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DecoyOctopus
07-18-2008, 06:04 PM
i just found out i am afraid of butterflies. before you call me a puss or say "why do you feel you should post this?" ask yourself how would you react and you might learn something new about yourself.

THE SITUATION

im sittin on my porch and a butterfly floats my way and at first im like cool its pretty...but then it started flying at me. i started slapping at it, got up in a panic flipped my chair, this **** is still flapping its brightly colored wings in my face, my animal instincts are telling me bright colors mean poison, i tackle the screen door trying to get into my house, ripping the mesh part and breaking a wooden support in the center, and then i asked myself "did i just run from a butterfly?"

.::UNKNOWN::.
07-18-2008, 06:06 PM
i can take care of the butterfly problem for you.. iz b an exterminator:ninja:

still a puss for running away from a butterfly:lmfao:

thecrazyone
07-18-2008, 06:07 PM
lirl. i just laughed pretty hard at that.

big mac
07-18-2008, 06:10 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha

redrumracer
07-18-2008, 06:10 PM
thanks for setting the miata crowd back to the time of corky romano

DecoyOctopus
07-18-2008, 06:14 PM
lol my bad but damn i really diddnt expect to react that way. im still a man tho im bout to go sex some women right now:ninja: YEA IM A MAN YEA...SHYT YOU WANNA ARM WRESTLE?!??!









ahem...ill be good

thanks for setting the miata crowd back to the time of corky romano

.::UNKNOWN::.
07-18-2008, 06:18 PM
lol my bad but damn i really diddnt expect to react that way. im still a man tho im bout to go sex some women right now:ninja: YEA IM A MAN YEA...SHYT YOU WANNA ARM WRESTLE?!??!









ahem...ill be goodbetter hope there isn't a butterfly in the room :lmfao::lmao:

DecoyOctopus
07-18-2008, 06:21 PM
YOU WANNA ARM WRESTLE?!??!


thats a line from a family guy episode, bryan was talkin to a psychiotrist (spelling?) and he just lost his temper for a minute....i found it pretty funny yup yup yup.

Greddypacked
07-18-2008, 07:03 PM
Did you smoke alot of herb to panic like that about a butterfly lol. You must have been tripping balls man lol j/p. Funny read.

Big_V8
07-18-2008, 07:28 PM
beware of this post











you have been warned













http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m397/denintyler4eva/l_d02fb227db1c743c2b17d2b6ad2c5ea5.jpg

Ran
07-18-2008, 07:44 PM
Wow, just...wow. lol

4dmin
07-18-2008, 08:21 PM
WTF... thats all i can say. butterflyobia? really?

blazin'
07-18-2008, 08:25 PM
I flipped out the other day when a grasshopper landed on me so...I guess I kinda feel your pain?

DJ Maestro
07-18-2008, 08:29 PM
I flipped out when a hornet was buzzing around me this past weekend. But a butterfly? A butterfly? Damn son, just damn. :thinking: :lmfao:

Turbo Terrance
07-18-2008, 08:30 PM
THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT SHORT FILM......(JUST GAVE SOMEONE AN IDEA)!!!!!

0p7!mu5
07-18-2008, 08:32 PM
what are you goin to o when she has a tramp stamp of a butterfly? Flee in terror naked?

DJ Maestro
07-18-2008, 08:32 PM
THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT SHORT FILM......(JUST GAVE SOMEONE AN IDEA)!!!!!

Yeah, I just got an idea. *Grabs pen and notebook* :goodjob:

.::UNKNOWN::.
07-18-2008, 08:37 PM
what are you goin to o when she has a tramp stamp of a butterfly? Flee in terror naked?oh noes

ShooterMcGavin
07-18-2008, 08:51 PM
and you thought to share this with IA? so you're a wuss AND not all too bright...double failure? :lmao: