Chuck Norris is dead

[Me86Rob]

and he has been for 30 years. too bad death is afraid to tell him. haha just a throw back to highschool. post up your best chuck norris shyts. or tell me how much of a failure this thread is. i dont really care. i know the chuck norris stuff is old, but ill be damned if it doesnt make me smile still.

also, chuck norris once had sex in the back of an 18 wheeler, and some of his sperm leaked into the engine. and the result is the autobot we call Optimus Prime

[slostang]

Boyd coddington is dead fo real yo.

[Me86Rob]

yea man that happened a while back...

[slostang]

I just found out like 30min ago.

what happened?

[Me86Rob]

he had diabetes. and died from complications from surgery and liver and kidney complications.

for most their left testicle is bigger than their right. but both of chuck norris' testicles are bigger than the other one

[FasTech]

hahahaha

[Me86Rob]

chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

[Me86Rob]

bump?

[Imadaman]

When Chuck Norris jumps in water,he dosen't get wet..the water gets Chuck Norris'd

[FlipKing]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer and aids, unfortunately Chuck Norris has never cried

[FasTech]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer and aids, unfortunately Chuck Norris has never cried


Ok Mr.Google man.....lol

[FlipKing]

Lol, I didnt google it. I just know a few of em

[Me86Rob]

chuck norris once roundhouse kicked somebody so hard, that his foot went back in time and kicked amelia airhardt while she was flying across the atlantic

[osnap]

your threads all suck.

[alpine_aw11]

Chuck Norris is so.........

Oh wait, Chuck Norris jokes were never funny.

[osnap]

QFT

[FlipKing]

Umm, Onsap...you didnt quote anything, so how can it be QFT?...just wondering.lol

[osnap]

Umm, Onsap...you didnt quote anything, so how can it be QFT?...just wondering.lolQFEFG,NGTFO

Quoted for epic fukking gayness, now get the fukk out. :2up:



:lmfao:

[alpine_aw11]

Umm, Onsap...you didnt quote anything, so how can it be QFT?...just wondering.lol

The man has a point...

[Me86Rob]

For you osnap

[ShooterMcGavin]

you know what really is dead? chuck norris jokes.

/thread

[osnap]

For you osnapFor you Lexi

[Me86Rob]

i lold at that

[redrumracer]

For you Lexi
what if he wanted to go straight?

[Me86Rob]

redrumracer. your sig rocks. i always know if i need to run out and put the tops in my car cause of you!

[SL33P3R]

when chuck norris cuts in line the line bleeds, come on its kinda funny

[Catnip]

and he has been for 30 years. too bad death is afraid to tell him. haha just a throw back to highschool. post up your best chuck norris shyts. or tell me how much of a failure this thread is. i dont really care. i know the chuck norris stuff is old, but ill be damned if it doesnt make me smile still.

also, chuck norris once had sex in the back of an 18 wheeler, and some of his sperm leaked into the engine. and the result is the autobot we call Optimus Prime


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[FlipKing]

Chuck Norris doesn't repost, If he says it, its new.

[ShooterMcGavin]

when chuck norris cuts in line the line bleeds, come on its kinda funny
that's about as funny as throwing a quadraplegic into a pool...

[MistaCee]

that's about as funny as throwing a quadraplegic into a pool...

:lmfao: I doubt anythings that funny

[Me86Rob]

agreed. i didnt know how i felt about that, but i laughed. haha