeee

[gtikid]

i think he meant falling off a stuffed dinosaur or something along those lines such as he would have when he was really young (i could be totally off tho)

hahahahaha
:eye:

[gtikid]

Julian (WHO LEE ON), ¿Cuándo usted lo pone en. ..it entra duro y largo. ..when que usted tira fuera. ..it sale pequeño y shribbled.. lo que es?

CHICLE!!!


blahahahahahhahahaha spanish skillz blahahahah

buahahahahaha...mad spanish skillz yo! hahaha mrs. vasquez did a good job


his name is gtikid (julian) the friendly neighborhood mexican

LOL JK JK ... im just still bitter with ur fruity ass all of sudden cuz a friend just got in and that coulda been meeeeeeeeee

who got the job? who you talkin about?

[gijoe0720]

about the gum one:

Not all gum is long and hard. Some is short and fat and can be kinda soft. After you let gum sit for a long time then it gets really hard. So thats not a good riddle