DJ Maestro
07-30-2008, 11:12 AM
Flame me if it is a repost, but I thought it was pretty funny.
Only a person in North Carolina could think of this.
From the country where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes
this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar
in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call, the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity,
in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed
to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a
number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he
started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer
night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle
forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for
a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,
he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time,
now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly
pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer
said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This
breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'
'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck.
'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
Only a person in North Carolina could think of this.
From the country where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes
this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar
in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call, the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity,
in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed
to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a
number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he
started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer
night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle
forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for
a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,
he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time,
now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly
pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer
said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This
breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'
'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck.
'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'