I am so glad that I was in my truck tonight

[gijoe0720]

Alright well I am comin home and there is alot of deer around where I live. I am goin about 80 down my road and saw a deer so I slam on my brakes well I got down to about 60 and BAM. I drilled that sumbitch. I went back to see what damage I did and it was still alive but all its legs were broke and there is no tellin what else is broke. It was just layin in the ditch with its head up and blood comin out of its mouth. I come home and look at my truck and all it did was bust the blinker. It did nothin else. Well I tell my mom about it and then told her it is still alive and she was like that is so sad. I tell her I got 1 more bullet I haven't shot in my gun but she wouldn't let me go shoot it. It was an 8 point buck too.

[Cliff]

sneak out and go shoot it then saw off the rack

[Hulud]

damn man i woulda gone out anyways and shot it to put it out of its misery

[technoteg97]

haha..damn ..too many deers in GA

[gijoe0720]

well the deer is like 1/8 of a mile from my house so my mom would hear me if I went out and shot it.

[thinkfast®]

hells yea man, deer meat is the shit too, ask any mexican :D :D

lemme know if you need more ammo

[Hulud]

so whats she gonna do? ground you? i mean your helping the deer out

[thinkfast®]

yea man go for it

[gijoe0720]

She wouldn't do anything but it is prolly dead by now.

[Cliff]

man go get that sucker deer chili is amazing....and an 8 point rack would sell awesome on ebay...hunters will always pay for an authentic rack to use as a buck call

[Hulud]

man just go out and see

[gijoe0720]

well there is only 6 points on it now cause 2 of them broke off whenever I hit it and are layin in the road.

[thinkfast®]

go get that sumbitch dude!!!!!!11WTFBBQPOS

[Hulud]

did u go out?

[gijoe0720]

got to wait till my mom goes to sleep

[Hulud]

tell her to get her ass in bed its almost 1AM!

[thinkfast®]

go get that sumbitch dude!!!!!!11WTFBBQPOS

[Hulud]

git 'er dun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gijoe0720]

she is in bed just got to wait till she falls asleep

[Hulud]

pussy just go! lol

[Cliff]

someone's gonna beat you to that sucker...and if you keep it for meat you need to hurry and hang it up or else the warm blood will spoil the meat

[thinkfast®]

aw man if you let that meat go bad dude, you suck! just sneak out homey! cmon think of the kids

[Hulud]

spoken like a true hunter

[gijoe0720]

yea and what am I goin to do with it if I got it?

[Hulud]

freeze it and cook it and the n you would eat it. but anyways go now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thinkfast®]

:pulls up mapquest:

dude whats the dag'um address?? shitfire man you r really startin to piss me off!!11 LOL

[gijoe0720]

freeze it in what freezer?

[Hulud]

fuckin ay! your supposed to do some thinking for yourself

[thinkfast®]

dude take out all those 650 flav-o-ices you have and put the deer meat in there! noone will ever notice.

[Cliff]

take a rope and tie its back two legs together...toss it over a big tree branch tie the rope to the back of the truck and string it up from the branch face down....slice the throat so the blood will drain...then slice from the crotch to the chest and let all the organs come out..meat will cool and while it's cooling call thinkfast to come get it....

[Hulud]

dude take out all those 650 flav-o-ices you have and put the deer meat in there! noone will ever notice.
lol true that

[Cliff]

oh and p.s. do all that as far from your house as possible...otherwise you will have coyotes and bugs like you wouldn't believe...and the raunchiest smell you've ever smelled

[gijoe0720]

I ain't got no freezer to put this thing in

[Hulud]

hahaha man that would blow

[Hulud]

I ain't got no freezer to put this thing in
cmon macgyver all you need is a tray of ice a cardboard box and a toothpick and your set!

[thinkfast®]

not as much as the meat going bad

[gijoe0720]

oh and p.s. do all that as far from your house as possible...otherwise you will have coyotes and bugs like you wouldn't believe...and the raunchiest smell you've ever smelled

To late for that. There are coyotes, bear, deer, turkey, everything where I live.

