View Full Version : Dude, you have to give me a ride
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 09:47 AM
I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.
quickdodge®
07-09-2008, 09:49 AM
Someone's been watching Grandma's Boy. Later, QD.
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 09:51 AM
Someone's been watching Grandma's Boy. Later, QD.
please sit on my face /robotvoice
IndianStig
07-09-2008, 09:51 AM
Lol, never seen that movie. Heard alot about it from all my pothead friends though.
now i see why
LETS FUCKING RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 09:56 AM
rage?
you know, mr. chisle, fly with the sea birds, or some ****.
Crazy Asian
07-09-2008, 09:57 AM
Sport lay off the ridilin and vodka.
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 10:03 AM
Sport lay off the ridilin and vodka.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w148/Minuswhale9/weak.gif
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 10:10 AM
she invented the finger in the a55 while giving a bj
ironchef
07-09-2008, 10:35 AM
I love that movie, and I don't even smoke haha.
Kevykev
07-09-2008, 11:04 AM
Guys, Convince me to rent that movie.
Explain please.....ie: What makes it great.
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 11:05 AM
I love that movie, and I don't even smoke haha.
neither do i :dunno:
i just watched some of it this morning on my zune while sawing some buttwood....i love that movie
Crazy Asian
07-09-2008, 11:06 AM
^I love your mom. No seriously I do.
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 11:14 AM
Guys, Convince me to rent that movie.
Explain please.....ie: What makes it great.
its fvcking hilarious :dunno:
americanctm
07-09-2008, 11:26 AM
Guys, Convince me to rent that movie.
Explain please.....ie: What makes it great.
There is a monkey that knows martial arts in the movie. Holy Sh!t it was awesome.
FriskyWalrus
07-09-2008, 11:32 AM
You can get past a dog. Nobody fvcks with a lion
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 11:38 AM
does it scare you?
no, i just dont like techno.
you would if you had robot ears.
FriskyWalrus
07-09-2008, 11:43 AM
That's great Bobby but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution. So you're dumb.
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 11:48 AM
BAHAHAHA! Stupid ****ING idiot! Red-shirted ASS! You guys think you're so ****ing cool, it makes me sick! "Oh, let's go make fun of the vegans, and their crazy lifestyle!" We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow ****!
FriskyWalrus
07-09-2008, 11:50 AM
Dude your bed is a car.
But it's a fvcking sweet car.
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 11:55 AM
This **** is ****ing crazy. I don't know how lion got into the neighborhood. I heard some growlin' and ****. So my roommate and I, we go to check this **** out. I look up in the tree, and there's the ****ing king of the jungle! It was staring right at me. I almost **** my ****ing pants. So I ran inside and called the 5-0.
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 11:57 AM
Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But sleeping with your Grandma and her two roommates... that's LEGENDARY.
FriskyWalrus
07-09-2008, 11:59 AM
Phones for you. I think it's the devil.
ultm8mind
07-09-2008, 12:01 PM
That movie is the sh!t, I don't smoke anymore, LOL, and it was/is still hilarious.
americanctm
07-09-2008, 12:01 PM
Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
Alex: You do know that lions eat deer, right?
Dante: Thats true kid. Doctor, we gotta be careful.
FriskyWalrus
07-09-2008, 12:03 PM
I was putting up my Christmas tree.
It's July.
Get the fvck out of here. It is?
Yeah. And why are you naked?
Oh my god. I am naked. Come on in!
Dude. Your ass is tanner than my face
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 12:06 PM
I was putting up my Christmas tree.
It's July.
Get the fvck out of here. It is?
Yeah. And why are you naked?
Oh my god. I am naked. Come on in!
Dude. Your ass is tanner than my face
:lmfao: fvck i forgot that part
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 12:07 PM
My grandma drank all my pot.
That's awesome.
What? I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?
FriskyWalrus
07-09-2008, 12:21 PM
Yeah they massage your c0ck for money. I think there is another word for that. Oh yeah. Hookers.
Sport1.3
07-09-2008, 12:57 PM
Yeah they massage your c0ck for money. I think there is another word for that. Oh yeah. Hookers.
YOU'RE A HOOKER!!!
RandomGuy
07-09-2008, 01:00 PM
yall can't be sayin that sh!t when the lion's here.
FriskyWalrus
07-09-2008, 01:21 PM
That shiits fvcked up.
Yeah. Addicted to hookers.
No. That guy throwing your bong. You should never throw a bong kid.
fawk_you
07-09-2008, 01:43 PM
good movie.
ShooterMcGavin
07-09-2008, 02:46 PM
just watched it a couple wks ago, good sh*t :goodjob:
ironchef
07-09-2008, 02:53 PM
Still so weird to think that the chick in the movie played Velma in Scooby Doo.
thecrazyone
07-09-2008, 03:19 PM
stinks like sex in here.
o wait wrong movie. grandmas boy is very funny tho.
thecrazyone
07-09-2008, 03:26 PM
stinks like sex in here.
o wait wrong movie. grandmas boy is very funny tho.
Nice rip, Alex..
Alex: Rip what?
or
Dude.. Jerking off on my mom is one thing, but banging your grandmother and her roommates?! That's like legendary..
JackMaster
07-10-2008, 07:08 AM
I'm thinkin about getting metal legs, its a risky operation, but it will be worth it.
DieselNuts
07-10-2008, 08:16 AM
Top score? what does that mean? Did I break it?
Sport1.3
07-10-2008, 08:20 AM
How did he see me?
did you just say something to me??? :lmfao:
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