Funny stuff inside NWS too FU*KING instense for kids

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[Echonova]

Obama made me gay just now.

[adios]

This thread is too fucking intense.

[Buttons]

#5 purple things = raisins.

they're all pretty much hilarious though.

[adios]

Holy motherfucker!

My poll says 1-7, but there are 8 goddamn pictures! Shit, I just fucking pwned myself.

[IndianStig]

This thread is so intense it makes the Hitler look like a fucking duck.

[MistaCee]

This thread is too fucking intense.

Out of this focking world.

[redrumracer]

man id almost f*cking swear this is alex

[BKgen®]

WHERE THE F*CK ARE MY F*CKING PEPPERS, YOU F*CKING F*CK?

[green91]

you guys are ****ing crazy. the ****ing fan is by ****ing far the ****ing funniest ****ing picture

[SOHC MONSTER]

The fan is funny as hail!

[KevinT707]

LOL, too funny !!

[Echonova]

man id almost f*cking swear this is alexNo f*cking way. That f*cking f*ck f*ck was banned. He could never F*cking come back. F*ck.

[BKgen®]

No f*cking way. That f*cking f*ck f*ck was banned. He could never F*cking come back. F*ck.

f*ck.

[redrumracer]

No f*cking way. That f*cking f*ck f*ck was banned. He could never F*icking come back. F*ck.
well f*ck, i f*cking think he f*cking is making a f*cking come back af*ckingain f*ck f*ckiddy f*ck f*ck f*ck

[green91]

It's a ****ed up world, what a ****ed up place,
Everybody's judged by their ****ed up face,
****ed up dreams, ****ed up life,
****ed up kid, with a ****ed up knife,
****ed up moms, and ****ed up dads,
Thats a ****ed up cop, with a ****ed up badge,
****ed up job, with ****ed up pay,
****ed up boss, is a ****ed up day,
****ed up breast, ****ed up lies,
All my ******, in the biggest, got the facs of life

Hey, everybody knows this song (x2)

Ain't it a shame that you can't say ****,
****s just a word and it's all ****ed up,
Like a ****ed up punk, with a ****ed up mouth,
Nine inch nails'll get knock the **** out,

****ed up AIDS, from ****ed up sex,
Fake ass titties on her ****ed up chest,
We're all ****ed up, so whatcha wanna do,
Well ****ed up me and a ****ed up you

(chorus)
You wanna **** me like an animal,
You like to burn me on the inside,
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug,
Just know that nothin you do, will bring you closer to me,

Aint life a *****, a ****ed up *****,
A ****ed up sword with a ****ed up stitch,
A ****ed up head, is a ****ed up shame,
Swingin on my nuts is a ****ed up game,
Jealousy fillin up my ****ed up mind,
its all ****ed up like a ****ed up crime,
If I say **** two more times,
Thats 46 ****s in this ****ed up rhyme

[Echonova]

Fred Durst is a ****ing fag

[green91]

LOL i was trying to think of the most ****s i could without typing them.

[Prime.]

what southern polynesian island made these? i bet it was the amazonasian tree pipers...

[Jecht]

Thread failure since you posted half of these in their own threads then reposted them here.

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Thread failure since you posted half of these in their own threads then reposted them here.
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[Jecht]

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Only five? What if I want six?

[DeeAOne]

i lirl'ed at all of them! :goodjob:

repps.

[ultm8mind]

I censored it down a bit when I read them to my team. But they are hilarious.......

[AnthonyF]

i honestly didnt find a single one of them funny.

-Ant.

[DieselNuts]

Ehhh...they really arent funny to me. The best line is in the grapes that says "These shiits taste so good you wont give three fuks about four fuks" lol, thats good shiit right there.

[redrumracer]

LOL i was trying to think of the most ****s i could without typing them.
i think this song has more than that


"**** The World"

[Violent J]
****. **** this ****.
**** givin it to me.

[Chorus:]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya **** the world! (**** the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
**** em all! (**** em all!)

[Violent J]
**** you, **** me, **** us
**** Tom, **** Mary, **** Gus
**** Darius
**** the west coast, and **** everybody on the east
Eat **** and die, or **** off at least
**** pre-schoolers, **** rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
**** wine coolers
**** chickens, **** ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother ****s
**** critics, **** your review
Even if you like me, **** you
**** your mom, **** your mom's momma
**** the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
**** the rain forest, **** a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
**** a shoe pump, **** the real deal and **** all the fakes
**** all fifty two states! Oooo, and **** you

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]
**** Oprah, **** opera, **** a soap opera
**** a pop locker and a **** blocker
**** your girlfriend, I probably did her already
**** Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, **** him, what are you gonna do?
(**** that *****, **** you!) Yeah well **** you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say **** ninety three times
**** the president, **** your welfare
**** your government and **** Fred Bear
**** Nugent, like anybody gives a ****
You like to hunt a lot, so ****in what?!
**** disco, Count of Monte Crisco
**** Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And **** everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like **** you, AHHHHH!!!!

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]
**** Celine Dion and **** Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my ****
**** the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And **** Lyle Lovett, whoever the **** that is
**** everybody in the hemisphere
**** them across the world, and **** them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? **** HIM!
**** your idea, **** your gonnoreha
**** your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
**** your wife, your homie did, he's ****in you
**** the police and the 5-0 too
**** Spin, Rolling Stone, and **** Vibe
**** everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, **** his mother
**** your little brother's homie from around the way
And **** Violent J!

[quickdodge®]

i honestly didnt find a single one of them funny.

-Ant.


Ehhh...they really arent funny to me.

I agree. From the first one you posted, Alex, I thought the funny may have been misplaced. But after seeing them all, I think it was just left out on purpose. Later, QD.

[Ran]

I was like "meh" until I got to the slippers.

"HEY C*CKMUFFIN!"

I lost it. :lmao:

[DeutscheBAG!]

bleh...

[DJ Maestro]

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I agree. From the first one you posted, Alex, I thought the funny may have been misplaced. But after seeing them all, I think it was just left out on purpose. Later, QD.
The "funny" is there. It's just that some people are too serious sometimes and refuse to look beyond on profanity thus making the whole picture "lame" as a lot of you posted. They're just for kicks, I mean, random cereal? C'mon, it's funny! haha, the Cereal one is my favorite.