[Hulud]

haha go get the fucking deer! lol

[Cliff]

chop up the good parts and just save them

[Cliff]

To late for that. There are coyotes, bear, deer, turkey, everything where I live.


true but not in your front yard eating deer guts

[gijoe0720]

There is no where to put anything.

[Cliff]

uhhhhh you girl

[gijoe0720]

true but not in your front yard eating deer guts


Well there was some bear in my back yard a while back. But they wasn't eatin deer guts

[Hulud]

PUSSY GO GET THE FUCKING DEER! lol

[thinkfast®]

think of the kids man. think about it. do you wanna eat flav-o-ice or fresh-ass-deer meat? cmon man

[Hulud]

lol tough decision there, flav-o-ice is pretty good lol

[gijoe0720]

I would get it if I could, but I can't :(

[thinkfast®]

not like deer popsicles though!!

[Hulud]

get out there and atleast shoot it, what if its still alive?

[gijoe0720]

Then it is still alive I guess.

[thinkfast®]

dude gimme the address alreayd. Im getting frustrated.

[Hulud]

then do your civic duty and kill it already

[thinkfast®]

this is pathetic

[RandomGuy]

seriously man its gravely wounded... shit prolly collapsed a lung... That sux... its just lying there suffering, cant do shit about it either... DO IT MOFO

[Hulud]

jesus christ just go out and shoot it already for fucks sake

[thinkfast®]

Im outta here, this is depressing

[Hulud]

later and just fucking kill it

[thinkfast®]

well actually, maybe if I rub one out I'll feel better. be right back w/ my "findings"

[gijoe0720]

Alright damn I shot it. Now quit your bitchin.

[RandomGuy]

wtf

[Hulud]

you ran 1/8 mile shit the deer and ran back in under 5 mins?

[RandomGuy]

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Then it is still alive I guess.


Today, 01:09 AM
gijoe0720
God I am sexy Join Date: Jun 2005
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Alright damn I shot it. Now quit your bitchin.


so u put ur shoes on, started car,went there ... shot it and came back in 5 minutes? total?... i call bs.

[Hulud]

*sniff* *sniff* whats that you stepped in gijoe?







































http://www.mediterranea.org/cae/divulgac/anfibios/excrement.jpg
i think its bullshit

[RandomGuy]

:ttiwwp:blah

[gijoe0720]

I ain't took my close off it don't take long to drive 1/8 of a mile pull a trigger get back in truck and come home.

[gijoe0720]

my truck is slow but not that slow

[RandomGuy]

post pics... lol

[Hulud]

more than 5 minutes to go out of your house (with your gun) load it shoot the deer and drive back, all quietly mind you cause your mom is sleeping

[RandomGuy]

and specially how hesitant he was to actually do it... i bet he yellowbellied it while he was pointing the gun at the deer... all like "ohh noooo... should i or should i not" for like 20 minutes.... that would make the total time be like at least 30 mins

[Hulud]

0wn3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hulud]

http://www.nexus-point.net/forums/owned-catdog.jpg

[Hulud]

http://www.dluxz.dk/owned.jpg

[gijoe0720]

Pics will be up soon. My mom woke up whenever I shot it and she wasn't to happy about it but oh well

[Hulud]

ok ill believe it when i see a bullet hole in the deer

[Bishop]

LOL@this thread

[mp5o]

Lets see pics. Tell your mom she's an asshole.

[gijoe0720]

I didn't get one of the bullet hole. The camera went dead after I took 2 pics.

[Hulud]

Lets see pics. Tell your mom she's an asshole.
ooooooo shit lol

[gijoe0720]

nevermind you can see the pic of the exit hole in the pic you just couldn't see it on the camera. Let me get the pic onto the computer

[mp5o]

^Starting to convince me.

[Hulud]

nevermind you can see the pic of the exit hole in the pic you just couldn't see it on the camera. Let me get the pic onto the computer
ok sounds good post em ho!

