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On_Her_Face
07-24-2008, 06:54 PM
THE FINAL EXAM

At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was written....





For 95 points: Which tire?_________

Reaper
07-24-2008, 06:58 PM
That's F*CKING awesome!

The Youngn
07-24-2008, 07:04 PM
owned

IndianStig
07-24-2008, 07:06 PM
owned

:stupid:

The Ninja
07-24-2008, 07:12 PM
Moral of the Story: Get your story straight.

Reaper
07-24-2008, 07:22 PM
^^
exactly what I was thinking

umairejaz
07-24-2008, 07:22 PM
uhmm... this is REALLY Old.

On_Her_Face
07-24-2008, 07:25 PM
uhmm... this is REALLY Old.

this is true, just like every other joke, welcome to earth


Moral of the Story: Get your story straight.

very true

Lucky DAWG
07-24-2008, 07:29 PM
I would literally **** my pants

Lucky DAWG
07-24-2008, 07:30 PM
uhmm... this is REALLY Old.




Well i guess some of us just aren't as skilled at prowling the web all day for jokes






... i liked it, rep to you OP

ShooterMcGavin
07-24-2008, 07:39 PM
isn't that what cell phones and txt msg'ing was made for? or is this joke so old that it came out before cell phones were around? :D

On_Her_Face
07-24-2008, 07:46 PM
isn't that what cell phones and txt msg'ing was made for? or is this joke so old that it came out before cell phones were around? :D

quite possible, or either the professor would know when the kids **** their pants in shock of the question

MR2DR
07-25-2008, 02:18 AM
hehe epic ownage. +reps

HeLLo iM iZzY
07-25-2008, 02:20 AM
I'd text the others for "the answer."

har har....har?

BKgen®
07-25-2008, 10:03 AM
OMG LOL EPIC OWNAGE :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Kevykev
07-25-2008, 10:11 AM
Old but still good!

DieselNuts
07-25-2008, 10:19 AM
I HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE, BUT YEAH, I WOULD PROBABLY SHIIT MYSELF

MachNU
07-25-2008, 10:22 AM
LOL never read that before! thats ****ed up!

redrumracer
07-25-2008, 11:51 AM
Moral of the Story: Get your story straight.
no the moral of the story is i would have said my ass was asleep in the car so i have no clue which tire was flat. although when the other 3 answered incorrectly id be screwed.

Dr.G35
07-25-2008, 01:00 PM
I would literally **** my pants

werd.

Killer
07-25-2008, 01:04 PM
isn't that what cell phones and txt msg'ing was made for? or is this joke so old that it came out before cell phones were around? :D


exactly my thoughts!!!!!