HELP! WILL PAY IN CASH!

[D.Choe]

I'm kind of in a predicament where I need someone to help me out with my car without an auto shop destroying my funds.

If anyone is in the Athens area willing to help I will pay cash + buy you dinner for tonight, or breakfast tomorrow morning if you're able to help me start my car (not by push-start or jumping). Or just give me some advice on what I should do by replying to this thread.

I put a thread in general tech but I figure I could get more traffic here:
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=185380

PLEASE MODS DON'T DELETE!! I need to get this solved!

In return I give you a funny:
http://i34.tinypic.com/2dllr2p.gif

[slostang]

turn the key?

[DJ Maestro]

I would be of no use in your current predicament, but thanks for the funny. I lirl'd. :lmfao:

[thecrazyone]

wow i've just been sitting here watching that gif LOL. sorry bout your car GL

[Revmaynard]

wow i've just been sitting here watching that gif LOL. sorry bout your car GL

x2 lol

[Ran]

I'd help you if I was in the area man, but I'm not and my tank is almost empty. Sorry dude. :(

[D.Choe]

turn the key?

nothing happens when I turn the key except I hear a whirring sound near the fuse box next to the steering column

[D.Choe]

I'd help you if I was in the area man, but I'm not and my tank is almost empty. Sorry dude. :(

Paypal you some gas $$?

lol the way it's looking I'm most likely gonna have to walk to work and probably have it towed to a shop who'll take my manhood as payment

[Elbow]

I posted in the other thread, I would come help but am entirely broke. I have had many Honda electrical issues.

[D.Choe]

I posted in the other thread, I would come help but am entirely broke. I have had many Honda electrical issues.

that's why I will pay you LOL get your ass over here sucka jones

[Elbow]

that's why I will pay you LOL get your ass over here sucka jones

lol I don't have gas to get there! :(

[fight club]

id come help but alas 3 hrs away.

[blaknoize]

If I was actually in GA I wouldnt mind coming to help. I did it for Caito, or however u spell his name, I would do it for u. It may not even be hard to solve.

[slostang]

id come help but alas 3 hrs away.


x2. about 2 1/2 hours for me.

[Brett]

When you put the key in does ANYTHING come on? If not check the master fuse for the car, I blew mine once when I had the civic. A $4 part

[D.Choe]

id come help but alas 3 hrs away.

thanks Zack, that actually means a lot to me

and thanks for everyone willing to help

a buddy of mine who's a mechanic said he's gonna drop by and check out everything in my car

[D.Choe]

When you put the key in does ANYTHING come on? If not check the master fuse for the car, I blew mine once when I had the civic. A $4 part

yes the dash lights, clock, radio, dome light, corner lights, headlamps will turn on

I checked the fuses already and thanks for the advice

free +reps for everybody WHOOOO

[blaknoize]

^Umm did that work?

[D.Choe]

^Umm did that work?

lol no I just got excited

[slostang]

epic reppage mang.

+1 returned.

[Truegiant]

want to know the cheating way to fix it???

Find out which wire is the starter wire coming from your ignition switch under the column. Trace it back far enough to were you can run a wire from the ignition switch to the hot on the starter. Its an easy quick fix that will take about 5 minutes and about 4 feet of wire. LMK when it works and i accept paypal!

[frostbyte]

lol i was tryin to think but im laughin too hard about how to get my ole lady with azz smackin cremepie trick... ill video it but i wanna go bigger like azz to face to bucket of koolade then feathers lol idk how but ima make it happen

[D.Choe]

PROBLEM IS FIXED!!

CAR IS UP AND STARTING BEAUTIFULLY THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP AND USEFUL INFO!!

[silversol]

what was it?

[dohc4.6sc]

dunno if it has been posted but have you tried to jump the starter solenoid? if that works just make that bish a push button start

[D.Choe]

what was it?

lol it ended up being the battery terminal.

my buddy took off the battery cables to see if my car would run off the alternator and while taking one off it broke

$2 and a new terminal later problem was fixed

didn't seem like the terminal was that corroded because I had cleaned them off with baking soda + water not too long ago but I guess it can only go so far

[isa2o3]

damn i cant believe i just read this whole sh*t

[Kevykev]

Good that it's fixed but, did that chick also fall into a bucket of shaving or whip cream?

wow! Extra mean!