[Bishop]

^yah, im starting to beleive now...

[Hulud]

pics? cmon i wanna see this shit lol

[mp5o]

Almost 10 minutes and no pics...

[Hulud]

starting to not believe again.....

[mp5o]

^Same here.

[Bishop]

huh....

[gijoe0720]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/gijoe720/e2a833ac.jpg

I have dial up so it took it a while to upload it

[Bishop]

all i see is a deer that looks like its sleeping

[gijoe0720]

look on its jaw you see it is red right there
And if it was sleepin would it have its eyes open?

[mp5o]

Did you shoot it in the foot?

[Bishop]

look on its jaw you see it is red right there
And if it was sleepin would it have its eyes open?
Fine,, RESTING, lol

[gijoe0720]

head and it came out of its jaw

[Hulud]

look on its jaw you see it is red right there
And if it was sleepin would it have its eyes open?
wheres the exit wound?

[Hulud]

...

[gijoe0720]

like I said earlier its JAW

[Hulud]

well i must say i didnt think you would do it. but +1 for ya

[gijoe0720]

yes you are correct.

[Trouble300zx]

*does the girly thing* OMG you killed that poor little defenseless deer..... *snickers* Dude, did ya get tha meat or what?? don't tell me you wasted that!!!!!

[thinkfast®]

man you better have an IA cookout w/ deer meat buffet and we are all invited!! damn this thread LOL

[RandomGuy]

LOL shit like this only happens in atlanta forums... lol anyways was it alive when you got there?

[Kristi]

poor deer

[Hulud]

he hasnt said! i wanna no if it was alive when he returned

[gijoe0720]

When I went back it was alive so that is why I shot it.

[Hulud]

ok

[gijoe0720]

You made me waste my last bullet on it. It was goin to die anyways.

[Hulud]

so?

[gijoe0720]

so now what if I need that bullet for somethin?

[Bishop]

^like what? shooting your self? just jump off a cliff, i heard its fun

[Bishop]

Or hell if you are going to shoot yourself i'll buy you a bullet. lol

[Hulud]

^like what? shooting your self? just jump off a cliff, i heard its fun
lol wtf?

[gijoe0720]

well go buy me one


And there is no cliffs around here to jump off of.

[BTEC]

THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THREADS IVE READ IN A COUPLE DAYS. FULL OF SUSPENSE, DISGUST, AND COMDEY. :goodjob: :goodjob:

[BTEC]

WHAT CAN U DO WITH ONE BULLET? U COULDNT EVEN SHOOT A DYING DEER, U AINT GONNA SHOOT AN INTRUDER. WAS U SAVING IT FOR A TREE FOR COOL POINT WHEN U BRING A GIRL OVER?

[Hulud]

THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THREADS IVE READ IN A COUPLE DAYS. FULL OF SUSPENSE, DISGUST, AND COMDEY. :goodjob: :goodjob:
hahahaha

[gijoe0720]

WHAT CAN U DO WITH ONE BULLET? U COULDNT EVEN SHOOT A DYING DEER, U AINT GONNA SHOOT AN INTRUDER. WAS U SAVING IT FOR A TREE FOR COOL POINT WHEN U BRING A GIRL OVER?

I shot the deer and yes I was savin it to shoot at a tree for a cool point whenever I bring a girl over.

[Hulud]

I shot the deer and yes I was savin it to shoot at a tree for a cool point whenever I bring a girl over.
lol

[thinkfast®]

wow that makes me want to take a big buford. anyone wanna give me cool points for that? Ill post pics if theres a high enough request... :whistles:

[Hulud]

+1 hahahahaha

[B16a2 Civic]

so i need cliff notes
is it dead?
you shoot it?
need better pics, only scrolled around saw those

[collins]

hahahaha, omg, i'mjust making it to this thread! but holy shit thats some funny ish right there! bout damn time youshot the mofo! ya did good to shoot it and get it out of its misery. what you did WRONG is you didnt go to wally world and buy you A DAMN FREEZER!