Out for the evening...funny inside...

[quickdodge®]

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not shit in the vegetable garden again either!"

Later, QD.

[IndianStig]

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your a funny mofo

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahahahah! as always good jokes from the Q dizzle ph3r shizzle

[RandomGuy]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL i can imagine that...

[Hulud]

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[Pher]

Good one! :goodjob:

[Bishop]

LOL that was really good

[99ITRGIRL]

I don't get it, maybe I have to read it again.

[99ITRGIRL]

Yea, I just don't get it! :(

[Jordan_W]

you don't get it?!, wtf....your joking right?

[quickdodge®]

i can imagine that...

For real. What's funny is that that could really happen and the dude wouldn't think anything of it. Later, QD.

[rolling_trip]

Yea, I just don't get it! :(

That might be funnier that the joke.

[Bishop]

Yea, I just don't get it! :(
ok....so the wife told the cab driver that the husband was going back to the apartment to say good bye to her grandmother. But the husband was really putting the dog outside (she said this because she didnt want anyone knowing the house would be empty) and the jusband comes back down explaing about the dog but the cab driver thought he was talking about the grandmother...... Get it now?

[99ITRGIRL]

ohh......ok! Thank you ;)

[Bishop]

LOL your welcome!

[Bishop]

ohh......ok! Thank you ;)
You just got +1 for making me laugh

[dwnsthGABOY]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! LOL!!!!!!

[99ITRGIRL]

You just got +1 for making me laugh
gee, thanx :) :) :) :)

[kilpatty43]

lol nice

[Leisa]

as always a good one from Mizzznike