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Brett
08-25-2005, 11:52 AM
A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.
>"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming
>briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
>cafeteria for something to eat, but please. don't eat any of the other
>employees".
>The cannibals promised they would not.
>
>
>Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
>I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has
>disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
>
>
>The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the
>leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate
>the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader
>continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed
>any- thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does
>something!!!"
Bishop
08-25-2005, 11:54 AM
LOLOL
Hulud
08-25-2005, 11:54 AM
no one cares you need to come to the pool hall
Bishop
08-25-2005, 11:55 AM
^you need to get a hobby, or a job
technoteg97
08-25-2005, 11:56 AM
^^ Needs to get laid. heheh..-.-;
Hulud
08-25-2005, 11:56 AM
^^ Needs to get laid. heheh..-.-;
yes its been too long, a lil over a month :(
Bishop
08-25-2005, 11:57 AM
^^ Needs to get laid. heheh..-.-;
Me or hulud? cause i know hulud does....i dont, get it just about every day....
Hulud
08-25-2005, 11:58 AM
Me or hulud? cause i know hulud does....i dont, get it just about every day....
ASS no need to rub it in!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :2up:
Bishop
08-25-2005, 11:59 AM
LOL i'll get you a hooker for your b-day, dont worry!
Hulud
08-25-2005, 12:00 PM
sweet better be classy!
Bishop
08-25-2005, 12:01 PM
idk about classy.....i only hav 5 bucks. I think that gaurentees VD
Hulud
08-25-2005, 12:03 PM
"oh all you have is accidental?"
Bishop
08-25-2005, 12:04 PM
lol
Hulud
08-25-2005, 12:05 PM
hahaha quagmire is great!
Brett
08-25-2005, 12:07 PM
QUIT JACKIN MY THREAD YOU FUCKERS!!! :lmfao:
Hulud
08-25-2005, 12:08 PM
NO! i am THE THREAD JACKER lately
Bishop
08-25-2005, 12:09 PM
LOL in return i want some positive rep points! and i will leave your thread alone,lol
Brett
08-25-2005, 12:12 PM
Leave my thread alone or I will go into your account and give you -100 points....lol
Hulud
08-25-2005, 12:12 PM
leaving alone now!
Brett
08-25-2005, 12:13 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bishop
08-25-2005, 12:18 PM
I aint scared of the old man........ok so maybe i am alittle bit
Bishop
08-25-2005, 12:19 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
if your in my mommas bed....shes outa town and my dad is sleeping in that bed.....is there something you wanna tell me brett?
kilpatty43
08-25-2005, 01:04 PM
lol good find bert
Kristi
08-25-2005, 03:23 PM
haha, good one brett