Least 5 suprising recalls of all-time

[Echonova]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html

I lol'd

[FlipKing]

I did to at the darts, oven and sky dancers,lol

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

The Cabbage Patch kid looks like DO, lol.

[willum14pb]

Can't read all that.

[redrumracer]

Can't read all that.
neither could i, that why i just looked at the five things. and a lot of those toys are not dangerous, its just kids having a lack of common sense. oh and lawn darts are fun. i was one of those kids with no common sense lol my friends and i used to through them at each other.

[Infinite]

i read it all.
i lol'd

[Reaper]

LOL @ Lawn Darts...you catch one of those in the head and your reading out of coloring books for the rest of your life haha

[Revmaynard]

''While the tips of garden darts may not be sharp enough to be obviously dangerous, when misused, Lawn Jarts can cause skull punctures and other serious injuries.

On December 19, 1988, all Lawn Jarts were banned from sale in the United States by the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Lawn Jarts, used in an outdoor game, have been responsible for the deaths of four children, the latest being in early 1997 near Elkhart, Indiana. It should be noted that the specific incident that caused Lawn Jarts to be made illegal also involved beer, and that, when engaged in responsibly, the recreational use of Lawn Jarts is less dangerous than baseball.''


Taken from the lawn-jarts site! LOLOL

[Mr_Mischif]

LOLZERS @ children w/ flamethrowers and the the sky dancers bish-slapping people

[Humphrizzle]

where did it say anything about kids with flamethrowers?

[Hulud]

They could do just about anything a grown up oven could such as bake cakes and cookies, make fudge and brownies and prepare women for a lifetime of soul-crushing indentured servitude to a man who only cares if his meals and his women are as hot and quiet as possible.


LMFAO

recalling the easybake oven is the downfall of the american family as we know it

[Hulud]

where did it say anything about kids with flamethrowers?
very end

Let's face it, if children could be trusted to perfectly obey safety warnings, they could be trusted with flamethrowers, too. Hell, if they could read and obey safety warnings, they'd run the world because half the adults can't even do that.

[Vayda]

LMAO!! I actually had one of those cabbage patch dolls. I broke it trying to give it something to drink with its snacks. Who knew that water and electric motors didn't mix...well, it was cool while it lasted.