MAN OF THE HOUSE

[Brett]

MAN OF THE HOUSE

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a
bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

'The wife replied, 'The f-ckin' funeral director
would be my first guess.'....

[Sammich]

shall i lol?

[Leisa]

hahahaha.. too funny

[Ran]

All true except for the wife's input. Women have no word in such matters.

[Sammich]

u told hiro the same thing i imagine?

[Ran]

u told hiro the same thing i imagine?Of course. Hell, I even made the program more time efficient by banging her guts in while she made dinner.

Multi-tasking FTW

[Sammich]

Of course. Hell, I even made the program more time efficient by banging her guts in while she made dinner.

Multi-tasking FTW

video minus ur vienna

[DJ Maestro]

video plus ur vienna

Edited for correct spelling. :goodjob:

:eek:

Man PBS, that's really :gay:

[Sammich]

Edited for correct spelling. :goodjob:

:eek:

Man PBS, that's really :gay:

dont make me post ur gay PM asking for my oscar meyer

[DJ Maestro]

dont make me post ur gay PM asking for my oscar meyer

*sings*

My weiner has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R :D

[Tech5]

lololol

[mocha latte cupcake]

bhahhwhahahaha great stuff... i agree. the wifeys words would never have been said lol.

japanese girls would have been like... well duh, thats they way our culture works anyways, now go watch Best Motoring while i finish dinner.. and after you go to sleep i'm going to wash and wax haley for you cause i know you love a clean car in the morning :idb:

[DJ Maestro]

bhahhwhahahaha great stuff... i agree. the wifeys words would never have been said lol.

japanese girls would have been like... well duh, thats they way our culture works anyways, now go watch Best Motoring while i finish dinner.. and after you go to sleep i'm going to wash and wax haley for you cause i know you love a clean car in the morning :idb:

Japanese girls FTW. :goodjob:

[Mike Lowrey]

LMAO!

Brett, that is soooo you tryin' to be tough with Leisa! :lmfao:


Brett - "Make me a sandwich, women!"

Leisa - "STFU, Brett!"

~smacks the shit out of Brett~


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

LMAO!

Brett, that is soooo you tryin' to be tough with Leisa! :lmfao:


Brett - "Make me a sandwich, women!"

Leisa - "STFU, Brett!"

~smacks the shit out of Brett~


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

i seen that sh*t on youtube:lmfao:

[DJ Maestro]

LMAO!

Brett, that is soooo you tryin' to be tough with Leisa! :lmfao:


Brett - "Make me a sandwich, women!"

Leisa - "STFU, Brett!"

~smacks the shit out of Brett~


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm221/joemaestro/IA%20Funny/Brettjoke.jpg

[mocha latte cupcake]

BWHAHAHAHAH awesome picture bwhahaha

poor brett! lol look @ lamar laughing @ him hahaha chicken wing hahaha

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm221/joemaestro/IA%20Funny/Brettjoke.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Zeeb]

hahaha that pic is awesome

[DieselNuts]

MAN OF THE HOUSE

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a
bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

'The wife replied, 'The f-ckin' funeral director
would be my first guess.'....
is this a true story Brett? lulz

[ShooterMcGavin]

without brett no one would be able to enjoy the jokes they grew up with...

[AtifSajid]

bwaahahahahahahaaa